F E A R
Gundam Wing Take
DEADEYE
Well, it finally happened, I saw FEAR on MTV. And I can only say one thing about it, I LOVED IT ALL!!! But after seeing my first episode I realized how HORRIBLY inaccurate my other fanfic "FEAR: Deadeye’s Take" was (But I think it is damn funny none the less!). So, as you can logically guess I decided to make a fanfic that was more accurate aka this one. Besides, I haven’t done anything with the G-boyz in it for a bit. So go ahead, sit down, turn off the lights and be illuminated by the light of this scre…OH MY GOD! THERE’S A HORRIBLE GHOSTLY APPARATION BEHIND YOU! Lol, if you looked you are officially now a grade A idiot, I must apologize for that, I could not resist, lol.
Quatre sat on his couch in his large and lavish mansion surrounded by beautiful girls wearing lingerie.
"Well I am certainly glad you could make it to the party! It would’ve been so much less fun without you all!" Quatre said with his arms around a girl at each of his side.
"We wouldn’t be late for YOU Quatre!" All the prosti, er, I mean girls said at once and giggled.
"Well, what are we waiting for?! Let the orgy…er I mean party begin! Waiter! 200 rounds of martini!"
Quatre woke up on the floor of the shack he’d rented to live in cold and hungry.
"Damn you Deadeye!" He said as he got to his feet, then went out and got some water from the stream to boil for his coffee. After making it he sat down on his bench and looked around. He was surrounded by thick foliage in all directions except for a path to town. He sat there, thoroughly depressed, until he finished his coffee. Then he went and got his best shirt and started walking into town to look for a job.
Relena walked in the door dressed in a red satin dress ahead of Heero in a tuxedo.
"Oh I’m so glad we had such a nice night tonight! The theater was glorious and the restaurant was soo romantic!" She said hugging Heero.
"I’m glad you had a nice time tonight, I guess I’ll be going now." Heero said as he turned to leave.
"Wait! Heero…" Relena said, Heero turned and looked at her, and they looked into each other’s eyes and…and…and…KISSED!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Heero screamed as he bolted upright in his bed in a cold sweat. Looking around, he saw his apartment and sighed with relief. It had been a TERRIBLE nightmare.
"Damn nightmares…" Heero said as he wiped the sweat off his forehead, then he noticed a small snoring sound beside him and looked to see a lump in the covers beside him. Nervously, he reached over and threw back the covers.
"Last night was INCREDIBLE! Wanna do it again?" Relena said wearing naught but a smile.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(gasp)AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Heero bolted upright in his bed in a cold sweat gasping for air. He looked around and saw his apartment, and he was sleeping in a SINGLE bed. He wiped the sweat off his forehead.
"Damn double nightmares…" Heero said as he got up and went to make some coffee. Nightmares of THAT magnitude were the only thing which could make him scream. After fixing the coffee he went and got the paper from in front of his apartment door and started flipping through the classifieds.
"let’s see…clerk at Lindenburger…security guard at Malliardo…Janitor at No Need for Surplus Cash IRS branch building…drug dealer…illegal weapons smuggler…Nuclear spy…atomic submarine technician…third world country dictator…Male Escort for Relena Peacecraft (takes out his gun and shoots the slot that ad was in)…professional hitman…soldier guy who launches ICBMs at delicately handled potentially hostile enemy nations beginning a long and tragic colossal war…Ben Stein sound alike, hmm."
Duo sat sleeping peacefully in bed, and then the alarm went off. Without waking up hardly Duo reached over and grabbed his gun then shot the alarm clock several times and went back to sleep. A few minutes later Hilde came up and started poking him.
"Duo… wake up." Hilde said as she continued to poke him in the forehead.
"leemee lone…(snore)…lemme sleep…(snore)…goway…(snore)"
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I’M AWAKE I’M AWAKE!!!!!!!!!!!" Duo said having three simultaneous coronaries.
"About damn time you woke up! You need to go search for a job remember?" Hilde said putting down the air horn, Duo stared at her with a big question mark above his head.
"What? But I thought I worked at the junkyard…and is it just me or does this resemble the beginning to Milliardo’s Profession?"
"Not anymore, some angel winged girl with a tail blew it up yesterday." Hilde said dragging Duo out of bed and down the stairs. (Deadeye slips Nix a fifty)
"Oh (bonk) great (bonk) I (bonk) think (bonk) this is (bonk) another (bonk) one of (bonk) the author’s (bonk) schemes to (bonk) create a (bonk) humorous (bonk) storyline. You can quit dragging me down the stairs Hilde I can walk you know!" Duo said rubbing the back of his head where he’d hit each and every step.
"No way, I let go and you scramble for your life back to bed." Hilde said pushing him into the kitchen.
"Damn, she knows me too well." Duo said under his breath.
Wufei woke up and got out of bed in his apartment at the Milliardo Homecraft apartment complex. After making some tea he went and opened his door and was smothered by hundreds of bills.
