"...the
Roman Catholic Church, which I do not consider a
Christian organization." Pastor Dave - alt.bible
"The
crowning glory of Christianity is, that it is the only
major religion requiring absolutely no prerequisites such
as intelligence, linguistic polish, or philosophical
depth." - Quote of the Month submitted by "Clothaire"
and attributed to Pastor Dave on alt.atheism.
The next post in the thread follows thus:
"You
sure are a brainless twit yourself, Hairball!!! That's
not Pastor
Dave's, but my MY quote. Like I said though,
brainlessness is no hindrance
to finding love and grace in Jesus Christ." - Pastor
Frank - alt.altheism
"I
have seen an atheist turn to God because of prayer. And I
have read of others. It does happen in the real world.
The odds would seem less for you, however, because your
mother doesn't pray for you." Smokey - on me - alt.prayer.
"Is
Atheism your career?" - Josh - in an email to me.
"Personally
I think you all ready are a christian you just can't see
it yet." - Josh - in an email to me.
"I
believe you would make a better scientologist than
English Atheist." - Josh - in an email to me.
"Jesus
and his Angels read the bible to me, direct my daily walk
when I am coherent. They fight righteous spiritual
battles that pervade large regions of the Earth. Glory,
Glory, Holy Holy Holy, if only your earthly eyes could
see." - Christian contributor to feedback section of
www.infidels.org.
"Man
is the image of God, not women. Women are made for men,
not man for woman. Women must keep their mouth shut and
obey men without question." - Christian feedback on
a Christian website!
"It's
fairly clear that evolutionists are generally atheists,
even the Christian evolutionists." - 'Tony1', an
administrator on the christian chat network
"f*cking athiest c*nt!"
- A christian, in an email to me - 19-Jun-2001
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"And
the point of God sending his son to earth was to save
what could not possibly be saved by a human, and I know
that he was a human." - Tiffany - in an email to me.
"I
have no problem having my religion being called a crutch!
Infact, it is!" - Tiffany.
"I
elevate my truth above the other "truth"
because the other "truth" is not the truth at
all!" - Tiffany - explaining how she objectively
determined her scripture was the truth.
"if
you ask me, looking at the Bible and not observing the
Bible are completely different" - Tifanny.
"We
are supposed to pray alone as well as with others."
- Cali - in an email to me.
"...atheism
is properly defined as a denial of the existence of God
in the midst of full knowledge that God does indeed exist."
- Robert T. Lee - on his website.
"Atheism
is therefore a doctrine of demons, and in many, if not
all cases, atheists are demon-possessed." - Robert T.
Lee
"And
atheist iis a person who uses his brain the wrung way..
" - Robert T. Lee
"It
has little or nothing to do with Christianity, although
Christianity has a great deal to do with it" -
corrieb, on abortion. From a discussion board on guitar.com.
22-9-2000
"I
can't explain how it works - it's supernatural, dummy!"
- corrieb - on morality - ditto.
"The
printing press wasn't invented until the 15th century.
Before then books were copied by hand." - corrieb.
"God
loves you enough to let you condemn your self to hell."
- SlimDawg - guitar.com discussion board - 14-Feb-2001
"Even
godless, evil people work to the glory of God." -
SlimDawg - 23-Feb-2001
"God
will be discovered before he is disproven." -
Mingler - guitar.com - 23-feb-2001 (Think about it.)
"If
any are alive today, they are the smaller
varieties." - Richard Alexander - on dinosaurs - alt.atheism.
9/10/00
"...there
was plenty of room on the ark for even the largest land-based
dinosaur, especially if taken on as eggs or young."
- Richard Alexander - alt.atheism. 9/10/00
"In
fact, I've been asked to leave some churches on the
grounds that I hold a belief they cannot accept." -
Richard Alexander - alt.atheism. 9/10/00
"I'm
too far gone with the Lord" - Colleen Baldwin - in
an atheist newsgroup.
