Here's one of the few jokes I have ever made:
What's the advantage of playing an instrument made from wood?
If you get mad at it you can light it on fire and start screaming "BURN BABY, BURN!!!"
The following instrument jokes (some I "edited") were taken from: http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/
Why do violinists put a cloth between their chin and their instrument?
Violins don't have spit valves.
Did you hear about the bassist who was so out of tune his section noticed?
How is lightning like a string player's fingers?
Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
How do you make a double bass sound in tune?
Chop it up and make it into a xylophone.
String players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.
How long does a harp stay in tune?
About 20 minutes, or until someone opens a door.
What is the downside of being friends with a trombonist?
It is difficult to trust anyone whose instrument changes shape as he plays it!
What's the range of a tuba?
Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue, silly!!!!
Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So you don't have to retrain the drummers.
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always slows down.
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bassoon recital.
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