2:05 AM Night Two
Bulma-Ok guys, We now have to pick who will go in next...........Trunks?
Trunks-Okay mom..........-sigh-
Bulma-I'll go in too okay......Piccolo and Vegeta will be the navigators for tonight.......
Piccolo-damn skippy.....
Vegeta-Ahhhh good, i'm gonna stay inside tonight.........
17-what about ME?????
Bulma-You're goin in there too.......
17-i had to ask........-.-()
Bulma-::hands the camara equipment to Trunks Goku, Gohan and 17::: Ok Piccolo where do we have to go?
Piccolo-::clicks mouse:::-Um.......lessee......BULMA, it says you are going in the managers office....there you will find a chair bolted to the floor.....there's a tarp on it......PULL it off......and reveal whats under it...
Bulma-O-ok........i can do this....no problem......
Trunks-What about me......and Gohan?
Piccolo-Gohan is gonna be your safety........so is Goku......
Goku and Gohan-AWWWWWWWW man......
Piccolo-Tough Fuckin' luck..........TRUNKS, you are going to go to the fruits and vegetables section..........there, you are going to read this paper.....the WHOLE thing, aloud........OKAY?::hands trunks a piece of folded paper:::
Trunks-um, what does it SAY on that paper????!!!! ??? -gulp-
Piccolo-::winks::You'll find out Trunks.......
Vegeta-the suspense is killing me..........
Piccolo-DOn't open till you get there ok?? if you do, thats a penalty.......GOT IT????
Trunks-yeppers.........^-^;;;
Piccolo-aaaaaaaaaand, YOU , 17, will be going to the......
17-WHERE??? WHERE???????????????
Piccolo-You'll be visiting the Pastries section..........you know, with all the cakes and cupcakes and stuff......
17-EW....
Piccolo-and what you have to do is explore the section......and then you use this Paranormal Energy Sweeper and record the levels of paranormal energy.....::hands 17 the Sweeper:::
17-okie dokie.......
Goku-Do me and Gohan have to stay in that one area outside the building....?
Piccolo-um..yeh
Goku-Ohhh...just wondering....
Piccolo-Ok people are you READY???
Everyone-YEAH!!!!
Piccolo-Any of ya got any Questions??
Goku-yeah I....
Piccolo-SAVE EM' FOR LATER!!!!! you may begin...............
Bulma-ONWARD TO THE SUPERMARKET!!!! HOooooooooooooooooooo!!!
17-oh please..........
::they leave the room:::
2:38 AM
Trunks-Ok Dad, I am now in front of the supermarket..............
Vegeta-Why are you tellin me? Talk to Piccolo..........I'm busy baking cookies.....
Trunks-ok dad......Piccolo? Now what? -over-
Piccolo-(munching on a cookie) - errrrr..........go take a left and just go STRAIGHT down till you see a checkered floor........
Trunks-Piccolo, you're supposed to say 'over' when you're talkin on walkie talkies............
Piccolo-OVER DAMMIT!!!!!!
Trunks-OK ok.........damn it is MAD dark up in here!!!! GOKU!!! make sure you keep watch!!!!
Goku-(from a distance)-Alrighty then.........
Trunks-Gee, that Goku sure has a nice tight firm ass..........i wonder if he'll let me touch it afterwards........
:::meanwhile with Bulma, Gohan and 17:::
17-OK.......I am COLD!!!!!!! I AM DAMN COLD!!!!!!!!!!!
Bulma-Hey, its not OUR problem...........you're the one wearing friggin' T-shirts everynight........sheesh....
17-Psh........quit PMSing......
Gohan-WILL YOU GUYS QUIT ARGUING??????????
17-SHUT up you FRUITCAKE!!!!
Bulma-shut uuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!
Gohan-NO YOU SHUT UP, crackass!!!!
17-oh for the love of Dr. Gero.............
::Bulma and Gohan exchange funny looks::
Piccolo(interrupting)-Hey guys you there yet???at the door?
Gohan(sheepishly)-noooooooooo...
