FEAR
DEADEYE’S TAKE
Day 3
Well, tonight they woke up peacefully (Deadeye had broken the airhorn).
"Right (yawn) so who goes out tonight?" 17 asked, Deadeye started thinking.
"Well, since this is the last night and only four of us have done dares that means that we will have to do four dares tonight!" Deadeye said, "But I don’t have to do anything!" Deadeye said as he got out a card table and put some card board out on it then got a Gundam model kit out of the closet.
"Hey, where’d you get that?" Nix asked. Deadeye brought out his paintset.
"Well, Dragonett was right about one thing last night, there WAS a Gundam Model Shop…you’d be surprised how fast you can moves things with instant transmission! ^_^" Deadeye said, opening the box to a Perfect Grade Wing Zero Custom.
"Cool, lemme see!" Dragonett said as she walked over to the closet.
"I wouldn’t if I were you!" Deadeye said with an anime sweatdrop on his head.
"Why noACK!" Dragonett yelled as she was smothered by about 50 model boxes containing various Master Grade, High Grades, and Perfect Grades.
"uh, that…^_^()"
After digging out Dragonett…
"Right, so hasn’t done their dares yet?" Piccolo asked.
"You, Dragonett, 17, and Nix." Goku said as he looked at the paper.
"WOW! DADDY! YOU CAN READ!" Gohan said.
"ARE YOU SAYING THAT I’M STUPID!?!?!" Goku retorted, and went Super Sayjin.
"BRING IT ON!" Gohan said as he too went Super Sayjin, suddenly a blue bolt of light went between them and seperated them, they looked back to see Deadeye had shot it.
"hmm, finally found a use for Holy Bolt…WILL YOU TWO JUST KNOCK IT OFF SO WE CAN DO THE DARES ALREADY!" Deadeye said, powering down.
"Yeah, this is bad enough without you two fighting, besides that you might ruin Goku’s ultimate beauty!" Trunks said.
"Wait a second I thought you quit the first night!" Nix said.
"Oh yeah!(leaves)"
"Well this’ll be tricky, we only have three more people after that, we need at least two navigators and two safeties, how are we gonna do that?" Deadeye said pondering the situation.
"Easy." Piccolo said as he split into two Piccolos.
"er, okay, now which one do we send in?" 17 asked.
"HIM!" Both of the Piccolos said in unison and pointed at one another. "NO NOT ME! YOU!" Both of them replied, getting in each other’s faces. "YOU GO IN CLONE! I’M STAYING OUT HERE AND BEING A SAFETY!" "SCREW THAT YOU GO IN!" "YOU!" "YOU!" "OKAY THEN I’LL JUST HAVE TO KILL YOU!" Said one as he split again. "RIP OFF ARTIST!" The other one said as he too split again.
An hour later…
The two armies of Piccolos stood toe to toe out in the parking lot while the two main Piccolos continued to argue.
"OH YEAH WELL I BET DRAGONETT LIKES ME MORE!" "NO SHE LIKES ME MORE!" "ME!" "ME!" "ME!" "ME!" "ALRIGHT WE’LL SETTLE THIS RIGHT NOW! Dragonett? Which one of us do you like better?"
"…um…"
"…SEE! SHE LIKES ME MORE!" "ME!" "ME!" Suddenly, Dragonett power up to Divine Chaos 3.
"WILL YOU ALL JUST FUSE BACK TOGETHER AND WE’LL DO THIS SOME OTHER WAY!!!!! NOW DO IT GODDAMMIT!" Dragonett yelled, powering up at an incredible rate. The Piccolos fused back together into one. Dragonett powered down and landed.
"Since when can you do that?" Deadeye asked.
"Since I drew it." Dragonett replied.
"Oh, is that all?"
"Yup."
Back in the safe room…
"Okay, I guess we’ll only have one safety tonight. Goku, you’re stupid so you can’t be a navigator, go out and be safety." Deadeye said.
"WHAT?! I’M NOT STUPID!" Goku said once again powering up to Super Sayjin.
"What’s that on your head?"
"Um, yellow pointy stuff, why?" Goku asked, they all glared at him and he finally went outside.
"Okay, Deadeye and Gohan will be navigators." Nix said as she got the paper from the desk.
"Right, what do we have to do?" Dragonett asked.
"You have to go to the Krillin Attorney At Law office, there, you’ll find a chair with a tarp over it, pull off the tarp and reveal what’s underneath." "Easy." "I have to go the butcher’s shop with this sound amplifier thingy and listen until the minute I get there until the minute you finish your dare." Nix finished and put the paper down.