"Damn, just when I’m laid off too." Wufei said scowling and dug his way out of the pile. After a few minutes of getting them organized he got a trash bag and started going through them. "Trash," He said as he threw it into the bag, "junk, conveniently missing, jury duty (throws it away), bill, bill, I don’t want a subscription to Playboy magazine, I do want a subscription to Over Obsessed Mobile suit Owner Monthly, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, notice from the Department of Mobile Suits?!" Wufei ripped open the letter from the DMS, it read,
Dear Chang Wufei, we regret to inform you that the yearly smog check has passed and we do not have a record of your mobile suit ‘Nataku’ being checked in, if it is not checked within the month we shall send a crew of big burly muscle builders to soundly beat you to within an inch of your life and confiscate your mobile suit, it shall then be melted down and used as parts for a new line of Sailor Moon accessories.
Sincerely,
The DMS.
"WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
The five Gundam Pilots sat miserably at a table in a breakfast house while Trowa went and paid for their meals seeing as he was the only one who still had a job for reasons beyond my control (Deadeye: Ow! Quit digging that shotgun into my spine! Lindsay: Just keep writing!).
"So what are we gonna do? we are all out of a job, and we all have spent the day looking for a job but have been rejected at every turn! And it’s because we don’t ‘have enough on the job experience’! WE HAVEN’T EVER HAD A REAL JOB!" Duo said, thinking of the stack of unpaid bills he had stuffed under his mattress.
"WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!! THEY’RE GONNA TAKE AWAY NATAKU!" Wufei said pounding his fists on the table.
"Well I’d still be rich if that Deadeye hadn’t blackmailed me, well he didn’t actually blackmail me because you all already knew, but then again the exchange of money for the concealment of information is technically blackmail, but you all knew about it, still it could be considered…"
"Well we better think of something fast, the last job open to me at the moment is a male escort for Relena and the landlord is threatening to evict me if I don’t pay up soon." Heero said surprisingly monotonously, considering the situation. And also interrupting Quatre’s ramblings.
"You were making an attempt at desperate there right?" Duo asked.
"HELL yes." Heero replied.
"…but you guys KNEW about it, so how could that be blackmail? but it is SOOO blackmail! AW forget about the meaning! I’m gonna get my money back! I can take that Deadeye! I’ll just get him in a headlock and then I’ll…"
"Hey, take a look at this!" Duo said pointing to an add in the classifieds of the paper he’d gotten from Heero.
"What is it Duo?" Quatre asked.
"It says here that MTV needs a new cast for their show, FEAR." Duo said showing him the add slot.
"Hmm, isn’t that the show where they take a number of people and put them in a reportedly haunted place?" Wufei asked.
"…and then he’s on the ground all crying and bloody and stuff and he gives me back my money but I just keep pounding him until he gives me all his stuff like his N64 and his camo jacket and…"
"Yah, I think, and at the end you get like seven thousand dollars or something!" Duo said, voice rising in excitement.
"They usually have college kids doing that don’t they?" Trowa said.
"Yeah, but we are Gundam Pilots! What on Earth could scare US?" Duo said confidently.
"BOO!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" Quatre screamed and hid under the table after Wufei shouted behind him.
"Well, except him…" Duo said with anime sweatdrop on his head.
::The following incident shall be played out in script format, why you ask? BECAUSE I WANT IT TO BE!::
::Surreal video clip starts showing scenes from the location::
The common definition for a haunting is a repeated incident of mysterious sounds, sightings and various other inexplicable sensory phenomena. But sometimes a spirit may inhabit something rather than doing it on it’s own. This is what we call Possession.
Psychic: I can feel a weak presence here, but it’s moving away into the other room.
Worker: Machines there used to activate by themselves, it was usually considered a harmless glitch…that is until our equipment started killing people.
Psychic: It feels like it needs something, solid…metal…oh my God…it’s right by the arm!
Hundreds of people were killed here, it is at a research facility for robotics, owned by a young Anaheim Electronics Corp. It is now abandoned…because the equipment backfired in a fatal way.
::Intro sequence goes (If you have the lyrics to it send them and I’ll put them in and give whoever sent it credit)::
Duo Maxwell
Age 15
Colony Cluster L2
Duo: Yeah, me and my buddies are low on cash so we had to take this or live in the street.
Chang Wufei
Age 16
Colony Cluster L5
Wufei: Desperate times call for desperate measures, and staying in a room with Duo for two nights is very desperate
Trowa Barton
Age 16
Colony Cluster L3
Trowa: I need this money for my college tuition, NOT TO BUY ALCHAHOL, DRUGS, or STRIPPERS! We’re clear on that right?
Heero Huy
Age 16
Colony Cluster L1
Heero: Omae O Korosu camera man ::We’ll skip him for now ^_^()::
Quatre Rebarba Winner
Age 15
Colony Cluster L4
Quatre: MOOOOMMMMYY!!!!! ::Er, we’ll skip him too::
Milliardo Peacecraft aka Zechs Marquise
Age 24
Sanc Kingdom
Zechs: I gambled away all the money I earned in Milliardo’s profession!! ::weeps::
Hilde Schbeiker
Age 17
New York, New York
Hilde: Duo said he needed someone to comfort him so, ::Duo comes up and covers her mouth::
Duo: Well I can’t say I’m not nervous, this supernatural stuff kinda freaks me out
Wufei: I do not believe in the paranormal, supernatural, or ghosts in any way whatsoever.
