FEAR
DEADEYE’S TAKE
Well, I read Dragonett’s ‘Fear- DBZ STYLE!’ and thought it was funny as hell, so (with permission of course. Dragonett: DAMN STRAIGHT!) I decided to make my own sequel! Please note I have never actually seen Fear, but I want to, and am basing all the rules and crap solely on Dragonett’s story, so if you notice something wrong, I DON’T GIVE A CRAP! Thank you!
After stealing all the money leftover from the 3 days there came a slight argument over how to split it…
"Wait, there is only enough for $7,000 for three of us!" Nix said.
"Well, since Deadeye came last let’s just not include him!" Dragonett said, Deadeye fell over anime style.
"Okay, if we’re doing it that way then let’s just give it ALL to me since I cam FIRST!" Majin said, picking up the bag of money. He promptly put it back down as he saw the other three were about to ki blast him.
"I think I should get my fair share at LEAST!" Deadeye said.
"No way Sayjin! I get it all!" Dragonett said powering up to Divine Chaos 2.
"GIVE ME MY FAIR SHARE DAMMIT!" Deadeye said powering up to Super Sayjin 2.
"Hey where’s Majin and the money?" Nix asked looking around. Deadeye and Dragonett fell over anime style.
8 people, and a haunted shopping mall. All contestants remaining will win $7,000…EACH. But if they quit, they lose their share. This is…
FEAR
Deadeye, Nix, Dragonett, 17, Piccolo, Gohan, Goku, and Trunks all walked along with towels over their heads.
"Damn towels…" Gohan muttered.
"Just like last time." Trunks said.
"gulp" Goku said as he swallowed the last bite of the subway sandwhich he’d gotten when he left, the three Sayjin other than Deadeye were only in to try it again.
"Then why the hell are we here?!" Piccolo and 17 said at once, they were here because I said so.
"Damn." They both said at once.
"Okay we can take off the towels." Dragonett said, they were in the safe room of the mall.
"Ok, now we’re supposed to go to that site that tells us about this place right?" Deadeye asked as he threw the towel away.
"…doi." Dragonett said, sitting down at the computer.
"WELL I DON’T KNOW ALL THE RULES TO THIS!" Deadeye exclaimed, being thoroughly ignored.
This place is the super shop shopping mall, it opened in 1995 and was closed 5 years later. Things kept on happening, like nightguards dying when there was no one about, customers mysteriously disappearing, shelves and furniture being stacked overnight, and mysterious sounds being heard throughout the day. You might find something you don’t like
(Ghost Expert appears on screen) This is a place I’d like to call a collective hub, there are the paranormal beings there and then there are the one’s they’ve killed
(Psycic) I felt a kind of crazed killing mania anywhere I went, and also a dire need to cause mischief. Anyone who enters this place ought to consider themselves EXTREMELY lucky if they come out alive.
You must complete all the dares before you can collect the money, if someone doing a dare chickens out then another person must complete it, the person who chickened out forfeits his/her share of the money. After all dares are completed the people remaining will get theirs individual shares of $7,000 each, there will be NO cheating what so ever.
"Hey look Deadeye went Super Sayjin 3!" Gohan said pointing over to him.
"No, that’s just my hair standing on end." Deadeye replied.
"oh."
"Okay so who’s navigator tonight?" 17 asked. Deadeye and Dragonett were about to volunteer when Nix (who was standing right between them) put out her wings and pinned them both to the wall behind them.
"I will!" Nix said, there came muffled protests from Deadeye and Dragonett, "But Gohan and Trunks will have to go out first!" she continued, Dragonett and Deadeye both gave the thumbs up as Nix retracted her wings.
"Aw man." Trunks and Gohan both said in unison, hanging their heads.
"Okay Trunks, you’re dare is to go to Long John Silver’s and go behind the counter and into the kitchen, there you will find plenty of shrp objects (EVIL grin) you are to get out the biggest you can find and then sit in 15 minutes of RADIO SILENCE. Use the blade to defend yourself." Deadeye said, Trunks pulled out his sword.
"o…o…ok I g…guess I can d…do that." Trunks said in a cold sweat. Deadeye turned to Gohan.
"Okay, your dare is to go to the halloween shop (BUM Bum bum dramatic reverb!) you will go across the counter and go in the adult section, you know, the one with all the SCARIEST costumes that are all bloody? There you will find a Ouija board, ask the spirits if they wish to kill you. Then you will stay there for 15 minutes of radio silence."
"Ok…………………………" Gohan said terrifiedly shaking.
