FEAR
DEADEYE’S TAKE
PART II
Dragonett stood there in the dark.
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!"
After recovering from the three simultaneous heart attacks, they all looked around to see Dragonett standing there with an airhorn in her hand grinning broadly.
"A simple wake up call would’ve done." Deadeye said rubbing his eyes, trying to get them to focus.
"It’s so disappointing when one’s victims can only have three simultaneous heart attacks." She replied throwing the airhorn away.
"OH I’M REEEEAAALLLLY SORRY!" Deadeye said. "So who’s going out tonight?"
"You and Goku." Nix said going to the computer.
"What do we have to do?" Goku asked, finishing off the midnight snack he’d gotten from the fridge which was actually it’s entire contents.
"Deadeye, you have to go the Blockbusters store in the horror section and use these infrared goggles to explore it and detect paranormal activity." Nix said, handing him the goggles.
"No problem." Deadeye said as he took the goggles and put them on, "Wow! These are cool!"
"Er, right, Goku, you have to go the store of Black Magic and Horror and read this what’s on this piece of paper out loud." Nix said as she handed Goku the paper.
"Okay, could I bring some food too?" Goku said walking over to the fridge.
"Why?" Piccolo asked.
"Because that place is probably a long time from here and I might get hungry on the way!" Goku said as he bent over and looked in the fridge.
"Whatever…HEY PUT THE FRIDGE DOWN!" Dragonett said as Goku attempted to walk off with the entire refrigerator.
"Damn."
"Right, Dragonett, you’re Deadeye’s navigator." Nix said, Dragonett gave Deadeye an evil look.
"Kuso." Deadeye said under his breath.
"And you’re Goku’s Gohan. 17 and I will be safeties" Nix said as she walked over to the door.
"Sweeet, I don’t have to do nothing NAH NAH NAH NAH!" Piccolo said.
"Quiet Namek." 17 said.
"Ok random number."
A few minutes later.
"Ok Dragonett, I’m out, which way do I go now?" Deadeye asked as he turned the light on his camera on.
"Er, left." Dragonett replied.
"ok…wait a second I think I see it to my right a little ways."
"I said go LEFT."
"but,"
"LEFT!"
"ok ok, sheesh." Deadeye said taking off to his left. "What should I look for?"
"Er, a Gundam model shop. When you see that, turn, er, RIGHT!" Dragonett said, taking no heed to the map that was beside her.
"Ok………"
With Mr. Glutton.
"Right, which way now Gohan?" Goku said as he reached the top of the south east escalator.
"Right, now go straight ahead. You’ll see a Baskin 31 Robbins, when you see it turn left and keep going until you see it." Gohan said tediously looking over the map, meanwhile Dragonett was barking out more orders…
"Now put you arm around your left knee and jump on one foot in circles chanting Poguasanfa!" Dragonett said, near tears with holding back laughing.
"I don’t think this is the right way!" Deadeye said trying desperately to keep balance on his one foot.
"Look, who are you gonna trust, yourself, and you don’t know where the hell you are going, or me, who has a map right in front of her!" Dragonett exclaimed.
"…um, me." Deadeye said.
"Well TOUGH SHIT! MWAHAHAHA OOOOOWWWW!!!!!" Dragonett yelled as a small ki blast came through the monitor and hit her in the forehead.
"Now tell me the right way!" Deadeye said powering up.
"Damn, forgot he could do that." Dragonett muttered under her breath, "Just warp back here and head right."
"HAH! I KNEW IT!" Deadeye said putting his index and middle finger onto his foreheead and using the instant transmission to go back to the start. He went found Blockbusters right off and went in after unlocking the padlock with his telekenisis.
"Ok, where’s the horror section?" Deadeye asked, waving his flashlight around.
"At the very back, by the SPOOKY windows that reflect just like a mirrors."
"Aw man, I hate mirrors in the dark!" Deadeye said as he started going to the back.
"You want that $7,000 don’t you?!" Dragonett said like a drill sergeant.
"WE WOULD’NT HAVE HAD TO DO THIS IF YOU’D HAVE JUST GIVEN ME MY FAIR SHARE NAOMI!" Deadeye yelled into the radio.
"WHAT THE F&$# DID YOU CALL ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Dragonett yelled, then punched out the monitor screen and radio, "……oops…heheh…" Dragonett said with a large anime sweatdrop on her head.
Back with the STRONG HANDSOME SAYJIN DEADEYE!
"Dragonett? DRAGONETT?! SHIT!" Deadeye looked around and found the horror section and sat down. "Well now I might as well get the goggles ready since I have to complete this dare." Deadeye muttered and got the goggles on.
In the safe room.
"Dragonett, how’s Deadeye and Goku?" Nix asked from their spot outside through the radio.