"Well what do we have to do?" Piccolo and 17 asked.
"You’ll find out after Nix and Dragonett are done with theirs." Deadeye replied, "Since Piccolo wont be going out he’ll be a safety with Goku."
"Aw damn, I have to team up with that stupid Sayjin again…" Piccolo said.
"I HEARD THAT!" Goku yelled from outside.
"OH MY GOD IT’S CHI CHI!" Piccolo yelled and pointed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Goku screamed and flew off never to be seen for the rest of this fanfic.
"Well, I’d be ashamed of him except for the fact that you were talking about my mom Mr. Piccolo." Gohan said.
"I FREAKING SAID FREAKIN STOP FREAKIN CALLING FREAKING ME FREAKING MR. FREAKING PICCOLO FREAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!" Piccolo yelled. Gohan went Super Sayjin 2 and punched him in the stomach.
"Okay Piccolo." Gohan said with a smile on his face. Piccolo fell over, winded.
"BAKA!" Dragonett yelled as she slammed Gohan against the wall. He fell over unconscious.
"Well now that that’s over, 17, you be my navigator!" Nix said as she helped Piccolo back up.
"Damn, just when I thought I didn’t have to actually DO anything this dare." 17 said as he took a seat.
Minutes later…
"Okay, I’m out, where do I go?" Dragonett asked, looking around.
"Right, hang on a second…head down the path until you see an escalator." Deadeye said.
"Psh…I bet that’s a load of crap for getting back at me for leading you god knows where last night." Dragonett said rolling her eyes.
"um, no…it’s not."
"Yeah right, I think I’ll just go left."
"Er, okay, you go ahead and do that."
With Nix…
"okay I found the adult book store now where do I go?" Nix asked, wondering what the hell this store had anything to do with the dare.
"Right, now go in and get me the latest issue of playboy." 17 replied.
"THAT ISN’T THE DARE JUU!"
"Fine, don’t care about my needs."
"Ok I won’t now where is the stupid Butcher’s Shop?"
"I’m not telling you until you go in and get the playboy."
"DEADEYE!"
"You yelled?" Came Deadeye’s voice over the radio.
"Make Juu tell me where the Butcher’s Shop is."
"Alrighty then…" Deadeye said, fighting sounds ensued.
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I’LL TELL YOU JUST LET ME GO FOR THE LOVE OF GERO!" 17 yelled, Deadeye let him go.
"Geeze Deadeye what’d you do to him?" Dragonett asked over the radio.
"Oh nothing, Kobra just came in looking like Cell." Deadeye replied, "Oh and by the way, DID YOU KNOW I AM A SUPER SAIYAN TOO!"
"Uh, no, I just based everything on that Camping story you made!" Kobra replied. "But now I know that you’re a Super Saiyan too!" Kobra continued as one of the stupid ‘The More You Know’ logos appeared above her head.
"(dr. evil style) rrrrriiiiiiigggghhhhtttt……NOW LEAVE!" Deadeye yelled and sat back down again. Kobra gave him an anime style rasberry and left.
With Dragonett…
"Yeah…I’ll show that Deadeye, revenge is my business! Now which way?…um…RIGHT!" Dragonett said as she took off into another dark corridor. All of a sudden she could hear footsteps behind her…
"Huh?! Who’s there?!" She said as she whirled around…nothing, and the footsteps had stopped. "Um…k…right…" Dragonett said with anime sweatdrop on her head (Hey that rhymes!…oh wait I did that at Game Night already…)…the foot steps started again… "DON’T BE SCREWING WITH MY HEAD NOW!" Dragonett yelled as she again turned around…nothing… "Oh…god…this is getting…REALLY…freaky…" Dragonett said, then started walking again. The foot steps started again…
"Okay, I just gotta keep walking…just walking…(footsteps get closer)…right…just gotta keep running…yeah…just keep running…(starts running, the footsteps get closer)…yeah…sprinting…just gotta keep sprinting…(speeds up, footsteps get closer)…just…calm…AW SCREW CALM I’M GETTING THE HELL OUTTA HERE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE &%@# IS THE WAY OUTTA HERE! DEADEYE! WHERE IS IT?!"
"Do you admit I was not lying?" Deadeye said.