"Hey, all of a sudden it smells like piss in here!" Dragonett said holding her nose shut. Gohan whistled innocently.
"17 will be Trunk’s navigator and Nix will be Gohan’s, Dragonett and Piccolo will be safeties." Deadeye sitting down in a chair.
"And what do you and Goku do?" Trunks asked. Deadeye sat down in a bean bag chair and got a candy bar out of his pocket.
"Nothing ^_^!" Deadeye said as he unwrapped the candy bar and took a bite of thin air then looked around in surprise and eyed Goku.
"I dint see nuffing." Goku said with his mouthfull.
"Damn his speed." Deadeye muttered and got another one out after he’d gone to the OTHER side of the room. Gohan and Trunks went in while Dragonett and Piccolo were waiting outside.
"Okay 17, where to?" Trunks asked looking around.
"er, that way."
"which way?"
"that way."
"Which way?"
"THAT WAY!"
"WHICH WAY?!"
"THAT WAY!!!! SEE ME POINTING??!?!"
"I CANT SEE YOU POINTING BECAUSE YOU SEE ME THROUGH A CAMERA YOU DUMBASS ANDROID!"
"Oh, well then go straight ahead." Trunks fell over anime style. Back with Gohan…
"Ok Nix, which way to…damn it’s dark…the (gulp) halloween store?" Gohan asked timidly, Nix looked over the map.
"Okay, turn left and go straight until you find an escalator, then go up and back track on the upper level until you find a toy store WITH A BUNCH OF COOL VIDEO GAMES AND CRAP…then turn right and go straight until you find a fountain, then turn left and keep going until you reach the halloween store which should be on the right."
"But I can’t do all that it’s dark!" Gohan said.
"Turn on your light."
"But I can’t see it."
"Then fell for it."
"But my nerves won’t work because it’s dark, can I come back in now?
"Nice try."
"Damn. Hey who’s that yelling in the background?" Gohan asked.
"Oh that’s just Goku and Deadeye fighting over the last candy bar."
"PLEASE CAN I HAVE IT?! PLEASE?!?!?!"
"NO GOKU! STAY AWAY FROM ME DAMMIT I BOUGHT THIS!"
"OK I’LL TAKE IT BY FORCE THEN!" That was followed by the sounds of struggle and various breaking objects.
"oh." Gohan said, then turned his light on and headed down the hall.
Back with the pink haired guy…
"Ok, I found the lobby, which way now?" Trunks asked through his radio.
"Right, er, take a right and keep going until you find LJS, it should be on your left." 17 said looking over the maps.
"Oh by the way, what was that fighting earlier."
"Nothing, just a titanic power struggle between two Sayjins fighting over a candy bar." 17 said as he looked over at Deadeye who had tied Goku to the chair and was eating his last candy bar.
"alright, I’m going………(five minutes later)………ok! I found LJS!…but it’s locked." Trunks said looking at the padlock.
"Then hit it with your sword." 17 replied looking at the camera picture, Trunks reach down to unzip his pa "NOT THAT SWORD YOU IDIOT THE ONE ON YOUR BACK!" 17 yelled.
"Oh," Trunks said as he got the OTHER sword out of it’s sheath on his back and sliced the padlock in two and went in.
Back with the boy who pissed his pants "DID NOT!"
"Alright Nix, I’m at the door, it’s unlocked." Gohan said standing in front of the door.
"Ok then go in." Nix said.
"Just like that?"
"Just like that."
"Without, like, checking for safety or anything?"
"Without checking or anything."
"No safety pro," "JUST GET THE F&$# IN!" "Ok ok I’m going I’m going! Sheesh." Gohan walked in and looked around.
"Hmm, hey there’s a really cheap DBZ mask! Cool! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"What is it what happened?" Nix said.
"There’s a…a…TELETUBBIE COSTUME!" Nix fell over anime style.
"Well then just avoid it and go into the adult section." Nix watched as Gohan, shivering with horror, cautiously stepped around the costume rack.
"Ok, it’s behind the counter, you’ll see a big sign with bloody looking letters saying so, see it?" Nix asked.
"(gulp) yeah."
"Ok now go in." Gohan stepped through the curtain. He shined his light around and saw………A BIG BLOODY HORNED SKULL THAT’S GOING TO KILL HIM MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Gohan screamed and ran back into the main room.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Gohan screamed as he saw the teletubbie costume and ran back into the adult section.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Meanwhile Nix and Deadeye were laughing it up back in the safe room.
Back with the random number and elephant Trunks.
