MARTHA

Chocolate bars on her cell
Fresh cut flowers in her toilet well
Designer sheets on the wall...
Martha Stewart uniforms sold down the hall...

"Prison food" will never taste the same.
"Martha" will be cooking gourmet game.
Will her pillow have some lace?...
Will she keep that smiling face?...

"Conan" had her looking bad
When he questioned her she got MAD!
Scared poor "Conan" half to death...
Poor frightened "Conan" began to sweat!
as disgruntled "Martha"continued to vent!

But we`re all knowing...
"Martha" ain`t going...
and that`s a "Good thing"! ;))
cuz` I may be jealous of her many skills
AND all those...million dollar bills!!!!!!!!
but I still enjoy her smiling face
and that`s all it might take to win her case,...along with a cheese cake and some fudge...

If "Martha" tries to bribe the judge. :))