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In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal
for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
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against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.
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| In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting
or fishing on your wedding day.
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No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic,
onions or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife
so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
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Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to
take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you, or holding
you in his arms.
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Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members
of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown - if they're
nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)
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In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have
twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when
a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love
on the floor between the beds!
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The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required
to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt.
No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in
the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing
one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
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An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans
couples from having sex while standing inside a store's
walk-in meat freezer!
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A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called
master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
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In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There
was a civil-service job -- for men only -- called a corset inspector.)
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However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets
because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a
young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
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It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police
officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious
officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind,
honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before
getting out of his car in investigate.
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Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a
table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two
ounces of clothing.
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Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their
lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while
they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.
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In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have
sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from
work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to
stop strangers from peeking in.
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A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced or
widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.
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Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in
Cleveland, Ohio - a man might see the reflection of
something "he oughtn't!"
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No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the
boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with
a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local
newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed!
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Six nurses at a government health care for the disabled facility
in Barrie, Ontario, were fired in December for disobeying new
countywide rules that required them to provide sexual assistance
to their patients (e.g., helping them masturbate, positioning
couples for sex, assisting to put on a condom). In January, the
agency said it would reconsider the rules, but the women remain
jobless and have filed a lawsuit.
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