KAREL'S CHEESE HOUSE

302.
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.
Q2: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
A: He knows who the ten men were.

303.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

304.
Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
A: Too many blondes were drowning.

305.
Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.

306.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

307.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

308.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

309.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian?
A: Because she loved children.

310.
Q: If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first?
A: The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

311.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.

312.
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.

313.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

314.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.

315.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...

316.
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

317.
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

318.
Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.

319.
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

320.
Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.

321.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm.

She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

322.
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

323.
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.

324.
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

325.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.

326.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.

327.
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

328.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

329.
Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

330.
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

331.
Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
A: They spread for the bread.

332.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a waterbed?
A: Cherry Float

333.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

334.
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: a foursome..

335.
Q: What do you give the blonde that has everything?
A: Penicillin.

336.
Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A: An air bag.

337.
Q: What nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost their popularity?
A: B.J.

338.
Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
A: Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.

339.
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.

340.
Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
A: They have to pull their own pants down.

341.
Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm.

342.
Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
A: It's too hard to re-train them.

343.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

344.
Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear.

345.
Q: Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
A: To keep her ankles warm.
A2: To keep her neck warm

346.
Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day?
A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette.

347.
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: Way to go team!

348.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
A: By the chipped tooth.

349.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

350.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: To keep from bruising their ears.

351.
Q: Why does a blonds bra say T.G.I.F?
A: Tits go in first.

352.
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.

353.
Q: What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle?
A: Rebel without a clue.

354.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WITH A RUNNY NOSE?
A: Full.

355.
Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.

356.
Q: WHY DON'T BLONDES BREASTFEED THEIR BABIES?
A: It hurts too much when they boil their nipples.

357.
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"
A: "No, I just lie there."

358.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning?
A: "Thanks, guys..."

359.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 10 BLONDES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL?
A: AIR POCKETs.

360.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

361.
Q: What did Jimmy Swaggart pay for his prostitute and her four blonde friends?
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.

362.
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier......"

363.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team?
A: Just One... Boomer Esiason.

364.
Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.

365.
Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner?
A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.

366.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refriderator cold.

367.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.

368.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.

369.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.

370.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
A: She didn't know what ONE came first...

371.
Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
A1: Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
A2: Their mothers told them not with there mouths full.

372.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

373.
Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole?
A: Divorced.

374.
Q: What do blonde virgins eat?
A: Baby food.

375.
Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
A1: "All the blondes have gone home!"
A2: Has that blonde gone yet?
A3: When is that blond bitch going to leave!?

376.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!

377.
Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.

378.
Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.

379.
Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
A: "Next!"

380.
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections?
A: A wine and cheese party!

381.
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence ?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

382. (Visual Joke) Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions)

383.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home.

384.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

385.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

386.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . .

387.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

388.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

389.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

388.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids...

389.
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin

390.
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

391.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

392.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

393.
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!

394.
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

395.
Q: WHAT IS BLONDE AND GREEN AND JUMPS FROM BED TO BED?
A: A prostitoad.

396.
Q: WHAT IS 68 TO A BLONDE?
A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.

397.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.

398.
Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?
A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"

399.
Q: What did the Blonde get on her A.C.T.?
A: Nail polish!

400.
Q: What's the fastest way to get a blonde pregnant?
A: Take her to the petting zoo.