Piccolo-MAKE IT FASTER!!!!!! don't make me go there and kick your little candy asses!!!!-over-
(Vegeta snickers in the backround)
Gohan-OK sir....
Bulma-Whats wrong with HIM??? jeez...
17-Come on lets get this over with...........
Bulma and Gohan-right..
::they arrive at the side door:::
17-Ok, Piccolo, we are now at the door....-over-
Piccolo-Niiiiiiiiiiiiice...now get your asses in there......-over-
Gohan-Ok....er....i guess i'll just wait out here now.....
Bulma-Don't worry Gohan, you'll be fine......
17-(under his breath)Yea, that is if he doesn't piss in his pants by then.......
Bulma-I HEARD THAT!!!!
17-MAN!!! CALM YO' ASS DOWN WOMAN!!!!
::Bulma walks into the doorway:::
Bulma-Ok, Piccolo where to now......WHOA.....are there in lights in here?
Piccolo-Use the light on your camara..-over-
Bulma-::fumbles with the light::O-Okay......
17-Ok Gohan, i'm on my way.....
Gohan-Ok guys...GOOD LUCK!!!!
Bulma and 17-Yeh, we'll be needing it.....-.-()
::Meanwhile, with Trunks:::::
Trunks-Oh my God.....it is REALLy...REALLY dark in here............(looks into the camara) YOU HEARD THAT????? it sounded like a bunch of objects tumbling to the ground!!!! eerrrrr.......PICCOLO!!!!!!
Piccolo-WHAT??
Trunks-I just HEARD something!!!
Piccolo-It was probably you......farting...
(Vegeta is on the floor laughing really hard)
Trunks-You really think so?
Piccolo-Yep sure was..DAMN YOU SMELL!!!!
(Piccolo bursts out laughing along with Vegeta)
Trunks-............ so much for help......
(with Goku)
Goku-I wonder how Trunks is doing........DAMN i am hungry........I'm gonna get something to eat.....(Goku zanzokens off into the dark sky)
(Back with Swimming Trunks)
Trunks-(walking really slow)...........ooohhh.........Oh my god.......I am not alone in here.....(looks behind him) .....::wwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh::: OH MY GOD.....a bunch of COLD air just flew in here!!!!! (he staggers) PICCOLO....FATHER!!!!!!!!!
Piccolo-(The Macarena playing in the backround)What NOW Trunks????-over-
Trunks-WHERE DO I GO TO NOW?????
Piccolo-Well. where ARE you?
Trunks-(frantically looks around) I DON'T KNOW!!!! um.....i'm in a clearing with a bunch of boxes in a pile around me.......with the checkered floor...
Piccolo-Just go straight ahead about 15 steps and take a slight turn to the left.....-over-
Trunks-O-ok.....::whimper::: 1...2...3..4..5.....6.....7....8....9....10......11....12....13..............14...........15!!!!! ok....now all i gotta do is....
::he trips over something heavy:::
Trunks-OH SHIT!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NO NO NO GET OFF GET OFF!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GOKU HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
::Goku is not outside the supermarket:::
Trunks-(in tears) GOKU!!!! GGGGGGOOKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME??????????????????????
Piccolo-YEAH i can. and DAMN you're loud!!!!!
Trunks-::sniff:: I CAN'T DO THIS!!!! ::shakes head:: I WANT TO GET OUT NOWWW!!!!! WHERE IS GOKU???????
Piccolo-I donno.....he should be outside the building........
Trunks-I ...need....to....get....out...NOW!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!! ::starts panting::: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!
Piccolo-ok.......I'll get your father....VEGETA!!!!
Trunks-(high pitched) DADDY!!!!
Vegeta-what?
Trunks-i'm so scared......::sniff::: GET ME OUT OF HHHHHHHHEEEEEEERE!!!!
Vegeta-::sigh:::
(Meanwhile with Bulma and 17)
Bulma-Piccolo? Hows Trunks doing?
Piccolo-He is fuckin losin' it in there.....
