:::Haunted Supermarket Images flash::
7 People............They have indeed MET................a HAUNTED supermarket.....................they have to DETERMINE whether it is HAUNTED or NOT!!!!!!!!...........no cameramen, no one else............just THEM..............YOU ARE WATCHING FEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
:::the music plays........dun dun duuuuuuuuun:::
FEAR....DBZ STYLE
written by Naomi
(you know that gurl who draws too much...^-^)
2:49 AM
(all the cast members are wearing towels over their heads)
Piccolo-Where the HELL are we????????it smells like SHIT o'er here!!!!!!
Goku-I dunno Piccolo, but they said that they're leading us to the haunted place.............AAAAAAAAHHH i'm so SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::he starts vomiting::::
#17-Man shut the fuck up before i start goin crazy........I HAVE been smokin you know........!!!!
Gohan-::trips over a rock:::-AAAAAAAAHHH these towels are pissing me OFF!!!!!!!! they're the enemy!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ::he shoots a ki blast at the towel destroying it:::
Piccolo-DAMN Gohan, don't worry.......we're HERE already!!!!!! Lets take our towels off......
Bulma-Hey, so this is it........huh?
Vegeta-man shut UP woman!!!
Piccolo-I guess this is what they call the 'safe' room.It says on this paper that we have to find the computer......
Goku-what computer????? hey Piccolo we can go on some 'PORN' sites remember??? ::wink wink:::
Piccolo- ::sigh:::
#17- tra la la ala ala
Trunks-Damn that Goku sure is hot.
Bulma-Lets turn the computer on.....we have to learn more about this haunted supermarket......
#17-Now WHY did it hafta be a SUPERmarket????? whats so damn scary about a SUPERmarket?????
Piccolo-This supermarket is INDEED scary......
Gohan-Yeehh.....instead of US beating our meat, the meat beats US!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the guys-EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW........
Bulma-You guys are sick..........:::turns the computer on::: Ok lessee........we hafta go to that website that tells us about this place.
Trunks-Hey ma, do i HAFTA go in there?????? I think i'm too scared...
Bulma-PSH, i donno about YOU, but I'M walking out with THAT $7000 dollars!!!
Piccolo-Hell yah....
Goku-Well so AM I!!!!!!
Gohan -ME TOO!!!!!!!
Vegeta-only the prince of Saijjyins will get that money........
Everyone else-SHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDAP!!!!!!
Vegeta-sorry....damn
#17- Come on lets get this SHee-it started!!!!
Bulma-Ok then, Juunanagou, but first we have to put this camara equipment on.....::gives him one::: here, put it on.
#17-you expect me to wear THIS!!!!?? this is SO Five minutes ago!!!!
Piccolo-Acting like you know REAL style...::puts his camara on:::
#17-::looks Piccolo up and down:::- ANd YOU know REAL style????? PSh..
Goku-Now, Bulma whats THIS for???
Bulma-Well thats to record your experience......you know in the Supermarket.....
Goku-YOU MEAN I'M GOING IN THERE?????????
Everyone else-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REALLY????????????
:::minutes later::::
Trunks- well i guess we have learn a bit more about this place.....................................
Gohan-Mr. Piccolo, hug me........
Piccolo-RRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright........::backs off:::
Bulma-Ok lets begin ::clicks mouse:::
You are about to explore the interior of the Haunted Stop and Shop of DOOM.........around 27 years ago, this building was first built and as soon as it opened weird things began happening.Random workers were disappearing......and the lights never stayed on for more then 10 minutes at a time.The store closed down only 3 days after it opened up.
::a pyschic appears on the screen::: When i went in the Meat section, I could sense an EVIL presence, but it kept moving away from me.The cereal section was especially high in Paranormal energy. I believe this place is indeed VERY Haunted.::A Ghost expert comes up on the screen::: I believe that ANYONE entering this building is in grave danger.There is lots of Supernatural stuff goin' around here. You may even find some of the bodies of the missing peoples in there. There is definitly Paranormal activity present here.You will pick 2 members of the team to complete the first 2 dares.If the dare is not completed you must pick another team member to complete the dare.There will be no cheating.The team members remaining at the end will be rewarded $7000.You are ready to begin.-end-
Goku-Whoa......that sounds SCARY man.......