"Stick
it, you're just a pimple on a grasshopper's dick."
- Colleen Baldwin
"JHC,
please change your handle to Inspector Gadget, you bumbling
oaf. Or to Miss Peggy Wanker please. Thank you." -
Colleen Baldwin
"There
ARE some things God cannot do..." - Jennifer Allen -
alt.atheism.satire.
"Evolution
is more of a belief system than real science." -
Thomas Vestly - alt.atheism.satire.
"I've
seen events erased, changed, buildings removed from so
called reality, etc. etc. over and over. I see demons,
witchcraft, magic, sorcerry, etc. etc. daily and I'm not
impressed." A Christian in the Internet Infidels
discussion forum.
"I
believe because I have found my belief to be the most
plausable explination for reality." - Journeymum -
in an Internet Infidels' discussion forum. 8-Oct-2000
"Hey
Christians! If your goal in e-mailing this site is to
convince someone of your intelligence and a reasoned
account for your beliefs, please, use proper spelling. No
sense in giving creedence to the thought that we are like
dumb and blind sheep." - kfoster - in the
Hereticards guestbook.
"Will
women ever be equal to men? Absolutely not!" - 'Parent'
(a woman) on the guitar.com discussion board
"The
entire universe could be destroyed by a meteor." -
Godlovingirlie - in an AOL chatroom.
"How
come women have one more rib than men?" - Kloudburst
- AOL chatroom.
"u
guys are stupied" - DaLeakes6 - AOL chatroom.
"Jesus
meets all my needs and so does provide the toilet paper
and which his blessings does pay the bills. Clean
the House, well he gave me a wonderful woman that does
that just fine." - Ray Knapp in alt.flame.jesus.christ
- 16-10-2000
"Resistance
is futile." - Alan B. Spencley - newsgroup posting -
18-Oct-2000
How
about if you admit that you wouldn't know "proof"
if it was rammed up your butt and detonated in your
abdomen. - Arthur Bartlett - in a newsgroup posting.
"So
what are you saying? That I dont' realy have dylsexia,
but I just like spelling things wrong? You putz! Obvoisly
I used the spell check, stupid!" - Metacrock - on an Internet Infidels
discussion board.
"You
are full of sh*t!" - Metacrock
"No
little Moron. I explained that you stupid git." - Metacrock
"Ive
see the things you have up making fun of christians for
what they are quoted on." - Betsy/Laura in an email
to me.
Your f**ked
up beaver god would be SO PROUD of you! Get A HOBBY. Why
dont you make a page on f**ked up atheists too? - Betsy/Laura
- in my guestbook.
"This
world would be a better place if God would just empty
this pisspot of people like you." - 'visibly shaken'
- in alt.flame.jesus.christ
"Try
a hetrosexual circle jerk. Stand and masturbate
while you watch the most beautiful woman in the world
suck off a donkey; a woman that you could only hope to
dream about, and the donkey gets blown while you have to
get by with a hand job, and even have to use your own
hand." - 'visibly shaken' in alt.flame.jesus.christ
"I
can tell you guys are not serious about God. I am
so disappointed! I come here to sh*t and stink, and you
pay a dime and only fart!" - 'visibly shaken' in alt.flame.jesus.christ
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"God's
hatred is one of His holy attributes..." "His
hatred is holy, pure, unchanging" - from a christian
website, quoted on an Internet Infidels discussion board.
"...the
Bible preaches hate. For every one verse about God's
mercy, love, compassion, etc., there are two verses about
His vengeance, hatred, wrath, etc." - ditto
"...every
human, at the moment of birth, utterly deserves to go
straight to hell." - ditto
"There
is God, but we are still monkeys." 'CYAM' - ditto
"All
of you atheists are going to hell for questioning god.
