KAREL'S CHEESE HOUSE

702.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A: Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...

703.
Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.

704.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

705.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

706.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

707.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A1: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
A2: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back.

708.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

709.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

710.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the (..............)? insert team name here.

711.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

712.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

713.
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

714.
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

715.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

716.
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.

717.
Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.

718.
Q: What do a blonde and Presdient Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.

719.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
A: He knows who the ten men were.

720.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

721.
Q: What did the blonde's mum say to her before the blonde's date?
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

722.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well..I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

723.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: Never mind that! What was she doing out of the bedroom?!?
R: I don't know.
A: Neither did she.

724.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

725.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!

726.
Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
A: Too many blondes were drowning.

727.
Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.

728.
Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

729.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

730.
Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

731.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

732.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

733.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

734.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

735.
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

736.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

737.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

738.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

739.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

740.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

741.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian?
A: Because she loved children.

742.
Q: Why did the blond take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.

743.
Q: Why did they call the blond twinkie?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.

744.
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

745.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just dyed her hair.

746.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

747.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.

748.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

749.
Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

750.
Q: WHATS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A FRIDGE AND A FANNY?
A: A FRIDGE DOSN'T FART WHEN YOU TAKE THE MEAT OUT.

751.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

752.
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?" 753.
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

754.
Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

755.
Q: What is the blonde's favorite battery?
A: Ever-ready.

756.
Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels.

757.
Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

758.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A: A vacant possession.

759.
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers license ?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

760.
Q: Why did she finally pass her test?
A: She took the examiner with her.

761.
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!

762.
Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!

763.
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

764.
Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!

765.
Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win

766.
Q: Why are blondes so sexually promiscuous?
A: Who cares.

767.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray.

768.
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.

769.
Q: What did the Blonde get on her A.C.T.?
A: Nail polish!
(Appendix: For those of you who are Brits, the A.C.T. is a College entrance examination. Highest score possible is 36. Average is about 18-20, I think.)
770. (Visual Joke)
Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).

771.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

772.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

773.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . .

774.
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin.

775.
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

776.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

777.
Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?
A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List.

778.
Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1: The Blonde!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn.

779.
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'

780.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

781.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

782.
Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

783.
Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ?
A: A blond electrician.

784.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1: So brunettes can remember them.
A2: Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.

785.
Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde ????
A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!

786.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

787.
Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

788.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

789.
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

790.
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air

791.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

792.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

793.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump!

794.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.

795.
Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

796.
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.

797.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing - they've never met.

798.
Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A: She can't say "No".

799.
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A: Data transfer.

800.
Q: Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Supermarket Trolley?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.