Jimmy Buffett Parrothead Extraordinaire Quiz

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I've added a new wrinkle to the Parrothead Extraordinaire Quiz (PEQ). I'll begin the quote from Buffett songs and you supply the missing section. This format was suggested to me by someone who enjoyed taking the PEQ.

1) My ol' red bike
Gets me around
To ... my town

1. the places I need to in
2. the bars and the beaches of
3. all of the beaches of
4. the bars that I frequent in

2) So he hopped on a freighter, skidded the ocean
And ... sound

1. left without making a
2. never even uttered the
3. made a great raspberry
4. left England without a

3) There are fractions in my subtraction and x don't equal y
But ...

1. my homework is bound to multiply
2. you can't add so why should I
3. these silly songs are bound to multiply
4. I believe I'll slide on by

4) A piece of french bread
With ...

1. a white french lace
2. which to wipe my face
3. which to wipe my bowl
4. a slab of gouda cheese

5) Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap air fare
I got to ...

1. fly to Saint Somewhere
2. go play with St. Somewhere
3. go flying somewhere
4. meet my agent up there

6) He'll never forget Rosa Lee
Or ... upon the sea

1. sailing far and wide
2. sleepless nights he fought
3. all the nights he spent
4. that night he fought

7) Through the window I could ...

1. almost see that lone tree
2. see the wind blowing hard
3. never imagine it was me
4. see it hangin' from a tree

8) In a week I'll be in gay Paris
That's a ...

1. mighty strange place to be
2. mighty long airplane ride
3. mighty long airboat ride
4. strange place to meet Louie

9) But there's nothin', nothin' you can do
Wipe away ...

1. your girlfriend's tears
2. your fears and be free
3. the water and have a beer
4. TicketMaster and hit the beach

10) We'll laugh and smoke and cuss and joke and
Have a ...

1. wine soaked time
2. real good time
3. Green Label and lime
4. glass of wine