Wufei: ::later footage:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
::Lol, I love it when they do that::
Heero: ::takes out gun and shoots the camera::
::Er, CUT TO THE ARRIVAL!::
THE ARRIVAL
::The G-boyz, Zechs, and Hilde are all lead into the safe room of the research facility which is a small building outside of it which is the living quarters for those that stayed overnight at the facility::
Seven people have been sent to a place they have never been before to determine if it is haunted
::More footage of the arrival::
There is no camera crew…
There is no one else…
They are alone…
::Morer arrival footage::
The people are real…
The place is real…
The FEAR is real.
Night one, 12:00 Midnight
::They are left in the safe room::
Duo: I think we can take the towels off now. ::Takes towel off along with the others::
Zechs: Okay, they said we had to find the computer in here right?
Hilde: Umm, it’s right over there!
Wufei: I don’t take advice from women! I say it’s over there! ::goes to the fridge and starts looking::
Trowa: ::sweatdrop:: Er, right…
::Heero sits down in the chair in front of the computer and turns it on::
Welcome to the Anaheim Electronics Robotic Research and Development Facility. Opened in A.C. 156, this facility was used for the research and development of robotics, specifically mobile suits. Anaheim Electronics, the owners of the facility, was a younger company back then, and did not have many safety procedures. Many were killed in horrible accidents until the problem was brought to light and quickly fixed. However afterwards, the incidents continued in forms they did not anticipate, machinery began to activate on it’s own, lights would blink on and off, electronic equipment would malfunction, and in some extreme cases the equipment has actually killed people. All this was in addition to many strange sounds and sightings. It was closed after thirty years of operation in A.C. 186 because of the costs for continually fixing all the misfunctioning equipment.
Psychic: I sensed a extreme hatred in some room, but indifference in others, but those rooms were rare, I had the feeling of getting some sort of revenge everywhere I went. In one particular case I felt a need for causing harmless mischief.
Ghost Expert: This isn’t your usual haunting, hauntings usually involve a string of paranormal incidents. This was a string of odd fatalities.
In the following two nights, you will conduct an investigation to determine whether this location is haunted or not, afterwards each of you remaining will be compensated with $7,000. Your investigation will be guided by this computer using a series of dares involving six supernatural hotspots, THE FURNACE, THE BLOOD ARM ROOM, THE MESS HALL, THE BASEMENT, THE WELDING ROOM, and THE TESTING CHAMBER. While conducting your investigation you will need to follow three key rules…
YOU ARE READY TO BEGIN…
Beside this computer will be a black sack, inside is a color, have your team members choose from the bag randomly. Feed the colors they get into this computer, the team members from now on will be identified through their colors.
::Heero picks up the bag and takes out a color::
Heero: I got green.
::Duo takes a color::
Duo: I got black.
::Trowa takes a color::
Trowa: I got red.
::Quatre takes a color::
Quatre: I got blue
::Zechs takes a color::
Zechs: I got white.
::They all look at him strangely::
Duo: What did he say?
Hilde: I think he got white.
Trowa: Wanna choose another one Zechs?
Zechs: Yes please ::Puts it back::
::Zechs takes another color::
Zechs: I’m gray.
::Hilde takes a color::
Hilde: I got purple.
::Heero holds it out to where Wufei should be but he’s still over at the fridge::
Heero: WUFEI!
Wufei: What is it?! I’m checking my E-mail!
::They all look at him with an anime sweatdrop on their heads::
Quatre: You need to take a color Wufei, oh and by the way the computer was over here like Hilde said.
Wufei: WHAT?! I LOST TO A WOMAN?! NOOOOO!!!
Duo: ::points at Duo and laughs::
Wufei: ::punches Duo::
Trowa: Take a color already!
::Wufei takes a color::
Wufei: I got…PINK?! NOOO!!!
Duo: ::Laughs again::
Wufei: ::kicks Duo in the face::
Hilde: I’ll trade with you Wufei.
Wufei: Why?
Hilde: Because I’m the only girl here and I guess I might as well go with the usual stereotypical girl color despite the fact I used to be a soldier and whooped on Duo the first time we met.
Wufei:…oh…thanks! ::takes new color::
Duo: Psh, yeah right Hilde.
Hilde: Well it’s true!
Duo: ::Slips Hilde a twenty::
Hilde: ::Stashes it:: Oh wait…my mistake he did beat me.
Dare 1.
Red will accompany Purple to the WEST HALLWAY, from there, Purple will proceed to the WELDING ROOM where they will wait in complete radio silence for twenty minutes, before leaving, Purple must locate a piece of paper at the far end of the room before leaving and report any findings when they get back to the saferoom. Red will act as safety for this dare. Green will act as navigator.
Trowa: ::putting camera equipment on:: Guess it’s you and me Wufei…Wufei?
Wufei: I change my mind Hilde I like pink! Please give it back!
Hilde: Too late…
Wufei: ARRRGH!
Kobra: What did I say about ARRRGH?!