#17-You call THAT scary...PSH......whatta bunch of slapnuts.............
Piccolo-Shut up 17, YOU'RE the wuss over here!!
#17-WANNA BET?????????
::piccolo and 17 start growling:::
Vegeta - MAN be quiet, I'm obviously the ONLY one that is not scared, so I'll just go first!!!!!!!
Trunks-Oooooook then, I'll just stay here with mom.
Goku- I might go in there too.........
Bulma-Ok guys but let me tell you where you are going to go first......
Vegeta-tell me WHERE I'M going...............
Bulma-Ok, Vegeta YOUUUUUU are going, To the MEAT section of the store......
Everyone-ooooooooooooooooooooh the MEAT section.............
Vegeta-oh, cool,...........whats the dare?
Bulma-You have to lay down on the butching table for a minimum of 15 minutes..... OF RADIO silence...
Vegeta-Sounds easy to me...........
Goku-Ok then, I'll go too then, where am i Going?
Bulma-Goku, I guess you'll be going to the dairy products section, your dare is to stay there in complete radio silence for 15 minutes.....
Goku-Cool
Gohan-Daddy, be careful..........
Goku-Don't worry Gohan, this can't be nearly as scary as stuff we have experienced before!!!
Gohan-Not even as scary as the Naked Tien incident.........?
Goku-*ACK* don't REMIND me...........
Bulma-Ok guys, Me and Trunks will be the navigators ,we'll help you get around in there, okay? If you decide you can't go on.......then tell me over radio ok?Remember, once you quit, you cannot win the prize money... Good Luck..
::Vegeta and Goku leave::::
Piccolo-This is gonna be FUUUUUUUUNNNNYYYYYY.......
#17- yea..........heh
Gohan-:::blank face:::
Bulma-Hey, Piccolo, 17,you go down there too.......
Piccolo-WWWWWWHAT???? US????
17-WHY???????
Bulma-DAMN........don't worry......you'll just be the safety gaurds......in case of emergency.....you'll stand OUTSIDE the place..
Piccolo-Okays then........I'm out ::walks out:::
::17 follows::::
3:38 AM
Vegeta-OK Bulma, I am now OUTside the front door........where do i go now? ANSWER ME NOW!!!!
Bulma-DOn't worry Vegeta.......i'm right here!!!! you sound KINDA scared.....hehehehehehee....::trunks snickers in the backround::::
Vegeta-HUH???? I-- I'M NOT S-SCARED!!!!! I'm just a little COLD!!!!!!!!! TELL ME AND MAKE IT FAST!!
Bulma-::giggles:: OKKKKKKAY.....go STRAIGHT ahead, then take a left after you reach the end of the aisle.-over-
Vegeta-okay then.......straight ahead and left.......thats not too hard......holy shit it is mad fucking dark in here......Arrrrgh........ooohhhhhh........Ok wheres that aisle.........B-BULMA???? where are YOU????
Bulma-DA........Ya rang?
Vegeta-Its Friggin dark in here......
Bulma-yeeeeeeehhhhh.........thats what the light on yer camara is for.....
Vegeta-Ohh.....
Bulma-Okkkk scaredy cat.........tell me when your at the end of the aisle and took a left ok? -over-
Vegeta-I AM NOT SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!But Goddamn it IS DARK in here........DAMN!!!!!!!! Ok i'll just.......um.....WHISTLE......thats it!!!!! i'll whistle!!!!! ::whistles:::
:::meanwhile with Piccolo and 17:::
Piccolo-Hey, Juu, how do you suppose Vegeta is doing?
17-I dunno.........ok...i guess.....
Piccolo-::sigh:::
::back with Vegeta:::
Vegeta-Ohhhhhhhhh gawd i can't take it any more.....................ahhhh.........its so DARK!!!!!!!!! BULMA!!!!!! i TOOK a left at the aisle....NOW WHAT??????????????????