"Right, jump over the counter and look to your right, there should be a double door with two openings you can see through." 17 said.
"……………I see it, and I’m opening it." Trunks said. "OH SHIT A THING OF COLD AIR JUST PASSED BY ME AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEASE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Trunks yelled, running around in circles.
"RELAX!!! That’s just because the fridge hasn’t been closed since this place was closed." 17 said, looking at info on the kitchen.
"…………oh yeah, heh heh……heh" Trunks said with anime sweatdrop after he’d peeked in and saw the fridge. He walked in, sword drawn. "So when does the fifteeen minutes start?" Trunks asked, ready to dodge anything that might come his way.
"When Gohan gets to his destination." 17 said and looked over to Nix, "Hey, how’s Gohan doing?" 17 asked, Nix slammed her head on the desk. "Not good huh?"
Back with the boy who pissed his pants again "DID TOO!…er, I MEAN DID NOT!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" … "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" … "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Nix felt like going over there and killing Gohan, she’d taken off the headset to keep her hearing intact.
"Hey Goku, maybe you should talk to him, you being his dad after all." Nix said.
"Mmph?" Goku said with a mouthful of fried rice.
"Nothing…"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"GOHAN LISTEN!" Nix screamed, Gohan stopped. "THEY ARE JUST FREAKING MASKS! GET BACK IN THERE AND FIND THAT OIUJA BOARD!"
"But couldn’t I just save this for later and go back to the toy store with the COOL VIDEO GAMES AND CRAP?" Gohan asked.
"Look, Trunks can’t start his dare until you start yours, unless you quit now he can’t go." Nix replied.
"Ok…I’ll go, oh crap I pissed my pants again…did I just say that out loud?" Gohan asked, Nix was falling down laughing. Gohan went into the adult section and shakily went and found the Ouija board and sat down.
"Alright I’m ready."
"Okay, 15 minutes of RADIO SILENCE start…………NOW!" Deadeye said, holding a stopwatch.
Back with Trunks.
"Okay…15 minutes…that’s not too long…I can make it…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT’S THAT SOUND?!………oh…mouse…" Trunks backed into a corner and looked around nervously. "right…nothing bad here…I can do it…" Trunks then dodged a knife that came out of no where and stuck into the wall behind him. "That’s normal…yeah…nothing bad here…" He said as he dodged another…
With overactive bladder boy "SHUTUP!"
"Okay……right……just gonna……ask the spirits……" Gohan said, sitting with the Ouija board in front of him. "Ok…spirits? Do you want to kill me?" Gohan said the lense started moving on it’s own, WITHOUT Gohan’s hand.
"WHOA! THAT’S SCARY SHIT! Hey it’s spelling something!…N…O…W…E…W…A…N…T…T…O…K…I…L…L…T…R…U…N…K…S…B…E…C…A…U…S…E…H…E…H…A…S…P…I…N…K…H…A…I…R…A…N…D…W…E…H…A…T…E…P…I…N…K… wow cool! Thanks! Hey it’s doing it again! N…O…P…R…O…B…L…E…M…
In the safe room.
"Okay their 15 minutes is up." Deadeye said as he clicked the stopwatch.
"Gohan you ok?" Nix asked as she looked at the camera image.
"I’m fine!" Gohan said as he got up. "Bye now!"
"Umm, who are you talking too?" Nix asked with a large ? over her head.
"Moe, he’s my friend! Hey it’s doing it again! …D…A…M…N…S…T…R…A…I…G…H…T…Ok I’m coming back now!" Gohan said as he exited the store and headed back down the hallway.
"Trunks, how are you doing?" 17 asked as he switched the radio back on.
"Fine, I’m intact, ouch." Trunks said as he tried to move but cut his leg slightly on one of the many knives he had dodged yet they had pinned him to the wall. "Nothing weird happened." Trunks said, then powered up and got out of the knives.
"Um, knives flying at you is considered paranormal phenomenah." 17 said.
"Really?"
"Cha."
"…………AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! IQUITIQUITIQUITIQUIT!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Trunks said, then went Super Sayjin and flew out the roof.
"……damn, he’d already done the dare too!" 17 said laughing.
Later that night..
"Proud of you son!" Goku said patting Gohan on the back.
"Thanks dad!" Gohan said he got into his sleeping bag.
"Night Dad, night Piccolo, night 17, night Deadeye, night Dragonett, night Nix." Gohan said.
"Night son, night Piccolo, night Deadeye, nigh,"
"GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay Okay, geeze………ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
END DAY 1