::Deadeye appears::
Deadeye: This is my fanfic Kobra! Get out of here!
Kobra: Oh yeah, hehe. ::Disappears, shortly after Deadeye does too::
Duo: ::blinking:: …what the hell was that about?
Night one, 1:15 AM
Heero: Trowa, Wufei, I’ve got the map right in front of me. Head down the hall, at the end should be a spiral staircase leading down, head down until you get to a door marked ‘CONSTRUCTION’ and go in.
Wufei: Hilde, PLEASE reconsider! This camera equipment would look pretty sexy on you anyway!
Duo: ::over radio:: Hey quit hitting on my girlfriend!
Heero: Quiet all of you…you there yet Trowa?
Wufei: I wasn’t hitting on her Duo I was trying to get her to do this dare instead of me!
Duo: Yeah I am the only one that can tell her she looks sexy in anything!
Wufei: Geeze, you are way too sensitive!
Duo: Look who’s talking Mr. ‘Panic at a small scratch in Nataku’!
Heero: ::loads a gun::
Wufei and Duo: ::shuts up quick::
Trowa: Nope, we’re still going down the hallway from the front door, it is REALLY dark in here. Wait a second, I see them like ten yards ahead of us!
Heero: Good, keep going.
Trowa: Alright, we’re heading down it. Floor one, TESTING, floor two, DEVELOPING, floor three, WAREHOUSE, aha, floor four, CONSTUCTION. ::opens the door:: Where to now?
Heero: You are now standing in the North Hall of the Construction floor, where the most horrible incidents occurred as a result of the equipment used.
Wufei: ::sarcastically:: That’s really encouraging Heero.
Heero: Shutup Wufei. Trowa, go down until you get to a dead end, there should be two other hallways to the left and right of you.
Trowa: ::starts walking down the hallway:: Yeah and then what?
Heero: Then you just sit tight, Wufei will continue from there alone.
Wufei: Aw man…::Looks at the ceiling:: Whoa, this is freaky…
Trowa: What is it Wufei?…whoa…that is freaky…
Heero: What is it?
Wufei: It’s a little hanging Gundam model.
Duo: Which one?
Wufei: Death Scythe.
Duo: Funny, I brought, a Death Scythe model with me and I looked in the bag when we got here and it was gone.
Hilde: Not a good sign Duo…
Duo: ::sweatdrop:: Guess not…hey Hilde did you know that you look very sexy in that outfit?
Hilde: Really? Thanks!
Duo: See Wufei!?
Wufei: I WASN’T HITTING ON HER!
Heero: ::shoots gun out the window::
Wufei and Duo: ::shut up quick again::
Trowa: okay we’re at the end, all yours Wufei. ::smirks::
Wufei: Bite me.
Heero: Wufei, head down the left hallway until you get to some large metal doors with black and yellow stripe pattern strip down the middle.
Wufei: ::Walks down the hallway looking around with light:: Where is it? Hey Trowa! You still back there!
Trowa: I’m right here Wufei!
Duo: Aw, is widdle wufy getting ascared?
Wufei: Shut UP Duo! Oh wait, there it is! How do I open this thing, these doors are huge!
Heero: there should be a crowbar lying around somewhere near you, look around.
Wufei: Okay ::looks around with light:: Found it!
Heero: Now wedge one end into the slot be…
Wufei: I know how to use a crowbar dumbass. ::opens the door::
Heero: Just for that I’m gonna TP Nataku when we get out of here.
Wufei: YOU WOULDN’T DARE!…er, now what do I do? I’m standing on a platform overlooking some large welding equipment.
Heero: You are standing in a room where an early fatality occurred, the large robot welding arm on the left ::Wufei puts his flashlight beam on it:: was activated after a worker put a piece of metal in position to be welded. Unexpectedly, the arm malfunctioned despite a repair the day before and burned the worker to death, after that, several other accidents occurred here over three years before a new, safe welding room was constructed and this one was sealed off.
Wufei: ::sarcastically:: Again, very encouraging.
Heero: Shutup and listen Wufei, look to your right, there should be some stairs leading down to the welding pit, cross it to the far side where there is a table with the piece of paper on it and a chair, you will sit and wait for twenty in minutes in total radio silence. It’s also advised you stay away from the welding arms as they may activate on their own and kill you as they’ve been reported to do on several occasions.
Wufei: ::gulp:: okay, ::starts walking:: Damn, those arms are BIG. Okay I see the table, and the chair. ::looks up again:: I really hope I am not pissing off anything here right now because I am like RIGHT UNDER the arms.
Heero: Just run through them Wufei.
Wufei: It’s ok, I’m not scared, I don’t believe in this stuff and I am a gundam pilot anyway.
::Door slams shut at other end of the room::
Wufei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! ::bolts for the chair:: Okay…::pant::…I made it…::pant::…let’s get this shit over with.
Heero: Right, the 20 minutes will begin now. ::turns off radio::
::Back in the safe room::
Duo: hey, where was Quatre and Zechs when all this was happening?
::toilet flushes::
Zechs: Ah, that’s better.
::Quatre comes out of the kitchen::
Quatre: I baked a cake!
All: Yay!
