FEAR
DEADEYE’S TAKE
DAY 3, 1:00 AM
"……Okay, Juu, you have to go to the…(sigh)…Adult Book Store -.-()" Nix said, reading off the paper.
"REALLY?! KEWL!" Juu said as he jumped in the air.
"Whatever, you’ll stay there for 15 minutes of RADIO SILENCE."
"WOOHOO! THIS DARE RULES! AND I GOT IT NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!!!" Juu said, still jumping up and down.
"Piccolo, you have to go……to…….THE FISH SECTION!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH NOT THE FISH AGAIN!"
"lol, just kidding." Nix said as Piccolo fell over anime style, "You have to go to the Capsule Corp Software store."
"Oh, well that’s cool then."
"right…I’ll be Juu’s navigator and Dragonett will be Piccolo’s." Nix continued.
"Big surprise…"
"Shutup Deadeye." Dragonett snapped. Suddenly a short fat guy came through the door holding a brief case.
"Hello, I’m from FUNimation."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HE’S BACK!"
1:15 AM
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!" The Funi guy screamed as he was tossed out the skylight. Deadeye wiped the dust off of his hands.
"Alive-iris my ass…"
"Okay, back to it, Deadeye and Gohan will be safeties. Alright, let’s go!" Nix finished and the away team started putting on the camera equipment and exited to the parking lot.
"Okay Piccolo, the quickest way to the CC software store is through the front door." Dragonett said over the radio.
"Right, AND QUIT CAVORTING JUU!" Piccolo yelled at Juunanagou who was skipping all over the place and walked in the front door.
"Where to now?" Picolo asked, looking around in the darkness.
"Keep going forward until you see a dead end, then go left." Dragonett said, looking over the map again. Piccolo walked into the darkness.
Meanwhile…
"Junana, head up the escalator and head right until," "Found it." Juu interrupted.
"ALREADY?!" Nix said in disbelief. "Hmm, that means you know where it is…"
"Er…" Juu said with anime sweatdrop on his head.
"Whatever, just go in and wait till Piccolo gets to his destination.-.-()"
"WOOHOO!" Juu said as he ran in.
Wit da green man…
"I found the fountain, which way now?" Piccolo said looking around again, "OH SHIT! IT’S A BODY HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE CEILING! OH MY GOD!" Piccolo yelled as he looked up and saw it, then ran in a random direction.
"Piccolo that isn’t the way!" Dragonett yelled over the radio. "Go back to the fountain and turn right!"
"BUT THERE IS A F(bleep)ING BODY UP THERE!" Piccolo exclaimed.
"Why should YOU be afraid? You freaking blew up mountains!" Dragonett replied.
"oh…I guess so…" Piccolo said and then looked back out again, "Oh wait it’s just a sack."
"lol, sack." 17 said over radio, they both chuckled.
"hmm, why do I get the feeling of Déjà vu all of a sudden?" Dragonett said sarcastically. AND I AM NOT A RIP OFF ARTIST SO THERE! : P Dragonett rolled her eyes. "oookay piccolo, head left from the fountain."
"YES YES YES I CAN DO THIS I CAN FINISH THIS FINAL BET I FEEL GREAT I CAN DO THIS I CAN WIN!" Piccolo shouted and ran off. Dragonett anime sweatdropped. "Um…sorry…^_^()" Piccolo added then pulled the FUNimation sticker off his head.
With the number which is seven numbers after ten on the number line…was that description really necessary?
17 was busy flipping through a magazine.
"ooh, Veronica…(flips the page)…ooh Rachel…(flips the page)…OOH Veronica AND Rachel!" Juu said.
"Juunana, Piccolo got to his destination," Nix said over the radio, "The fifteen minutes minutes of radio silence……shouldn’t that be in capitol letters?" Suddenly, the author (namely me) pressed the rewind button.
"?srettel lotipac ni eb that t’ndluohs……ecnelis oidar fo setunim neetfif ehT" xiN dias. The author then stopped it, corrected it and, and hit the play button.