"WHATEVER! JUST HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF HERE! OH CRAP A GUST OF COLD AIR JUST PASSED BY ME!!!!!" Suddenly, out of nowhere, a ghostlye voice said…
"hello Naomi…"
"……what the hell did you just call me?…"
"…Naomi…"
"…that’s what I thought……RRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YO PROTOPLASMIC ASS IS GOIN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!" Dragonett yelled, powering up to Divine Chaos 3. She proceeded to grab the ghostly being and slam I against the wall repeatedly.
"HOLY CRAP LET’S GET DA HELL GET OUTTA HERE DA GREEN BITCH IS CRAZY!" Said the voice, running footsteps where heard leaving the area. Dragonett wiped her hands off.
"DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!! Anyway…which way to the start?" Dragonett asked.
"Ever tried teleporting to the start?" Deadeye replied, Dragonett anime sweatdropped.
"oh yeah…hehe..he" Dragonett said and teleported to the start.
"Now let’s try this again." Deadeye said and started going over directions.
With the angel wing tailed girl "MY NAME IS NIX!" "SOOOOOOOORRRY THEN!!!!"
"Right, I found the fountain, now which way?" Nix asked, looking around with her light, "Damn it is freaking dark in here!"
"Take a left and keep going until you find the Butcher shop, it should say ‘King Cold’s Cold Cuts.’" 17 replied, Nix walked down the hallway to her left.
"…I found it! Now where do I go in it?" Nix asked, shining her flashlight around.
"Okay, go behind the counter and into the back, you’ll see a conveyor belt, follow it until you find a butching table and place the sound amp on the floor then turn it on, the radio will be silent until Dragonett pulls the tarp. But first I have to read you this. Erhem ‘four years ago after the fourth guard disappeared, he was found hanging upside down in that very room, decapitated and gashed all over his body. The body was removed, but until this day they have never found the head.’"
"Juu, that is creepy shit…YOU HAD TO READ ME THAT NOW?!" Nix said shining her flashlight down the side of the conveyor belt. "HOLY SHIT THERE IS SOMETHING WITH A TARP OVER IT ON THE BUTCHING TABLE!" Nix said, spotting it and running out of the store.
"Hold on a second…Hey Nix you can win an extra 2K with this bonus dare, if you can go in and take off that tarp AND finish your dare you’ll have completed that bonus dare." 17 replied, as new data showed up on the computer.
"Oh dammit you just HAD to make this a hard decision didn’t you Juunana?!" Nix said, walking reluctantly back into the shop.
"yeup." 17 said with his trademark trickster look.
With the frilled green namek seijin girl "MY NAME IS DRAGONETT!" "I thought it was Naomi." "…..DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!" "ACK!"
"I’m at the top floor now, which way?" Dragonett said as she stepped off the last step of the escalator.
"It should be just to your left now." Deadeye replied looking over the maps.
"Ok…I see it." Dragonet said spotting the sign.
"Now go in, there should be a door to the inner office, go in." Deadeye said.
"Okay…" Dragonett said and opened the door. "Oh shit…there it is…It looks like someone is sitting in it!"
"Right, now you have to pull off the tarp as soon as we get word that Nix is ready k?"
"Alright…"
With Nix…
"Okay I am going in…DAMN it smells in here!…right, I am in with the butching table…this is totally creeping me out…" Nix said as she put the sound amp on the floor.
"Okay Nikki I am going to turn off my radio until Dragonett comes back in here, turn on the amp." 17 replied, Nix calmly reached over and flipped the switch, nothing creepy sounding. The radio went dead.
"okay, am I gonna pull that tarp off or not?" Nix asked herself in silence, suddenly a small creaking noise came from the amp. "That’s normal, probably the building settling down…I think I am gonna pull off that tarp." Nix said as she got her feet slowly. The creaking turned to a low moaning like sound, barely audible. "Oh crap that is scary shit…the tarp…concentrate…" Nix muttered and inched closer to the tarp, the moaning grew slightly louder, she moved away a few inches and it went down a bit. "Greeeaaat…"
With Dragonett…
"Okay Dragonett, Nix has started, she can’t come back until you pull off that tarp or quit." Deadeye said.
"Right…" Dragonett walked over to the chair. Hesitantly she reached for it. "What the hell am I freaked out for? THIS SHOULD BE EASY!" Dragonett said, and started pulling at the tarp.
"You can do it Dragonett! Just imagine that there is a pair of brass knuckles under there!" Deadeye encouraged.