1:35 AM ; Wufei PURPLE; STATUS: 15 minutes remaining.
Wufei: …this is pretty easy…I can do this no sweat…I don’t know what they are all scared about. I wonder what that piece of paper says. ::picks up envelope and reads what’s on the front of the envelope::
Dear Purple,
Wufei: Hmm, interesting, wonder what it is? Oh well…::checks watch:: 12 minutes to go…
1:40 AM ; Trowa RED
Trowa: Damn it is dark in here…wonder how Wufei’s doing…::Hears a banging behind him:: What was that?! ::Puts flashlight beam down to the entrance of the South Hall, the door is closed when it was originally opened::…Whoa…::Gust::…Oh shit, ::to the camera like it is listening:: a gust of cold air just went right past me, I could freaking see my breath for two breaths and now I can’t anymore. Heero?
Heero: ::over radio (only Wufei had to be in radio silence, not the safety):: Yeah?
Trowa: There is some paranormal shit going on down in here. The door just closed itself behind me…::shines flashlight up to where the Death Scythe model was::…and that little model is gone too.
Worker: Sometimes less lethal, harmless stuff would happen, like someone’s coffee mug or something disappearing then reappearing in a strange place, and then appearing back in it’s proper place!
Historian: There used to be an employee here that, every April 1st, would take people’s stuff and put it in odd places.
Ghost Expert: There is a special type of ghost called a poltergeist that usually causes mischief by making things move by themselves or taking stuff and putting it somewhere.
1:47 AM ; Wufei ; STATUS: 3 minutes remaining
Wufei: C’mon, hurry up…this is boring…and I’m talking to myself…not a good sign…::Door is heard opening::…Trowa? Times not up yet! ::Checks watch:: I still got 2 minutes left! ::Door is heard closing:: Geeze, did he get scared or something? ::Loud banging noise on a wall at the other side of the room:: Holy crap what was that?! ::Banging gets louder:: WHO’S THERE?! ::Banging gets closer::
Heero: ::radio (mouthfull of cake):: Wufei, the twenty minutes are up! Grab the paper and GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!
Wufei: THERE’S SOMETHING IN HERE WITH ME! ::Grabs the paper and runs like his ass is on fire, suddenly the arms starts up and one swings in behind him:: OH SHIT! ::It sparks and lights the seat of his pants on fire::
1:50 AM ; Trowa
Trowa: What was that yelling? Wufei! You alright!
Wufei: ::Running down West Hall at Trowa while his ass really IS on fire:: PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT! PUTMEOUT!
Trowa: Quick Wufei stop drop and roll!
::Wufei stops, drops, and rolls through a door and down a flight of stairs::
Wufei: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk ::AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::bonk:: AAAA ::thud:: Ow!
Trowa: ::looking down flight of stairs:: Er, no need to thank me!
Wufei: ::At bottom of stairs:: Oh don’t worry, I DEFENITELY won’t be doing that!
Night One 2:05 AM ; STATUS: Dare Completed
::Trowa walks in with a bruised and battered Wufei behind him::
Duo: Damn Wufei! What happened!?
Trowa: He caught fire and accidentally rolled down a flight of stairs.
Duo: ::Falls down laughing:: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Wufei: ::Kicks Trowa::
Trowa: ::sniffs:: Hmm, I smell cooking in here.
Zechs: ::hides the chocolate cake dirtied paper plates:: Funny, no one was cooking.
Heero: Okay whatever, lets get to the second dare.
Dare 2.
Gray and Green will travel to the BLOOD ARM ROOM where he will use Ouija Board in the safe, which will be unlocked by the code on the paper Purple has recovered, and ask if the spirits inhabiting that room are hostile, the outcome of this dare will determine what the next dare is. Blue will act as navigator. Goodluck.
Hilde: Oh GOD I hate Ouije boards, if I have to use it I’m outta here!
Duo: What? Do you think it’s evil?
Hilde: I don’t know one way or the other, I JUST DON’T WANNA MESS WIT DA SPIRITUAL SHIT!
::Note: These are my views on the ouije Board::
Heero: ::Gets the equipment off Trowa:: Here Zechs ::Hands it to him::
Zechs: I don’t care what I have to do, I AM GETTING THAT MULA! ::Puts camera equipment on::
Heero: ::Putting equipment on:: So we don’t get a safety huh?
Trowa: Doesn’t say so here. Quatre! You’re navigator this dare!
Quatre: Hold on the cookies are almost done!
Night One 2:30 AM
Quatre: ::munching on a cookie:: Okay so where are the maps?
Heero: Ever thought to try clicking on the button marked ‘Maps’?
Quatre: ::sweatdrop:: Oh…nifty! ::clicks:: Okay, where are you now?
Zechs: ::looks around:: We’re right at the front door.
Quatre: Okay then, go to the staircase and head down to the TESTING floor. Go in and head down a flight of stairs that should be at your right when you enter and then take a hallway down to your left, continue on until you see a chain link wall surrounding a robotic arm with danger signs on it.
Zechs: We actually have to go IN there?
Quatre: Dunno, it says here to wait for further instructions.