"Er, he’s um, ok?" Dragonett said with the sweatdrop still on her head.
"You punched the radio out didn’t you?" Nix said.
"WELL HE CALLED ME FREAKIN NAOMI!" Dragonett yelled and powered up to Divine Chaos 2.
"Ok, I’ll send Juu back in to fix it." Nix said and turned off her radio again.
"What? Why me?" 17 asked.
"Because you’ve been repeating frequency numbers after anybody says something over the radio all the time! It’s DAMN ANNOYING!"
"Oh…hehe." 17 said and walked back inside.
With tall strong and stupid and son.
"Hey Dad, are you there yet?" Gohan asked.
"Nope (slurp)" Goku said.
"Huh? What are you eating?" Gohan asked.
"NOTHING!" Goku replied.
"I’m turning on the camera monitor!" Gohan said as he reached for the dial.
"NO DON’T!" Goku yelled, Gohan turned it on to see Goku pigging out in the Baskin Robbins.
"DAD!" Gohan yelled.
"Alright alright alright I’ll find the stupid shop!" Goku said and left, but not before gulping down one last ice cream sandwich.
"Ok I see it, wait, I think I left the paper back in the ice cream shop, better go check." Goku dashed back into the Baskin Robbins.
An hour later…
"DAD! HAVE YOU FOUND THE GODDAMN PAPER YET!?" Gohan yelled, meanwhile they had gotten an extra radio and had tuned it to Deadeye’s reciever frequency.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! BRAIN FREEZE! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Goku yelled running around in circles gripping his head.
"DAMMIT DAD! GET IN THAT F&%$ING SHOP OF HORRORS NOW!!!!" Gohan yelled and went Super Sayjin 2.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH…….okay it’s gone, I’m going, there’s no ice cream left anyway! BBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!" The entire mall rumbled.
"DRAGONETT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Deadeye yelled through the radio at the other end.
"Oh nothing, Goku just ate the entire contents of a Baskin Robbins and let forth a belch that might’ve shaken the entire planet apart." Dragonett replied.
"Oh."
"Right, are you all in place?" Nix asked through the radio outside.
"Yeah!" Deadeye said, putting his infrared goggles on.
"yah…ooh…too much rocky road……oooh…" Goku groaned as he got the paper out.
"Damn, never would’ve thought GOKU could get a stomachache." Picccolo said with a sweatdrop on his head.
"Right, start NOW!" Nix said.
Back with the ULTIMATELY POWERFUL SUPER SAYJIN DEADEYE.
"Ok, how the hell do you work this thing?!" Deadeye said as he looked over the goggles. "Hmmm, oh, there’s the power button." HE clicked it on and strapped them onto his face.
Back with INDIGESTION MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN…
"Okay now what the hell does this thing say?" Goku said, sturggling to unfold the paper, looking around at the many black magic and supernatural objects around. "Damn this place is freaky!" Goku said as he finally got the paper open. "Right… let’s see, it says:
"Yo, to any former prison spirits that may be here, I WANNA BE YOUr BEE-ATCH!"
"WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Goku yelled as some unknown force dragged him into the back room.
Back with the SUPER SAYJIN OF THE MILLENIUM AND ALL TO COME DEADEYE!
"Okay, let’s see, any ghosts around?" Deadeye said looking around, he noticed a small number on the upper left corner of the display. "Hey Dragonett? What’s this number for?" Deadeye asked.
"That? That’s an indicator of the paranormal energy being read by the detector." Dragonett replied.
"Okay good, it’s at 0 now, hey I think I see some sort of atmoshperic disturbance, the meter’s at 1 now." Deadeye said, looking at the counter, suddenly the door swung open. "Hey, it’s at 4 now, what number would it be concieved as dangerous at?"
"um…(looks at paper)…7" Dragonett said.
"Okay good, OH CRAP IT’S AT 100 NOW AND THERE ARE THREE BLURRY HUMAN LIKE THINGS AROUND ME! OW!" Deadeye said as some force hit him in the jaw, "……which one of ya all just kicked me?" Deadeye said, looking around at the figures surrounding him, another threw a punch at him but he dodged it. "OH SO YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH HUH?! BRING IT ON!" Deadeye yelled as he powered up and went Super Sayjin 2. He started fighting the three but to the cameras it looked like he was just dodging and punching for no reason at all.
"Umm, Deadeye?" Dragonett asked. Deadeye was completely absorbed in the fight and didn’t pay attention. Meanhwile Gohan was in a bit of distress.
"Dad?! Dad what’s happening to you?! Hang on I’ll switch cameras!" Gohan did so, "…eeeeeewwww…" Gohan switched it back.
"So how’s Goku doing?" Piccolo asked.
"DON’T ASK!" Gohan said with an anime sweatdrop on his head.
Back with the PERFECTLY SANE SAYJIN DEADEYE.
