2:05 AM Night Two

 

Bulma-Ok guys, We now have to pick who will go in next...........Trunks?

Trunks-Okay mom..........-sigh-

Bulma-I'll go in too okay......Piccolo and Vegeta will be the navigators for tonight.......

Piccolo-damn skippy.....

Vegeta-Ahhhh good, i'm gonna stay inside tonight.........

17-what about ME?????

Bulma-You're goin in there too.......

17-i had to ask........-.-()

Bulma-::hands the camara equipment to Trunks Goku, Gohan and 17::: Ok Piccolo where do we have to go?

Piccolo-::clicks mouse:::-Um.......lessee......BULMA, it says you are going in the managers office....there you will find a chair bolted to the floor.....there's a tarp on it......PULL it off......and reveal whats under it...

Bulma-O-ok........i can do this....no problem......

Trunks-What about me......and Gohan?

Piccolo-Gohan is gonna be your safety........so is Goku......

Goku and Gohan-AWWWWWWWW man......

Piccolo-Tough Fuckin' luck..........TRUNKS, you are going to go to the fruits and vegetables section..........there, you are going to read this paper.....the WHOLE thing, aloud........OKAY?::hands trunks a piece of folded paper:::

Trunks-um, what does it SAY on that paper????!!!! ??? -gulp-

Piccolo-::winks::You'll find out Trunks.......

Vegeta-the suspense is killing me..........

Piccolo-DOn't open till you get there ok?? if you do, thats a penalty.......GOT IT????

Trunks-yeppers.........^-^;;;

Piccolo-aaaaaaaaaand, YOU , 17, will be going to the......

17-WHERE??? WHERE???????????????

Piccolo-You'll be visiting the Pastries section..........you know, with all the cakes and cupcakes and stuff......

17-EW....

Piccolo-and what you have to do is explore the section......and then you use this Paranormal Energy Sweeper and record the levels of paranormal energy.....::hands 17 the Sweeper:::

17-okie dokie.......

Goku-Do me and Gohan have to stay in that one area outside the building....?

Piccolo-um..yeh

Goku-Ohhh...just wondering....

Piccolo-Ok people are you READY???

Everyone-YEAH!!!!

Piccolo-Any of ya got any Questions??

Goku-yeah I....

Piccolo-SAVE EM' FOR LATER!!!!! you may begin...............

Bulma-ONWARD TO THE SUPERMARKET!!!! HOooooooooooooooooooo!!!

17-oh please..........

::they leave the room:::

2:38 AM

Trunks-Ok Dad, I am now in front of the supermarket..............

Vegeta-Why are you tellin me? Talk to Piccolo..........I'm busy baking cookies.....

Trunks-ok dad......Piccolo? Now what? -over-

Piccolo-(munching on a cookie) - errrrr..........go take a left and just go STRAIGHT down till you see a checkered floor........

Trunks-Piccolo, you're supposed to say 'over' when you're talkin on walkie talkies............

Piccolo-OVER DAMMIT!!!!!!

Trunks-OK ok.........damn it is MAD dark up in here!!!! GOKU!!! make sure you keep watch!!!!

Goku-(from a distance)-Alrighty then.........

Trunks-Gee, that Goku sure has a nice tight firm ass..........i wonder if he'll let me touch it afterwards........

:::meanwhile with Bulma, Gohan and 17:::

17-OK.......I am COLD!!!!!!! I AM DAMN COLD!!!!!!!!!!!

Bulma-Hey, its not OUR problem...........you're the one wearing friggin' T-shirts everynight........sheesh....

17-Psh........quit PMSing......

Gohan-WILL YOU GUYS QUIT ARGUING??????????

17-SHUT up you FRUITCAKE!!!!

Bulma-shut uuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!

Gohan-NO YOU SHUT UP, crackass!!!!

17-oh for the love of Dr. Gero.............

::Bulma and Gohan exchange funny looks::

Piccolo(interrupting)-Hey guys you there yet???at the door?

Gohan(sheepishly)-noooooooooo...