Duo: Hey! My Death Scythe Model is back!…But where is my dirty magazines?
Hilde: What?! I thought you weren’t gonna bring those!
Duo: Um, yeah, that’s why they’re à NOTß there, yeah, that’s it!
Hilde: ::rolls eyes::
2:45 AM ; Heero GREEN Zechs GREY
Heero: ::walks down stairs and looks to his left:: I see the arm at the end of the hall.
Quatre: ::struggling:: DUO! LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE SOME COOKIES!
Heero: Er, Quatre?
Quatre: What? Oh, yeah, the dare ::clears throat:: Okay, are you at the door inside the room?
Zechs: Yeah.
Quatre: Go in, it says here to stay far away from the arm.
Heero: Alright ::goes in like it’s nothing creepy at all::
Zechs: Man, I am not going in there!
Heero: C’mon Zechs, you’re a grown MAN. Whilst I could do this and I’m only sixteen!
Zechs: Yeah?! What am I afraid of? ::starts strutting in when a loud bang sounds right beside him:: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! ::Jumps in Heero’s arms::
Heero: ::Sweatdrop:: Um, Zechs?
Zechs: ::Sweatdrop:: Er, sorry. ::gets down::
Quatre: You are now standing in the same room with an arm that caused the most horrible atrocity in the history of the facility. This arm was designed to lift 10 tons with no sweat, and was intended for use in heavy construction. However, after it was built workers reported some strange light going into the arm, and when it was tested a glitch was found. When a technician went into the room to fix the bug, the arm grabbed him and squeezed him in half with no explanation what so ever, further more the arm was off when it happened. Another worker was sent in and was also killed, only when they got a mobile suit to it were they able to approach it safely.
Heero: ::looks at the arm with admiration:: Daayuum.
Zechs: ::sweatdrop:: …you’re weird…
Quatre: It was moved to the chainlink room you are in right now and was never used or approached again. Now you will use the Ouije Board to determine if the spirit that inhabits the arm or this room is hostile or not. Conduct the experiment at the far end of the room, far beyond the reach of the SHHHHHHSSSSKKACLESSSHSSHSHSHS ::Radio goes dead::
Zechs: Shit…Quatre? QUATRE! ::Looks around nervously::
Heero: Hang on, I’m gonna try something. ::walks out of the Blood arm room and talks into radio:: Quatre? Can you hear me?
Quatre: ::through static:: Yeah…..He……happened?
Heero: Well, some thing made the radios go out.
Quatre: ::still through static:: Ma…heari……it……on th….adio…
Heero: I didn’t copy that Quatre. ::Moves farther from the room:: Say again?
Quatre: ::clearer: I said I am hearing weird shit on the radio besides static. I’M SCARED! HOLD ME TROWA!
Trowa: ::backs away:: …
Heero: ::sweatdrop:: Riight…I think I’ll have to go out of radio contact for a while, some electrical disturbance or something.
Quatre: Hold on, I am not through reading ,ahem, you can to this day still see the blood on the claws of the arm.
Heero: Hey Zechs! Check out the claws of the arm!
Zechs: ::puts flashlight on them:: …eeeeww…
Quatre: You need to ask certain questions too.
Heero: Like what? ::Listens:: …yeup…okay…gotcha…right…okay, be back soon. ::turns off radio::
2:55 AM
Duo: Damn what is taking them so long? ::starts pacing::
Quatre: I’m just glad I didn’t have to go to that room. ::leans back in chair and reaches for a cookie from the tray:: …huh? Where’d they go?
Duo: ::mouthfull:: I dint see nuffing…
Wufei: Shouldn’t you have the radio on Quatre?
Quatre: No way man! That was some really weird shit I was hearing through there when we lost contact with them.
Wufei: You panze, I’ll listen then.
Quatre: Your call ::gets up and then Wufei sits down and turns on the radio::
Radio: ooh, damn…that is nasty!… ::page flip:: …ooh, Veronica!
Duo: ::pissed:: Hey! You stole my magazine!
Radio: Uh, NO I DIDN’T! IDIDN’TGOANYTHINGYOUNEVERSAWMEDOANYTHINGYOUCAN’TPROVEANYTHING! ::runs, Duo’s magazine falls from the rafters of the safe room.
Duo: Thanks!
Radio: ::footsteps running back:: You’re welcome! ::runs away::
Wufei: whoo boy ::turns radio off::
Quatre: Told ya. ::anime style rasberry::
2:56 AM ; Heero Zechs
Zechs: ::sits down:: Okay what the hell do we do?
Heero: First we gotta get the pointer ::puts pointer on board:: put your hand on it. ::Zechs does, Heero puts his hands on the other side::
Heero: If there is a spirit in here, please make yourself known by answering our question, are you hostile towards us? ::Pointer starts to move::
Zechs: Hey, it’s going towards No! ::pointer stops on it:: Whew ::wipes sweat off forehead::
Heero: That’s good, if another one of us were to come here alone would you let harm befall them? ::Pointer moves to center then back to No::
Historian: After the blood arm incident a certain man claimed that even in the afterlife he would try his hardest to keep the blood arm from claiming another victim, after he died, no incidents involving it were reported afterwards.