Bulma-HE IS??????!!!!
Piccolo-M'fraid so.......
Bulma-Oh great.......
17-Beautiful...:P
Bulma-Oh well then.......now where do we go now?
Piccolo-WELL where are you?
Bulma-I'm still at the front door....so is 17..
Piccolo-::anime sweatdrops:::Just turn immediatly to your right....there should be double door.....open them..
Bulma-Ok...:::walks to her right:: Ok i see them!!! the double doors!!
17-Progress....
Bulma-shut up
Gohan-MAN will you guys quit arguing....JEEZ!!!!! *~*
17-man i feel like gettin high.......::cough::
Gohan-::rolls eyes:::
Bulma-Gee, these doors won't open.......hey! there's a lock on it!! NO WONDER!!
Piccolo-That lock is really rusty, you should be able to break it by hitting it.....
Bulma-I have to HIT it??with my HANDS?????
Piccolo-NOOOOOOOoooooooooooo with your buttcheeks!!!!
::Vegeta laughs in the backround, still in touch with Trunks:::
Bulma-Alright then....::she smacks the lock:: HEY its broke!!! now i'll just walk in here.....
Piccolo-Now go in there and CLOSE the doors behind you....
Bulma-C-C-Close the doors.?......its too dark in here, though.......
Piccolo-THATS WHY THERE'S A LIGHT ON YOUR CAMARA!!!!! didn't i tell you this TWICE????
Bulma-umm....
Piccolo-MAN SHUT THE HFIL UP and get your arse in there!!!!!
Bulma-OK THEN!!!!! DAY-um....
:::she enters the manager's office and closes the doors::
17-Now what about ME, Namek?
Piccolo-I have a name, random number....
17-OK PICCOLO....
Piccolo-OK 17....
::they simultaneously roll their eyes:::
Piccolo-OK, then, you ARE at the door right?
17-Yep....and Gohan is right behind me...
Gohan-Hi Mr. Piccol----
Piccolo-I DONT CARE ABOUT GOHAN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
:::17 and Gohan both anime sweatdrop:::
Piccolo-Ok, now what you're going to do is go straight ahead.......go through a small doorway and you should be at a large room with tall stacks of boxes.........
17-Ok then.....LIKE WHOA it is MAD dark in here!!!!
Piccolo-yyyyyyyyeh....
17-Ok I am going straight ahead now......*ACK* it smells all musky in here.........Ahhh, here's the doorway.....
::he goes through it:::
Piccolo-You see the room? with all the boxes?
17-yep....damn those stacks are kinda tall!!!!
Piccolo-OK, now you should be able to find the Pastries area easily....just go ahead, go through another doorway and its right there, tell me when you're there a'ight?-over-
17-yuh huh.......
::Back with Trunks:::
Trunks-I AM SO SERIOUS get me out of here NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ooooooohhhhhh....:::gasps:: AHHHHHHHH THERES SPIDERS IN MY HAAAAAAAAIR!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta-huh? YOUR HAIR?????????? NOT YOUR HAIR!!!!!!! NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA HAVE MESSED UP HAIR!!!!!
Trunks-There's SPIDERS IN MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!!!!! HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMEEEE!!!!!
Vegeta-Now I'M scared......AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
::both Saijjyins go through a fit of SCREAMING!!!:::
Piccolo-GAH ,WHAT THE FUCK???? WILL YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN!!!!!!????????-over-
Vegeta-eeeeeeerggg...... ::he's now gurgling in a fetal position underneath his chair:::
Trunks-FATHER!!!!!!! ARE YOU STILL THERE????? it turns out that the spiders were just particles of dust..........-over-
::Piccolo takes over::
Piccolo-Hey Trunks,your father is currently out of 'commission'.......so what was the problem?-over-
Trunks-problem?......oh yeh.........I HAFTA GET OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ::bursts out crying:::
Piccolo-come on, boy......you didn't even get to the Veggies section yet---
Trunks-I DON'T CARE!!!!!! I CAN'T STAY HERE!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEELP!!!!