Piccolo-MAKE IT FASTER!!!!!! don't make me go there and kick your little candy asses!!!!-over-

(Vegeta snickers in the backround)

Gohan-OK sir....

Bulma-Whats wrong with HIM??? jeez...

17-Come on lets get this over with...........

Bulma and Gohan-right..

::they arrive at the side door:::

17-Ok, Piccolo, we are now at the door....-over-

Piccolo-Niiiiiiiiiiiiice...now get your asses in there......-over-

Gohan-Ok....er....i guess i'll just wait out here now.....

Bulma-Don't worry Gohan, you'll be fine......

17-(under his breath)Yea, that is if he doesn't piss in his pants by then.......

Bulma-I HEARD THAT!!!!

17-MAN!!! CALM YO' ASS DOWN WOMAN!!!!

::Bulma walks into the doorway:::

Bulma-Ok, Piccolo where to now......WHOA.....are there in lights in here?

Piccolo-Use the light on your camara..-over-

Bulma-::fumbles with the light::O-Okay......

17-Ok Gohan, i'm on my way.....

Gohan-Ok guys...GOOD LUCK!!!!

Bulma and 17-Yeh, we'll be needing it.....-.-()

::Meanwhile, with Trunks:::::

Trunks-Oh my God.....it is REALLy...REALLY dark in here............(looks into the camara) YOU HEARD THAT????? it sounded like a bunch of objects tumbling to the ground!!!! eerrrrr.......PICCOLO!!!!!!

Piccolo-WHAT??

Trunks-I just HEARD something!!!

Piccolo-It was probably you......farting...

(Vegeta is on the floor laughing really hard)

Trunks-You really think so?

Piccolo-Yep sure was..DAMN YOU SMELL!!!!

(Piccolo bursts out laughing along with Vegeta)

Trunks-............ so much for help......

(with Goku)

Goku-I wonder how Trunks is doing........DAMN i am hungry........I'm gonna get something to eat.....(Goku zanzokens off into the dark sky)

(Back with Swimming Trunks)

Trunks-(walking really slow)...........ooohhh.........Oh my god.......I am not alone in here.....(looks behind him) .....::wwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh::: OH MY GOD.....a bunch of COLD air just flew in here!!!!! (he staggers) PICCOLO....FATHER!!!!!!!!!

Piccolo-(The Macarena playing in the backround)What NOW Trunks????-over-

Trunks-WHERE DO I GO TO NOW?????

Piccolo-Well. where ARE you?

Trunks-(frantically looks around) I DON'T KNOW!!!! um.....i'm in a clearing with a bunch of boxes in a pile around me.......with the checkered floor...

Piccolo-Just go straight ahead about 15 steps and take a slight turn to the left.....-over-

Trunks-O-ok.....::whimper::: 1...2...3..4..5.....6.....7....8....9....10......11....12....13..............14...........15!!!!! ok....now all i gotta do is....

::he trips over something heavy:::

 

Trunks-OH SHIT!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NO NO NO GET OFF GET OFF!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GOKU HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

::Goku is not outside the supermarket:::

Trunks-(in tears) GOKU!!!! GGGGGGOOKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME??????????????????????

Piccolo-YEAH i can. and DAMN you're loud!!!!!

Trunks-::sniff:: I CAN'T DO THIS!!!! ::shakes head:: I WANT TO GET OUT NOWWW!!!!! WHERE IS GOKU???????

Piccolo-I donno.....he should be outside the building........

Trunks-I ...need....to....get....out...NOW!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!! ::starts panting::: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!

Piccolo-ok.......I'll get your father....VEGETA!!!!

Trunks-(high pitched) DADDY!!!!

Vegeta-what?

Trunks-i'm so scared......::sniff::: GET ME OUT OF HHHHHHHHEEEEEEERE!!!!

Vegeta-::sigh:::

(Meanwhile with Bulma and 17)

Bulma-Piccolo? Hows Trunks doing?

Piccolo-He is fuckin losin' it in there.....