Bulma-Now just walk into a doorway.......it should be directly ahead..........-over-
Vegeta-Okkkk........OH SHIT what was that NOISE?????????????? its sounded like a rat scurrying on the ground.........OHHHHH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::a rat walks by his boot, brushing its tail against his leg:::
Vegeta-HOLY SSSSSSSSSSH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH NO ITZ GOT ME!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!! ::screams hysterically:::BBBBBBBBBULMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trunks-FATHER whats wrong???? mmmmmpppphhhmppppphhh ::muffled laughter:::
Vegeta-The clowns have CAPTURED me!!!!!!
Trunks-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta-::in tears:: WHATS SO FUNNNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!????????????
Trunks-LOOKATCHU!!! the PRINCE of all SAIJJYINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!-over-
Vegeta-OK OK caaaaaaalm down Vegeta............caaaaaaaaaaaalm down.....ok, now where's that blasted door?hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........uuhhh....OH here it is!!!!
::meanwhile this fucked up violin music is playing:::
Vegeta-:::walks into the doorway:::-o-OK Bulma i have now entered the doorway........now what? WHERE THE HAIL AM I?????????TELL ME!!!!!!!
Bulma-Er-you are now in the meat processing room..........GREAT!!! yer doin' pretty well!!! Now do you see the butcher table?--
Vegeta-NNNNNNOOO its TOO DAMN DARK IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I CAN'T EVEN SEE MY OWN HANDS!!!!oh please gawd, let me be ok.......i promise i'll never streak across public playgrounds again........AAAAAARGH TELL ME!!!!!
Bulma-Shine your light around it should be right on the middle of the room!!!-over-
Vegeta-Ok i am NOW shining my light.....WAIT i see iT!!!!!!! yaaaayyyyyyyyy i see it!!! now what?????
Bulma-Now you can lay on it.........
Vegeta-WHAT???
Bulma-You heard me...
Vegeta-THERE IS NO WAY I AM LAYING ON IT !!!!! NEVER NO WAY!!!!!!! NO CAN DO!!!!!!!!!! NUH UH!!!!!
::5 minutes later:::
Vegeta-I am now laying on the butcher table...........................:P
Bulma-Thats better......now hold on a few moments for Goku to get to HIS destination okay?
Vegeta-K.
::Meanwhile with Goku:::
Goku-HHHHHHHHmmmmmmm..........Lessee..........Bulma I am standing in an aisle, but i donno which one.............
Bulma-Does it happen to be Aisle 6 by any chance? The Soup section?-over-
Goku-Um.......yeh i think so, there's a sign right up there and it says '6' on it and---
Bulma-Okay good, yer in Aisle 6.....now go all the way down and take a right.....-over-
Goku-GAWSH its dark in here.......and i'm SUUUURE hungry too.......WAITAMINUTE i'm in a SUPERMARKET!!!!!!! nah forget it........i want that $7000 anyways...........
Bulma-Are you at the end of the aisle yet?
Goku-Um......nope.....
Bulma-Make it quick....
Goku-Okays..........lalalalalalalalalala.....TRA lalalalalal alananan........OWCH !!!!!!! what the hell did i just bang into......?????????:: a dead Pomeranian falls in front of Goku's feet::: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO!!!!!!::turns Super Saijjyin:: GYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::he bashes into the dairy section divider::: AAAAAAAAAHHHH..........
Bulma-GOKU!!! are you okay?
Goku-um yeah.......i think so........HEY i'm in the dairy section!!!! heheeheh heh.........................heh.
Bulma-Good......now STAY there for now.......now listen.......There will be 15 minutes of TOTAL radio silence.......in other words i WILL not speak to you!!!!!!! ok guys?
Goku-OKays Bulma
Vegeta-Yep..
Bulma-Ok the 15 minutes start rrrrrrrrrrright...NOW!
3:55 AM
::meanwhile with Piccolo and 17:::
17-Hey Piccolo wanna play Rock paper scissors?
Piccolo-Um..no......
17-Ok then......damn its cold....
Piccolo-yeh........you're the only one wearing a T-shirt 17.......DUH......
17-so??? i wonder how Goku and Vegeta are doing....
