KAREL'S CHEESE HOUSE

602.
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

603.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

604.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

605.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.

606.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

607.
Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws?
A: Practice.

608.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

609.
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

610.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A1: Because they don't know any better.
A2: They are easier to keep amused.
A3: Because they are easier to find in the dark.

611.
Q: Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry?
A: Because you don't have to marry them for sex!

612.
Q: Why do blondes have legs?
A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

613.
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A1: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
A2: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.

614.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.

615.
Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: *Who cares?*

616.
Q: Why do blondes have periods?
A: They deserve them

617.
Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
A: From dating blonde men.

618.
Q: What does the postcard from a blond's vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

619.
Q: What do a blonde and a good beer have in common?
A: They both go down easy.

620.
Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common?
A: They're both stuck up c*nts!

621.
Q: Why do blondes wear tampons?
A: Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too.

622.
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!

623.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.

624.
Q: Why do blonds have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

625.
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.

626.
Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ?
A: Wishful Thinking.

627.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

628.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front.

629.
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.

630.
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.

631.
Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ?
A: So they know when to stop having sex !

632.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.

633.
Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
A: Because they can spell it.

634.
Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G.S.T.

635.
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.

636.
Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

637.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

638.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

639.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

640.
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

641.
Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

642.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A1: They can't remember the number.
A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

643.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

644.
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

645.
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!

646.
Q: Why don't blonds breast feed?
A: Because they always burn their niples.

647.
Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.

648.
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

649.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.

650.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces themself.
A2: Walks home.

651.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.

652.
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
A: Bucket seats.

653.
Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?

654.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

655.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

656.
Q: What is the difference between a blond and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747

657.
Q: What do you call a blonde touching her toes?
A: A brunette with bad breath.

658.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A1: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
A2: None of them, three don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.

659.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A1: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
A2: The brunette. The blonde is such an air head.

660.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

661.
Q: What's the difference between a blond and an ice cream cone?
A: Ice cream cones don't lick back.

662.
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.

663.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

664.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

665.
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

666.
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"

667.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations.

668.
Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked.

669.
Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.

670.
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

671.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

672.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

673.
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.

674.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

675.
Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

676.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.

677.
Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last years hide and go seek winner.

678.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.

679.
Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles.

680.
Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A: A whine and cheese party!

681.
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?
A: 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, not for a zillion bucks, 4 bucks!

682.
Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.

683.
Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: An air mattress.

684.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag.

685.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.

686.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

687.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

688.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee'

689.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

690.
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

691.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

692.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.

693.
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.

694.
Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ?
A: Sweet Fuck All...

695.
Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Bobbing for Bimbos.

696.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.

697.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.

698.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

699.
Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A1: A golden retriever.
A2: An indicator of a really bad hangover.

700.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.