"The fifteen minutes of RADIO SILENCE (Ah, much better) will start…NOW!" Nix said, holding a stopwatch and then turning off the radios.
71 htiw…nottub gnorw spoo…(hits the right button) With 17…wait second…WE WERE ALREADY THERE! (Smacks his his forehead "Doh!")
"ooh, Bulma…(flips the page)…ooh, Juuhachigou…" Suddenly, rather than turn the page, he looked at the picture of 18 doing (censored, censored, and more censored) in shock and disbelief, "But this was only last month! She said she’d stop taking pictures and sending them out for money!……(looks at the picture again)……Aw forget it." Juu turned the page, "OOH JUUHACHIGOU AND BULMA!" Suddenly, out of nowhere, Gohan appeared and swiped the picture.
"Hehe, been looking for this…" Gohan said slyly then disappeared.
"eh…riiight…" Juu said with an anime sweatdrop on his head (hey that [smacks himself in the head before he can finish the worn out stupid joke])
With Piccolo, the green Namek. (DUH!)
"hmm, nothing too scary around here, just REALLY DARK." Piccolo said looking around, he saw various computers and software equipment. "Damn, this is boring (looks at his watch) and 12 more minutes to go too. Hey, maybe one of these computers is working!" Piccolo said then started looking at the computers. He found the start switches and tried turning them on. And…THEY ALL WORKED!
"COOL! Now let’s see what games they have!" Piccolo said as he went to the software section.
Back in the sweetest dare…EVER!
"ooh…she fine…(turns page)…Ooh…she finer…(turns page)…OOH! She’s finerer." Juu siad while staring unblinkingly at the magazine, he finished that one and when he was getting another his hand brushed on of those magazines aimed at women and certain men (cough cough), it fell over and opened, and Juu saw…16 WEARING NOTHING BUT A LITTLE ITSY BITSY PINK THONG!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(gasp)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Outside…
Gohan was admiring his newly acquired picture.
"Hehe, now Bulma will build me that Gundam Weighted Clothing for sure! And 18 will date me! IF NOT I WILL POST THIS PICTURE ON THE BULLETIN BOARD IN THE KAME HOUSE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" Gohan said, laughing in typical mad scientist fashion, lightning and all.
"Um, that was in a magazine right?" Deadeye said, pointing to it.
"Er, yeah, why?"
"Well, more likely than not millions of of people have already seen it, drooled over it…and…I won’t go there."
"Really?"
"Cha."
"Damn."
"Well if it’s no use to you can I have it?"
"no."
"Damn." Suddenly Deadeye saw 17 burst out the roof and fly away. "Huh? He would abandon that sweet dare? I gotta find out why!" Deadeye said.
At the Android’s apartment…
17 flew in through the roof like a mad man and started running around in circles insanely.
"Juunana, what the hell are you doing! I thought you said you were going on the FEAR show for MTV!" 18 said looking up from he new ‘Popular Mechanics’ Magazine.
"hey 18, do you think this new bathing suit makes me look fat?" 16 said as he came out of his bedroom…WEARING A SPEEDO!!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(gasp)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" 17 screamed as he ran into his bedroom, locked the door, and hid under his bed.
"Psh, REALLY NICE JUUNANA! I think you look fine 16, now go back and change before I vomit." 18 said.
In the safe room…at the mall I mean.
"Time’s up!" Dragonett said and then turned the radio back on. "Hey Piccolo! You come back now!"
"Not now Dragonett! I think I might kill Duriel!…C’mon YOU STUPID PALADIN BEAT HIS ASS! AW CRAP I DIED!" Piccolo said while playing Diablo II, he then punched in the computer screen in frustration.
"Uh, okay." Dragonett said.
"Juu? Juu?! JUU?!" Nix said, not getting anything back from the radio.
"Hey Nix, I just saw 17 flying out of the roof like a bat outta hell!" Deadeye said over the radio.
"What?! He quit that dare which he loved so much? WHY?!" Nix said with several large ?’s over her head.