You will roast with the muslims, jews, buddists, and all
the other heathens who choose not to follow the one true
god. Repent now, or you will be punished. You will be
burned for eternity in lakes of melted sulfur.You will
have the flesh stripped from your bones, and have your
bones ground to dust, but still it won't end. Demons will
violate you anally. I'm sure some of you faggots think
that part will be fun, but it won't. Demon penises are
the size of a baseball bat, and covered with sharp spines!
You will watch your loved ones suffer in the same way
unless they are christians. Your throat will bleed and
sting from screaming in pain. Accept god's loving mercy
and salvation NOW or suffer for eternity later!!!!"
- 'Jesus_n_Pals' in a newsgroup posting.
"Evolution
is a symptom of God's creational power, not a blind
natural law that just happen to be the basis for all
existence, like the evolutionists believe." Thomas
Vestly - in a newsgroup posting.
"Hell,
you don't even have to go to church, you could watch
church on T.V. and get the same result !" - David
King - in a newsgroup posting
"All
sins can be forgiven. No one is unsavable. Not even you."
- Tim - in an email to me.
Every
time the doctor said something was wrong we prayed and
nothing was wrong. Every time. God answered every one of
those prayers. - Tim in an email to me.
"Prayer
in and of itself is powerless." - Tim - in a
Christian newsgroup - 23rd June 2000
"I
have no faith in prayer." - Tim in a newsgroup
posting.
"If
someone is really sick, they should go on a 1 week to
ten day fast to get rid of the toxic wastes in the
body, with distilled water." - Godlyman - quoted
on an Internet Infidels discussion board.
"Don't
microwave food, it changes its character." -
Godlyman - ditto.
"Cancer
begins in the colon, including breast, brain, and
stomach cancer, because you take in all these toxins,
and don't drink enough distilled water." -
Godlyman - ditto.
"Tuberculosis
will be cured by distilled water, good nutrition,
sunshine, fresh air, and deep breathing exercises. No
drugs of any kind are necessary." - Godlyman -
ditto.
"Humans
don't fly." - Pastor Dave - in a newsgroup posting.
"People
fly to get to a destination for business, to see loved
ones, etc.." - Pastor Dave
"...driving
without a license is wrong. So is sex without a
license." - Pastor Dave
"We
have a little under a month. Then you will not ever see
anything written by me again." John Vogel - in a
newsgroup posting - 22/8/99
"There
is little thought needed to be a Christian..." -
John Vogel - in a newsgroup posting.
"We
are really morons when it comes to knowledge." -
John Vogel - 11/8/00
"God
will not answer the prayers of a sinner." - John
Vogel - 8/01/01
"I
am not a part of this newsgroup." - John Vogel - in
the alt.flame.jesus.christ newsgroup - 25-01-01
"You
can only be "truly free" if you are crucified
with Christ, and rise with Christ, and live with Christ,
and live with Christ." - John Vogel
"For
Christians it is essential they believe the Bible to be
the holy and infallible Word of God and anyone disputing
that is of the devil." - Pastor Frank - in a
newsgroup posting.
"...no
christian ever takes the bible literally." - Pastor
Frank
"...god
is an abstract spiritual concept." - Pastor Frank
"Ecactly
!" - Glenn (Christian mystic) - in a newsgroup
posting.
"If
a stone falls from the sky and hits you on the head, it
means stones can fall from the sky. Period." - Paul
O'Brien - in an atheist's guestbook.
"I
am having trouble believing the real Jesus posted
this..." - James J. Dominguez - in a newsgroup
posting..
"I
am kinda weird as Christians go..." - James J.
Dominguez.
"If
you want to prove that God doesn't exist, well TOO F***ING
BAD." - James J. Dominguez. (His CAPS)
"People
are no more special than rocks - both are just random
collections of atoms." - James J. Dominguez.
"F**k
off." - James J. Dominguez.
"I'll
call you a c**t occasionally if it will make you feel
more comfortable..." - James J. Dominguez.
"The
American people wants a president that appeals to the
angels..." - George W. Bush - August 2000
"...asshole..."
- George W. Bush - September 2000
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