Bulma-HE IS??????!!!!

Piccolo-M'fraid so.......

Bulma-Oh great.......

17-Beautiful...:P

Bulma-Oh well then.......now where do we go now?

Piccolo-WELL where are you?

Bulma-I'm still at the front door....so is 17..

Piccolo-::anime sweatdrops:::Just turn immediatly to your right....there should be double door.....open them..

Bulma-Ok...:::walks to her right:: Ok i see them!!! the double doors!!

17-Progress....

Bulma-shut up

Gohan-MAN will you guys quit arguing....JEEZ!!!!! *~*

17-man i feel like gettin high.......::cough::

Gohan-::rolls eyes:::

Bulma-Gee, these doors won't open.......hey! there's a lock on it!! NO WONDER!!

Piccolo-That lock is really rusty, you should be able to break it by hitting it.....

Bulma-I have to HIT it??with my HANDS?????

Piccolo-NOOOOOOOoooooooooooo with your buttcheeks!!!!

::Vegeta laughs in the backround, still in touch with Trunks:::

Bulma-Alright then....::she smacks the lock:: HEY its broke!!! now i'll just walk in here.....

Piccolo-Now go in there and CLOSE the doors behind you....

Bulma-C-C-Close the doors.?......its too dark in here, though.......

Piccolo-THATS WHY THERE'S A LIGHT ON YOUR CAMARA!!!!! didn't i tell you this TWICE????

Bulma-umm....

Piccolo-MAN SHUT THE HFIL UP and get your arse in there!!!!!

Bulma-OK THEN!!!!! DAY-um....

:::she enters the manager's office and closes the doors::

17-Now what about ME, Namek?

Piccolo-I have a name, random number....

17-OK PICCOLO....

Piccolo-OK 17....

::they simultaneously roll their eyes:::

Piccolo-OK, then, you ARE at the door right?

17-Yep....and Gohan is right behind me...

Gohan-Hi Mr. Piccol----

Piccolo-I DONT CARE ABOUT GOHAN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

:::17 and Gohan both anime sweatdrop:::

Piccolo-Ok, now what you're going to do is go straight ahead.......go through a small doorway and you should be at a large room with tall stacks of boxes.........

17-Ok then.....LIKE WHOA it is MAD dark in here!!!!

Piccolo-yyyyyyyyeh....

17-Ok I am going straight ahead now......*ACK* it smells all musky in here.........Ahhh, here's the doorway.....

::he goes through it:::

Piccolo-You see the room? with all the boxes?

17-yep....damn those stacks are kinda tall!!!!

Piccolo-OK, now you should be able to find the Pastries area easily....just go ahead, go through another doorway and its right there, tell me when you're there a'ight?-over-

17-yuh huh.......

::Back with Trunks:::

Trunks-I AM SO SERIOUS get me out of here NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ooooooohhhhhh....:::gasps:: AHHHHHHHH THERES SPIDERS IN MY HAAAAAAAAIR!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta-huh? YOUR HAIR?????????? NOT YOUR HAIR!!!!!!! NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA HAVE MESSED UP HAIR!!!!!

Trunks-There's SPIDERS IN MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMEEEE!!!!!

Vegeta-Now I'M scared......AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

::both Saijjyins go through a fit of SCREAMING!!!:::

Piccolo-GAH ,WHAT THE FUCK???? WILL YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN!!!!!!????????-over-

Vegeta-eeeeeeerggg...... ::he's now gurgling in a fetal position underneath his chair:::

Trunks-FATHER!!!!!!! ARE YOU STILL THERE????? it turns out that the spiders were just particles of dust..........-over-

::Piccolo takes over::

Piccolo-Hey Trunks,your father is currently out of 'commission'.......so what was the problem?-over-

Trunks-problem?......oh yeh.........I HAFTA GET OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ::bursts out crying:::

Piccolo-come on, boy......you didn't even get to the Veggies section yet---

Trunks-I DON'T CARE!!!!!! I CAN'T STAY HERE!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEELP!!!!

