Chorus: Now I'm a gonna do I'm a gonna do I'm a gonna do a movie review Of "Dante's Peak" Chorus: Ground is shakin' up on the screen Chorus: | ![]() |
Now my girl quickly say to me
Mon run inside and save a seat
Why won't they turn on the lights
I can't see a dad blamed thing
Chorus:
Now I'm a gonna do
I'm a gonna do
I'm a gonna do a movie review
Of "Dante's Peak"
-- Spoken: "Mr. Brosnan..."
Time to evac' the whole darn town Chorus: Chorus: Oh my wife want's a rig just like Brosnan's
'Cause Pierce he think's Dante she will blow
Those two lovers fried in that hot springs
That could be signs of impending doom
Now I'm a gonna do
I'm a gonna do
I'm a gonna do a movie review
Of "Dante's Peak"
Just like Siskel & Ebert now I'm a gonna do
I'm a gonna do
I'm a gonna do a movie review
Of "Dante's Peak"
She wants to drive on the river bed (no no no)
Don't you go swimmin' in that high lake
Or you'll watch your skin melt off (no no no)
Be careful when you're drivin' on lava
Or your tire's will melt right off (go go go)
And watch out when drivin' into that mine shaft
While tryin' to outrun Dante's bad breath (go go go)
This movie got two thumbs way down
But I think it's an okay flick
Just be sure to watch it on the big screen
I got nothin' more to say
Chorus:
I'm a gonna do
I'm a gonna do
I'm a gonna do a movie review
Of "Dante's Peak"
Chorus:
Just one more, I'm a gonna do (you already did)
I'm a gonna do (You already did, man)
I'm a gonna do a movie review
Of "Dante's Peak"
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