"I know, I’m thinking the same thing!" Deadeye replied. "Here’s Piccolo, we’re coming back now. Hey Piccolo, how’d you do in there?"
"don’t talk to me." Piccolo grumbled through clenched teeth, rocks were lifting around him. Deadeye and Gohan both stepped back a step nervously. Five minutes later they all walked into the saferoom.
"Alright, so who’s gonna go and complete 17’s dare?" Dragonett asked. Deadeye, Gohan, and Piccolo all raised their hands.
"Um, just one." Suddenly, Deadeye unleashed and energ wave knocking the rest of the candidates to the ground.
"Alright, you go then…-.-()" Nix said and took her seat back in front of the radio.
1:35 AM
"Deadeye, head left and then take a," "Found it." Deadeye interrupted. "You know where it is too huh?"
"Holy crap looks what’s in the closet!" Dragonett said looking into the closet.
"Damn, where’d all those dirty magazines come from?!" Nix exclaimed.
"No idea…" Gohan said innocently.
"Ok, the fifteen minutes of RADIO SILENCE start now!" Nix said turning off the radio.
WITH THE ULTIMATE SUPER SAYJIN DEADEYE…
"Okay..lessee, what the hell made 17 chicken out on this dare?" Deadeye muttered to himself as he looked around with his flashlight. He couldn’t see anything that would scare him that much so he started walking down one of the aisles.
"Jamie Does Dallas, Jamie Does New York, Jamie Does Chi Chi…WHAT?!" Deadeye said as he looked at the video tape cover.
A month later when this episode aired on MTV…
Goku was busy shoveling rice into his mouth while Gohan was busy hiding behind the couch.
"Dad, this shit is scary, can we watch something else?" Gohan pleaded.
"GOHAN! STOP CUSSING DAMMIT!" Came Chi Chi’s voice booming from the kitchen.
"sorry…" Gohan Muttered and then hid behind the couch again, it was at the part of Deadeye’s investigation of the shop. When he got to the last video tape Goku looked at it with a mix of shock and excitement.
"WOW! I didn’t know you could do THAT Chi Chi!" Goku said, dropping his bowl of rice in shock. Chi Chi came in and looked at the TV screen to see what the commotion was about then went bright red and fell over.
"Why must my past always come back to haunt me?!" Chi Chi wailed, hands over her face.
A month earlier…
Deadeye was still looking around for what scared Juu, he had about 5 minutes left to go……………I said five minutes left to go………I FREAKIN SAID FREAKING 5 FREAKIN MINUTES TO GO!
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I’LL START LOOKING! Sheesh." Deadeye said as he replaced the magazine on it’s spot on the shelf, then he spotted a rather odd magazine lying on the floor.
"Huh? Androids monthly?" Deadeye said…then flipped it over…
"OH MY GOD! MY EYES! SOMEONE HELP ME! I’M BLIND! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!! BURN IT!!!!!" Deadeye yelled, then ki blasted the magazine and started banging his head on the wall repeatedly.
Five minutes later…
"okay, he’s done!" Nix said, then turned the radio and camera back on.
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Nix anime sweatdropped.
"Er, you can come back n…" Nix barely finished speaking when Deadeye instantly appeared in the safe room then dashed to the bathroom and started rubbing his eyes with water rigorously.
After cleansing of the eyes…
"Alright! We can finally LEAVE!" Dragonett said, jumping up in the air.
"Here’s the money!" Nix said as she brought out a box full of money, she gave each $7,000.
"Wait, we still got $21,000 that the other’s would’ve gotten!" Deadeye said.
"Kewl! I get an extra $7,000!" Gohan said.
"Nope, this stuff goes to the RFCers!" Dragonett said, handing Deadeye and Nix another 7k and then taking some herself.
"But wait a se," Piccolo and Gohan said in unison, but weren’t able to finish before the three disappeared out the door.
THE END…...
OR IS IT?………
Actually it is, sorry for the confusion.
(Fun Fact: FUNIMATION SUX!!!!!!)