UTOPIA COMEDIC OFFERINGS
The forum boards in Utopia can be the most liveliest place in the entire game. People regularly vent their feelings and at times it can be quite hilarious. Below is a list of my all time funniest things said on Utopian forum boards.
AGE 10
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18th, YR2 On April 15th, YR2, we received this note... To The Great King Argentus Luna Greetings and well met! I am an ally! Please do not have your kingdom do any ops against me! I hate Terra Prime V and Milkman Dan! Take 'em out but leav me. I'm trying to become Monarch and would gladly be friends with your greatness! Signed, Sir of Thieves of Sneakesra (43:29) -King Argentus Luna |
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3rd, YR4 why why why =( 0 of our soldiers were found dead today! heh lol - Sir Ronin |
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March 3rd, YR5 I've started my attacks, but I need better targets for my vault runs. Any suggestions on where a respectable member of society can make a good living? ;) - Sir Rand Nighthawk |
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April 2nd, YR5 ***pounds glass on table to get everyone's attention*** HEAR YE HEAR YE(*hic*), BUT ALAS OUR ENEMY DOTH SEEM TO BE SWAMPED BY OUR MIGHTY SOLDIERS(*hic*), I DOTH SAY THIS THE FIRST TIME I DO SEE NO ONE FROM THE ENEMY ABOVE THE HONOUR OF THOSE UNDER PROTECTION! A GOOD THING, A GOOD THING I MUST SAY YET I HAVE WAITED FOR SUCH A WAR AS THIS WHERE THE WINE (*hic*) DOTH TASTE NOT AS GOOD AS THE BLOOD ON ME SWORD! ONWARD AND FIGHT! ***pounding of glasses by those in attendance with cheers and heckles at the drunk on the table*** - Baron Eagle Scream |
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June 18th, YR5 Fireballed Pleasantville for 1831 peasants damage. oooo crispy lol - King Argentus Luna |
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July 21st, YR5 Sent this to the enemy, then looked to see he was 325k. Hope I didnt tick him off, LOL (oh boy). ---------------------------- Hello, Just thought I would let you know your thieves have been found drunk on my lands and executed. Kept saying take us drunk we're home over and over and... - Baron Eagle Scream |
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January 24th, YR6 …NOW if I lost 0 men, how can they tell on me? TE HE HE HE ;) - Sir Rand Nighthawk |
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April 23rd, YR6
They should rename their kingdom to Farms "R" Us. They all have to much to steal :) -Sir Beer Baron |
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2nd, YR6
Hey anybody know what happened to my war group? They never call or write, I mean i feel so lonely being the leader of a war group that doesn't seem to exist anymore. Can any body help me? ****The druken soldier exclaims as he starts to fall asleep in his ale**** -Sir Rand Nighthawk |
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18th, YR6 May 16th, YR6 that Me coming for you fag hit me....and no one can retaliate, this sucks - Sir Maximus ... May 17th, YR6 Give it time Mansion, all in time and we will exterminate him. As the great Homer Simpson once said to his daughter, "let your anger simmer in a little ball till one day it just explodes, like that day Daddy hit the referee with a whiskey bottle, remember that, the referee with the whiskey bottle, yea."... - Baron Eagle Scream |
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15th, YR6 Message from Our Monarch KILL 32:34 (I like it, nice, direct, to the point,...) :D |
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On June 23rd, Yr11, we received this note...
To The Honorable King Eagle Scream I think this was sent to me by mistake and should have been directed to you. Will leave this matter in your hands.
On June 8th, YR11, we received this note... To The Honorable King Percival i need help plz send soldiers and gold Signed, Sir [name withheld] (17:29) Signed, King Percival of Ruins of Pericles (17:30) |