He’d fought off the three ghostly figures and was now in a state of shock.
"WHAT THE HELL WERE THOSE?!?! ARE THEY COMING BACK?! CAN YOU SEE THEM?!?! WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Deadeye yelled looking around frantically.
"RELAX for God sakes! You did the dare, just keep quiet until Goku finishes his." Dragonett yelled, Deadeye silently rolled up into a ball in the corner chanting , "it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok it’s ok…"
Safe room…
"Ok, Goku came back out from the back room, he’s spitting a lot though." Gohan said. "Dad, Deadeye finished his dare, you can come back now."
"Ok." Goku said sickly, and used instant transmission to get back, Deadeye did the same.
"What’s wrong Goku?" Piccolo asked as Goku ran into the bathroom and vomited.
"256 gallons of 5 year old ice cream really do a job on your urp…BARF!" Goku said as he vomited again.
"Yeah, why were you spitting when you came out of the back roo," "Don’t ask Piccolo…HARF!" ", er, ok……" Piccolo said with a questioning look on his face. Nix and 17 came back in.
"What’s wrong with Goku?" 17 asked Piccolo, he shrugged. Gohan anime sweatdropped.
Later that night…
"Damn, what the hell where those freakish things, they had a had a right hook like a sonovabitch!" Deadeye said with and icepack pressed against his jaw. Meanwhile Goku was in the bathroom brushin his teeth repeatedly and downing a gallon of mouthwash.
"Hey look everyone! Moe’s back!" Gohan said sitting in front of his Ouija board, everyone looked on with the usual blue faces anime scared look. "Wiat he’s saying something!…D…E…A…D…E…Y…E…" "Hey that’s me!" Deadeye said as he walked forward and leaned over the board, the lense continud moving, "…Y…O…U…R…E…A…L…L…Y…H…A…V…E…R…O…O…M…T…O…I…M…P…R…O…V" "I DIDN’T ASK FOR AN EDITORIAL!" Deadeye said as he kicked the board into the corner.
"I beat those things asses ACK!" Deadeye yelped as some unknown force picked him up and slammed him into the ceiling and then slammed him back into the floor repeatedly. "You damn cheap shot! I don’t have any goggles!" Deadeye said, paranoishly looking around. Suddenly a pair of goggles floated out and put them selves on Deadeye’s eyes. "Oh there you are." Deadeye said then started punching at thin air.
5 minutes later…
"ACK! I GIVE I GIVE PUT ME DOWN!" Deadeye yelled desperately, Moe had suspended him in air while he put on a Barney tape and made him watch it. Deadeye dropped like a rock to the floor.
"lol, Deadeye got beaten by a ghost." Nix chuckled. Suddenly there were footsteps and the door opened, they all looked out and then the footsteps hit a puddle and a bunch of electrical crap happened and there was standing Vegeta in his Super Sayjin 4 form.
"WHAT?!" Deadeye said with a large ? over his head.
"That’s right Deadeye, I AM NOW MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Vegeta laughed as he charged up his ki.
"But…but…(sniff) I THOUGHT I HAD A FRIEND IN MOE WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" Gohan ran off crying, everyone else anime sweatdropped.
"Ooh, I’m sooo scared Vegeta." Deadeye said, going Super Sayjin 2.
"Like you can beat me in that form you weakling!" Vegeta said powering up even more, suddenly a blue aura started replacing the usual golden ki surrounding Deadeye. "What the hell is that?" Vegeta asked. Deadeye started to rise up in the air.
"You ain’t got nothing on me in terms of Seraphim magic…" Deadeye said, suddenly his ki turned into a blue aura completely and got HUGE.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta screeched and dove for cover under a dumpster. A large fireball materialized in Deadeye’s hand.
At capsule corp…
"Hey mom, what’s that large fiery mushroom cloud over there?" Trunks asked looking at it from his bedroom window. "It came from the old haunted shopping mall."
Back at the shopping mall…
Vegeta stood there charred and battered, coughed up a cloud of smoke and promptly fell over.
"cough…damn…I failed again…" Vegeta muttered as he disappeared, a few seconds later a time machine took off about 40 yards away.
"hmm, he must’ve come backwards from GT to get you, kinda pathetic really…" Dragonett said.
"What’s GT?" Gohan, Goku, Piccolo, and 17 asked at the same time.
"Nothing!" The three RFCer’s replied at the same time with anime sweatdrops on their heads.
Inside…
"Night Dad, night Deadeye, night 17, night Mr. Piccolo," "Stop calling me that…" "night Nix, night dragonett."
"Night son, night 17, night," "WILL YOU JUST ALL SAY ONE GOODNIGHT AND GO TO GODDAMN SLEEP!" "okay,"
"GOODNIGHT!!!!!!"
END DAY 2