Things I Wonder About

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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