Piccolo-yeh i know..............
3:57 AM
::with Vegeta:::
Vegeta-Just think happy thoughts..............think happy thoughts...........lalalalala lalalala..............Damn...........this 15 minutes sure is long............gosh this table is cold.........i think i'll lay on my belly.....::flips over:::.....thats a bit more comfy........Gee its sure dark in here..........
um Bulma.......i think 15 minutes past awready.........BULMA?????? heellllo?????? HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLO????????? guys?
::with Goku:::
Goku-::staring at fossilized cartons of milk:::-38 cartons of milk on the wall, 38 cartons of milk, take one down , pass it around, 38 cartons of milk on the wall................gawsh i'm thirsty.........I wonder how Vegeta is doing..........
4:01 AM
::with Vegeta:::
Vegeta- I am now officially losing it...........PLEASE talk to me SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!! this table is TOO FAR OFF THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!::starts flapping his arms and legs:::I'm A BIRRRRRRD!!!!!!! i'm FLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS DARK AS HELL IN HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:06 AM
::with Bulma, Trunks and Gohan:::
Gohan-Hey, Bulma, their 15 minutes is almost up...............i wonder how they are doing.............
Bulma-hehehe, check out the surveilance camara TV..........HEHEHEHEHEHe ::they all look at the TV:::
Trunks-Now WHY the HELL, is dad flapping his arms and legs on the table?????!!!!!!
::they all bust out laughing::::
4:07 AM
::back with the Sexy Namek and the Naughty Android::::
Piccolo-::looks at his watch::: Hey the 15 minutes is almost up.........
17-Good........i had to pee anyways..............
Piccolo-::rolls his eyes:::-thank you for sharing.......
4:10 AM
Bulma-Ok guys your time is up.........get the HELL out of there!!!!!
Vegeta-SWWWWWWEEEEET!!!!!!!!!! ::hops off the table::: I'M OUT OF THIS JOINT!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWOooooooooo-WEEEEEEEEEE
Goku-Ok, then...........i'll just calmly walk back to the safe room....
Bulma-Now just GET the HELL out of there as fast as you can!!!!!!!!
Vegeta-WHAT?????? aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh I AM NOT ALONE IN HERE!!!!!!! AW SHIT!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH@!!!!!!!!!@!@!@!@!@!@!!!!!!!!BULMA BULMA HEEEEEEEELP ME!!!!!!!!:::he starts running, having no idea where he's going::::EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHoh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::he runs outside, unaware that he's OUTSIDE the building:::
Piccolo-::startled:: VEGETA!!!!!!! what the HELL???????????
17-look what the cat dragged in.........heh
Vegeta-OH MY GOD!!!!!!! I'M ALIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i'm OUT of there!!!!!!!! it was SO DAMN scary!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
Piccolo and 17-.... ....
::Goku bursts out a few moments later:::
Goku-Hi Vegeta, HEY PICCOLO!!! hey #17!!! my god it was really spooky in there!!!I dunno what i just experienced............................but i hafta tell ya....
Vegeta-::out of breath:::-hafta tell us WHAT????
Goku-I AM NOT GOIN' BACK IN THERE!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Piccolo and 17 exchange nervous glances:::
Piccolo-Ok, lets go back to the safe room............its been a long night...............
17-Good idea.....
::They all walk off to the safe room:::
4:23 AM
Bulma-(yawn) G'night guys..........lets get some shut eye for tommorow night okay???? sweet dreams!!!
Vegeta-::eyes real wide:: Bulma i CANNOT go to sleep..............i'm TOO scared!!!!!!!!
Piccolo-SHUDDUP and go to sleep!!!!!!!!
Bulma-CALM down Piccolo!!!!!
Piccolo-A'IGHT then!!!!
::they all shut up:::
5 minutes later.....
Vegeta-I'M TOO SCARED!!!!!!!
Gohan-WILLYA SHUT UP VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta-OH CRAP i pissed in my pants....
Everyone-eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww
Trunks-COME ON i'm TRYING to sleep HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta-.................ugh........
Goku-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Everyone-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz::snort::zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(End of night one)