Piccolo-you must be aware that if you quit now, you won't get that 7 grand.............
Trunks-i don't care.........
Piccolo-OOOOOkay then........you have officially quitted.......you will leave tommorow morn---
::Trunks goes SS2 and flys through the roof of the building, never to be seen again:::
Piccolo-Jeez, what a bunch of chickens..............::turns to Vegeta::: Hey Vegetable Salad, get out from under there.........
Vegeta-o-o-ok.....
Piccolo-It turns out that your wussy son quit........
Vegeta-HE DID????????? oh god........i'm SO embarrassed..............he is such a dumbass...
Piccolo-::under his breath::like father like son........
Vegeta-I HEARD THAT NAMEK!!!
::Back with Bulma:::
Bulma-ahhh......god, i wonder how Trunks is doing..........i think I'll ask.....PICCOLO??? Hows my son?-over-
Piccolo-Trunks? he quit......
Bulma-HE WHAT???????????????
Piccolo-you heard me......
Bulma-HE QUIT!!!!!!??? aaaaaaaaaarrrrghhh, what kind of KIDS do i raise???????? JEEZ!!!!!!!!! is $7000 so much to ask???????
Piccolo-ok now shut up.........just give 17 a few moments to get to his destination........
Bulma-::sigh:: oooooookay......damn itz really dark in here..........
Piccolo-USE YOUR LIGHT YOU STUPID B'YOTCH!!!! 3rd TIME ALREADY!!!!
Bulma-OK OK OK OK OK DAMMIT!!!!!!-over-
::back with the sexy Android::
17-Hmmmmmmm..........where is that doorway...............?::looks ahead:: THERE IT IS!!!! gee, this isn't so hard......OK PICCOLO i am now past the doorway.-over-
Piccolo-OK then, you are now in the pastries section............take a look around....-over-
17-okie dokie....OH MY GOD!!!!!! ITS ITS ITS A FRIGGIN BODY !!!!
Piccolo-WHAT?????????
17-oh never mind......its a sack hanging from the ceiling......
Piccolo-hehehehe...........sack......
::they both start chuckling:::
17-Wow, those muffins look MAD old.........and look at the cupcakes............DAMN!!!
Piccolo-anything else interesting in there?-over-
17-well there is a purple colored cardboard box over here..............i think I'll open it........
Piccolo-purple box?
17-ok i'm now opening the bo---AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH GOD!!!! AWWWWWWWWW IT STINKS!!!!!!! WUT THE HAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEWWWWWW ITS FILLED WITH DEAD RATS!!!!
Piccolo-OH GOD.......
17-::kicks the box to the other side of the clearing:::OH MAN!!!!! that shit STANK!!!! SAyyyyyy, hows Trunks doing? and Bulma?-over-
Piccolo-Trunks QUIT..........and Bulma is ok as of now.....
17-wow what a wuss...........
Piccolo-I'm saying.....ok 17 i'll talk to Bulma one final time.............then the dares will begin.....a'ight? get your scanner ready.........
17-mm'kay...::takes scanner out and gets it ready:::
::with Bulma:::
Bulma-come on man, how long does it take to say a few sentences to an Android??
Piccolo-Bulma?
Bulma-PICCOLO!!! i mean, um.......hey Piccolo!! ya ready?
Piccolo-yeppers.......ok you remember what yer supposed to do right?
Bulma-uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
Piccolo-OK I CAN TAKE A HINT!!! alright what you're supposed to do is go to ANOTHER room thats branched off the manager's office......
Bulma-you're saying that there's ANOTHER door in here???????? thats scary, anybody coulda snuck in...............
Piccolo-yeh, anyways,in that room, there's a chair in there, its covered with a tarp, PULL that tarp off to reveal whats under......you must COMPLETE the dare......ok good luck Bulma....
Bulma-::gulp:: Okay.........errrrr...yah....
::back with 17::
Piccolo-17,::Mortal Kombat fashion:: IT HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!
17-AIGHT !!!!