"BRASS KNUCKLES?! YIPPY SKIPPY!!!" Dragonett said and pulled the tarp completely off revealing…A DECAPITATED DEAD BODY!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Well actually it was an EMF reader…
"Oh…DON’T DO THAT!" Dragonett yelled. Hehehe
"Alright Dragonett! Hey wait it says you have a bonus dare!" Deadeye said as the data popped up on the screen. "It says you can get an extra 2K if you sit there for 15 minutes of RADIO SILENCE…why does that always appear in capitol letters?…with the EMF reader turned on." Deadeye said, reading it.
"Hmm, sounds easy enough…I’ll do it." Dragonett said, turning on the reader and sitting down.
"Okay, I’ll tell Nix."
With Nix…
"OOOOOOOOAOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOHHHHHOAAAAOH!" The moaning was loud and blood curdling as Nix reached for the tarp and took hold.
"ok…one swift jerk………NOW!" Nix sad and pulled off the tarp to reveal…THE HEAD!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Well actually it was a small case with $2,000 in it.
"oh cool! AND DON’T DO THAT!" hehehe. Her radio turned back on.
"Nix, you there?"
"Yeah, I did it! I pulled the tarp!" Nix said, glad the moaning had stopped.
"Kewl, anyway, Dragonett found a bonus dare too, she has to stay in RADIO SILENCE for 15 minutes or something, but you can come back now anyway." 17 replied.
"Alright! I am coming back!" Nix said then stashed her 2k and was about to pick up the sound amp when…
"whooo…whooo(likes sounds of someone blowing on a microphone if you were wondering)…is this thing on? Testing! 1…2…3… WOW! This thing is cool! Hey! You mind leaving this thing here lady?" Came a normal sounding voice through the amp.
"er…sure! Knock yourself out!" Nix said.
"KEWL! THANKS!" Said the voice.
"No problem! ^_^" Nix said then did the peace sign and headed back out.
With Dragonett…
"Lessee…10 minutes to go…" Dragonett said looking at the wrist watch on her wrist (DUH!)
beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!
"Damn that beeping is annoying…" Dragonett said and looked at the reader, it still read 0. "Man this is boring…"
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"Huh? It’s at 1.5 now!"
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"Er…it’s at 4.5 now!"
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"OH SHIT IT’S AT 30…AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" Dragonett yelled as some unknown force shut off her lights and camera.
Back in the saferoom…
"5…4…3…2…1…there! She’s done! Call her back Deadeye!" 17 said as he clicked the stopwatch off.
"Dragonett! You can come back now!…" silence… "Dragonett?…Dragonett?…oh…shit…umm, Piccolo!" Deadeye said.
"Cha?" Piccolo replied.
"Dragonett isn’t responding, go in there and see if she’d ok."
"Alright, where is she?" Piccolo.
"Well, she was in the Krillin Attorney at Law office, you can find that right?"
"Right, I’ll call back when I find her." Piccolo said as he went in.
five minutes later…
"HEY ALL!" Dragonett said as she walked into the saferoom.
"Cool! You’re ok!" Nix said.
"What the hell happened!?" Juu and Gohan (who had regained consciousness) asked in unison.
"Well, something pushed me down and my equipment broke, so I just teleported back to the entrance!" Dragonett replied, "SO WHERE IS MY EXTRA MULA?!"
"I think it’s in the locked box over there, it says the key should be in the emf reader." Deadeye said looking back at the screen.
"hmm, interesting…" Dragonett said as she looked at the EMF Reader trying to find an opening. "Aha! Here it is!" She pulled out a key from the battery compartment and unlocked the box to see her extra 2K.
"Well, I guess I’ll call Piccolo back now." Deadeye said as he got back on the radio. But when he turned on the camera he saw Piccolo being suspended upside down in mid air.
"I AM TELLING YOU I AINT GOT NO GODDAMN MONEY YOU PUNK THIEF OF A GHOST!" He yelled as his pockets were searched, he was then dropped on his head.
"er, Piccolo, you can come back now, Dragonett was ok." Deadeye said.
"oh…NOW YOU TELL ME!" Piccolo said as he got up and headed back.
In the Safe room…wait weren’t we already there?…
"Okay, now 17 and Piccolo, it’s your turn to do that final dares, if you complete these we’ll be able to get our money and get the hell outta here!" Nix said reading off the computer screen.
"What do we have to do?" 17 asked.
"You have to………………………
TO BE CONTINUED…