Psychic: ::walking in BLOOD ARM ROOM:: Now this is really surprising, I expected to feel very uncomfortable in this room, a matter of fact I was seriously considering not coming in here at all. But now I feel very comfortable in here, like someone is protecting me.
Heero: Thankyou kind spirit, we have one question left. First, would you protect the person coming next from any hostile spirits that may enter this room? ::Pointer goes to Yes::
Zechs: ::hastily:: And would you protect us on the way back?
Heero: ::nudges him::
Zechs: Ow… ::Pointer goes to no:: …damn. Hey it’s spelling something!
Heero: the…kid…maybe…but…you…are…too…cowardly…to…
Zechs: ::picks up board:: Lets go!
Heero: Wait he didn’t finish!
Zechs: It was nothing important lets go! ::smacked in the back of the head by some unknown force:: Ow! … what the hell was that? Let’s go NOW!
Heero: Alright alright ::follows him out then gets out his radio and turns it on:: Quatre? Quatre…you there?
Wufei: ::Radio:: No, but I am, he got creeped out by some strange noises we were hearing on the radio.
Heero: Figures, we’re heading back now, seems we’re in luck, a guardian angel or something close to it seems to be in there.
Wufei: Finally some good news. We only got one more dare tonight.
Heero: More good news.
Zechs: ::running:: Quit talking and lets go!
Heero: ::chuckles:: We’ll be there in a sec, Zechs scared half to death.
Wufei: Damn, a grown man too.
Zechs: ::from other end of hallway:: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!
3:04 AM ; STATUS: Dare Completed
Heero: ::Sits back down in computer chair:: What’s next then? ::clicks::
Congratulations, you have completed dare 2, now you just answer some questions so that the next dare may be determined.
Dare 3.
Blue will proceed to the BLOOD ARM ROOM with a special EMF reader which can be found in the cabinet. Pink will proceed to THE FURNACE with another EMF reader, once both team members are at their destinations, they will turn on their readers and sit in radio silence for 15 minutes. Black will act as safety and will stand position at the spiral staircase leading down to the facility. Red will act as navigator, when the away team has returned they will report their findings.
Quatre: Hmm, so who’s blue? ::stared at by everyone:: What?
Zechs: You are Quatre.
Quatre: … ::faints::
3:15 AM ; Quatre BLUE Hilde PINK Duo BLACK
Quatre: I don’t wanna do this! Please! ::starts sobbing uncontrollably::
Duo: Look, Quatre I am going to be a ten second trip away from you, besides, you heard what Heero and Zechs said, there’s a guardian angel like spirit in there.
Hilde: ::putting camera equipment on:: Now where are those reader things?
Heero: ::motions toward the cabinet::
Duo: Just put the equipment on Quatre!
Quatre: Seriously! I don’t wanna go out there!
Duo: WE ALL DON’T WANNA SERIOUSLY GO OUT THERE SO JUST GET THE CAMERA EQUIPMENT FREAKING ON!
Quatre: I’d like to see you make me!
Heero: ::cocks hammer on his gun::
Quatre: ::gets the camera equipment on::
Duo: Besides this stuff is cool! ::pokes Wufei with the camera looking at Duo’s face::
Wufei: ::poke:: Quit it! ::poke:: I’m warning you! ::poke:: KNOCK IT OFF! ::poke::
Heero: BOTH OF YOU SHUTUP!
::They all look at Heero::
Duo: Heero…you…you changed the tone of your voice!
Heero: ::surprised:: I DID didn’t I?
Quatre: ::running for door:: That means he’s even more pissed off than usual!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
3: 20 AM
Duo: Okay Trowa we’re at the staircase, shall I send them both in at the same time or one first then the other.
Trowa: Better do it one first then the other.
Duo: Right, Hilde, you go first.
Hilde: Okay then! ::goes down stairs:: Trowa, which floor should I go into?
Trowa: lemme check ::checks:: Okay, you should go to the bottom floor labeled BASEMENT.
Hilde: Wait a second wasn’t that one of the supernatural hotspots the computer talked about?
Trowa: I guess, but the furnace is a particularly active place in the hotspot.
Hilde: ::sweatdrop:: Oh great. ::goes to bottom and gets in:: Okay, where to now?
Trowa: Go straight until you find a door labeled ‘Furnace’ that should be to your right.
Hilde: Okay…::starts walking but then hears a loud scream:: AAAAAHH!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Trowa: Just keep going Hilde, they won’t hurt you, they can’t hurt you!
Hilde: No it came from above me!
::back at the spiral stair case top::
Quatre: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!!! A COCKROACH! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!
::back down::
Trowa: It’s okay Hilde just keep going!
Hilde: Oh sure you can talk way up there all comfy in the safe house!
Trowa: ::sipping martini and getting a tan:: What? I didn’t hear that last one.
Hilde: Nevermind… ::keeps walking until she sees the door:: ..okay I am going in, now what?
Trowa: You are standing in the room where the most fatalities in one incident occurred in this facilities history. After the furnace went out team of five workers was sent down to fix it, when they entered the room the door closed and locked itself behind them and screaming was heard from the other side of the door. Once they got another team down there to see what was happening they discovered the first team scalded to death even though there were no ruptures what what so ever on the furnace.