Piccolo-you must be aware that if you quit now, you won't get that 7 grand.............

Trunks-i don't care.........

Piccolo-OOOOOkay then........you have officially quitted.......you will leave tommorow morn---

::Trunks goes SS2 and flys through the roof of the building, never to be seen again:::

Piccolo-Jeez, what a bunch of chickens..............::turns to Vegeta::: Hey Vegetable Salad, get out from under there.........

Vegeta-o-o-ok.....

Piccolo-It turns out that your wussy son quit........

Vegeta-HE DID????????? oh god........i'm SO embarrassed..............he is such a dumbass...

Piccolo-::under his breath::like father like son........

Vegeta-I HEARD THAT NAMEK!!!

::Back with Bulma:::

Bulma-ahhh......god, i wonder how Trunks is doing..........i think I'll ask.....PICCOLO??? Hows my son?-over-

Piccolo-Trunks? he quit......

Bulma-HE WHAT???????????????

Piccolo-you heard me......

Bulma-HE QUIT!!!!!!??? aaaaaaaaaarrrrghhh, what kind of KIDS do i raise???????? JEEZ!!!!!!!!! is $7000 so much to ask???????

Piccolo-ok now shut up.........just give 17 a few moments to get to his destination........

Bulma-::sigh:: oooooookay......damn itz really dark in here..........

Piccolo-USE YOUR LIGHT YOU STUPID B'YOTCH!!!! 3rd TIME ALREADY!!!!

Bulma-OK OK OK OK OK DAMMIT!!!!!!-over-

::back with the sexy Android::

17-Hmmmmmmm..........where is that doorway...............?::looks ahead:: THERE IT IS!!!! gee, this isn't so hard......OK PICCOLO i am now past the doorway.-over-

Piccolo-OK then, you are now in the pastries section............take a look around....-over-

17-okie dokie....OH MY GOD!!!!!! ITS ITS ITS A FRIGGIN BODY !!!!

Piccolo-WHAT?????????

17-oh never mind......its a sack hanging from the ceiling......

Piccolo-hehehehe...........sack......

::they both start chuckling:::

17-Wow, those muffins look MAD old.........and look at the cupcakes............DAMN!!!

Piccolo-anything else interesting in there?-over-

17-well there is a purple colored cardboard box over here..............i think I'll open it........

Piccolo-purple box?

17-ok i'm now opening the bo---AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH GOD!!!! AWWWWWWWWW IT STINKS!!!!!!! WUT THE HAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEWWWWWW ITS FILLED WITH DEAD RATS!!!!

Piccolo-OH GOD.......

17-::kicks the box to the other side of the clearing:::OH MAN!!!!! that shit STANK!!!! SAyyyyyy, hows Trunks doing? and Bulma?-over-

Piccolo-Trunks QUIT..........and Bulma is ok as of now.....

17-wow what a wuss...........

Piccolo-I'm saying.....ok 17 i'll talk to Bulma one final time.............then the dares will begin.....a'ight? get your scanner ready.........

17-mm'kay...::takes scanner out and gets it ready:::

::with Bulma:::

Bulma-come on man, how long does it take to say a few sentences to an Android??

Piccolo-Bulma?

Bulma-PICCOLO!!! i mean, um.......hey Piccolo!! ya ready?

Piccolo-yeppers.......ok you remember what yer supposed to do right?

Bulma-uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Piccolo-OK I CAN TAKE A HINT!!! alright what you're supposed to do is go to ANOTHER room thats branched off the manager's office......

Bulma-you're saying that there's ANOTHER door in here???????? thats scary, anybody coulda snuck in...............

Piccolo-yeh, anyways,in that room, there's a chair in there, its covered with a tarp, PULL that tarp off to reveal whats under......you must COMPLETE the dare......ok good luck Bulma....

Bulma-::gulp:: Okay.........errrrr...yah....

::back with 17::

Piccolo-17,::Mortal Kombat fashion:: IT HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!

17-AIGHT !!!!

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