Hilde: Aw f(bleep) I am not going in there!
Duo: ::over radio:: C’mon Hilde, I’m right here, there’s no need to worry.
Hilde: ::under her breath, sarcastically:: Oh I feel better now… -.-() ::gets in and sits down in a chair::
Trowa: Okay, send Quatre down.
Quatre: TROWA! GET ME OUT OF THIS!
Duo: CALM DOWN QUATRE!
Quatre: …okay…nothing is gonna happen…I’ll be alright… ::starts going down stairs::
Trowa: Ok Quatre, you should know the directions so I don’t have to tell you much.
Quatre: No! Trowa! I need someone to talk to or I am gonna freak out or go insane or something!
Trowa: Okay okay, just remember, once you get into the room you should be safe according to Zechs and Heero.
Quatre: Damn your voice sounds sexy…
Trowa: ::sweatdrop:: Er…
Quatre: THERE IT IS! ::bolts for the room and shuts himself in:: Okay…::pant::…I made it…::pant::…who da man?…::pant:: ::looks up at Blood Arm:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Trowa: Okay are you both ready?
Hilde: I guess ::gets reader ready::
Quatre: MOOOOMMMMYY!!!!
Trowa: I’ll take that as yes, be sure to read everywhere in the room, starting now! ::Radio goes dead::
3: 30 AM ; Hilde PINK ; STATUS: 13 minutes remaining
Hilde: ::clicks reader on:: Okay, let’s see… ::starts walking around the room, hardly anything is showing on the meter:: Isn’t this supposed to be the most active paranormal hotspot? ::reader jumps to 2.3:: Oh…is that bad…please let that not be bad… ::reader jumps to 4.6 as she gets closer to the furnace:: …shit…this is screwed up… ::reader jumps to 7.9 and a gust of cold air goes by her:: …AAAAH! FREAK! SHIT!!… and twelve more minutes of this!… ::goes and sits back down in chair as the reader goes back to 0:: …Oh thank God…it left…
3: 40 AM ; Quatre BLUE ; STATUS: 3 minutes remaining
Quatre: ::curled up in fetal position in the corner of the room with the reader on:: … couldn’t we just skip this last 3 minutes writer?
3: 43 AM ; Hilde
Trowa: Okay you two the times up, get back here!
Hilde: THANKYOU! ::turns off reader and starts running but hears footsteps behind her:: What? SOMETHING’S CHASING ME! ::Something pushes her making her fall down:: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Duo: Hilde! What happened? …::no response:: Oh shit, guys, I am going down to get her! ::goes down stairs seconds later Quatre comes up::
Quatre: Oh man! I did it! I am the king of the world! …Duo…AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! THE CLOWNS GOT HIM!!!
Trowa: ::falls down laughing::
::Back in the basement::
Duo: ::runs in:: Hilde! You there?!
Hilde: ::from across room:: Duo! My camera lights and radio went out and I couldn’t find my way out and there is something in here! ::starts running towards Duo’s light::
Duo: Oh my God…SOMETHING’S BEHIND YOU! RUN!
Hilde: WHAT?! ::Looks behind her to see some sort of weird atmospheric disturbance:: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! ::Runs out the door and Duo shuts it behind her, there is a loud bang on the other side of the door::
Mysterious Spirit thing: Ow! My head! ::starts rubbing head::
Duo: Sorry about that!
M.S.T.: Yeah and screw you too! ::walks away::
::Safe room::
Quatre: I am telling you the clowns got him!
Wufei: Quatre, he just went down to see if Hilde was alright! And there he is now…
Quatre: No! Don’t be fooled! They took him and they made a clone of him to wreak havoc on earth! ::grabs blunt object:: DIE CLOWN REPLICANT!!!
::Wufei and Zechs tackle Quatre::
Quatre: HE’S A CLOWN I AM TELLING YOU! HE’LL KILL US ALL! ::Zechs takes out a syringe:: NO NOT THE SEDATIVES! ::poke:: OW! THAT HURT YOU REALIZE you’ve doomed us all what the hell were you thinking the earth is gonna crumble now cus the clowns are here and not one nation is gonna stand a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Duo: ::sweatdrop:: Um, I’m not gonna even ask.
All: Good!
::Heero goes to the computer and clicks the mouse::
Congratulations, you have completed all of your dares for the first night, you are now free to sleep, eat, hang out, or whatever you want for the day.
Duo: Yeah, or whatever ::looks at Hilde::
Hilde: No.
Duo: Aw C’mon!
Hilde: No, you know how I get!
Duo: I don’t mind.
Hilde: But we don’t have any…
Duo: ::interrupting:: I bought some.
Hilde: ::rolling eyes:: Alright.
::minutes later::
Hilde: YES! YES!
Wufei: This won’t end well…
Hilde: ROYAL FLUSH! I WIN AGAIN! PAY UP LOSER! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Duo: ::throwing cards on the table and getting wallet out:: Dammit, I never should’ve bought this playing card deck!
END NIGHT ONE…