F E A R
Gundam Wing Take
DEADEYE
Night Two: Midnight
Duo: Heheheh, this’ll be great.
Heero: ZZZZZZZZ
Wufei: ZZZZZZZZ
Zechs: ZZZZZZZZ
Quatre: ZZZZZZZZ
Hilde: ZZZZZZZZ
Trowa: ZZZZZZZZ
::Ya know, I just realized that all of the gundam pilots except Duo and Quatre have five lettter names, go figure::
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!
Wufei: ::moving around on floor because of the vibrations:: D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-!-!-!-!-!
Quatre: AGH IT’S AN EARTHQUAKE! SOMEBODY RESCUE TROWA!!!!
Trowa: Um, I’m right here.
Quatre: OH THANK GOD! ::hugs him::
Trowa: o_o()
Hilde: I don’t mind getting up because I can marvel at the money I won off of Duo last night!!!
Duo: ::Slips Hilde a twenty::
Hilde: I mean the money that generated in my hands randomly and… ::rubs fingers together::
Duo: -.-() ::gives her another twenty::
Hilde: ::stashes it:: …and has nothing to do with the fact that Duo really sucks at poker!
Heero: ::still asleep:: No…Relena…let me go…give me back my shirt…why are you looking at me that way…no…no don’t! STAY AWAY!
Zechs: ::shakes Heero awake::
Heero: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
::Everybody stares at Heero::
Heero:…um…I mean…Omae O Korosu Zechs!
Zechs: -.- whatever…
Heero: ::noticing everyone is looking at Duo with that "killing you would be too good" look:: Okay what the hell did Duo do this time?
Duo: ::throwing mallet out window:: Nothing! ^_^()
Heero: -.- forget I asked ::goes over to computer::
Dare 4.
Purple accompany Black to the MAIN HALLWAY, from there Black will proceed to the MESS HALL. After arriving at the MESS HALL, they will await further instructions. Pink will act as navigator.
Wufei: Aw man, I’ve got to go with Duo…L L L L L L
Duo: ::laughs::
Wufei: ::socks Duo in the jaw::
Duo: ::putting jaw back in place:: Where’s the camera equipment?
Heero: ::Hands them the camera equipment::
Wufei: Um, I can’t go out, my toe broke ::falls down::
Heero: Get up…
Wufei: But my toe br…
Heero: ::loads gun::
Wufei: ::gets up and puts camera equipment on::
Zechs: ::Rolls eyes:: What a panze.
Wufei: FINE WHY DON’T YOU GO WITH DUO?!
Zechs: Um, I can’t…I, er…have to go help Quatre with the baking!
Quatre: But I’m not baking anyth…
Zechs: ::pushing Quatre into the kitchen:: wellIguesswe’llseeyabye!
Duo: Oookay then, I’ll be back Hilde!
Hilde: Bye!
Duo: How about a good luck kiss?
Hilde:…no.
Duo: damn.
Wufei: ::dragging Duo by his feet:: C’mon lets get this shit over with!
Heero: Hmm, strange how he suddenly went to a horizontal position from a vertical position without any action bubble saying it.
::Wufei grabs Duo by the ankles and makes him fall down::
Trowa: Where’ve you been?
::I got stuck in traffic ^_^()::
12:05 AM; Duo BLACK Wufei PURPLE
Wufei: Okay, I know where the main hall is, c’mon ::walks off with Duo behind him, they’re both there within minutes:: Okay, get out of here Duo!
Duo: Sheesh, real nice, where do I go sexy?
Quatre: ::blushing:: Thanks Duo…
Duo: ACK! Where’d Hilde go?
Quatre: She sneezed and accidentally bumped her head on the desk, she’s getting an ice pack.
Duo: Right…so where do I go?
Quatre: How should I know?
Duo: THE BUTTON THAT SAYS ‘MAPS’ QUATRE!!! HEERO TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE!!!
Quatre: Oh yeah…heheheh… ::clicks:: There should be a door to the right of the staircase.
Duo: okay, I’m off ::starts walking down hallway::
Wufei: Nice job lover boy!
Duo: Yeah yeah screw you too. ::goes in door:: Now what? Gah, I can’t believe I called you sexy ::shudders::
Hilde: WHAT?!
Duo: ACK! Um…hi Hilde…I can explain…^_^()
Hilde: -.-() Later, okay you went in the door right?
Duo: Yeah.
Hilde: Now there should be a hallway in front of you, at the end is a door labeled MESS HALL, go in.
Duo: ::Walks down hallway and goes through door:: Now what?
Hilde: A few years before the facility closed, lights began to flicker on and off in the room accompanied by strange sounds and every once in a while an odd sighting, they say that the spirit of a worker that was murdered in that very room is the cause for the events.
Duo: greeeeaaat… ::looks around cautiously::
Hilde: There should be a table in the middle of the room, on it is an envelope, under radio silence, open the envelope and read what is on the paper in it.
Duo: Whoo boy, wish I’d gotten that good luck kiss.
Hilde: You hadn’t brushed yet and I know you’ve got rancid morning breath.
Duo: ::covers mouth:: oh…^_^()
Hilde: Seeya in a sec! ::turns off radio::
Duo: Great, alone in a haunted room and I have to read something probably insulting and suffer the consequences…overall this is turning out to be a good night! ::walks over to table and opens envelope::
"Dear passed spirit
I must insure you that I mean no harm to you, and I don’t intend to go taking over your territory. But I must read this paper, out loud (gulp) SO JUST GET YOUR PROTOPLASMIC ASS OUT HERE AND SHOW YOURSELF SO THAT I CAN BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AND IF YOU’RE A FORMER INMATE FEEL FREE TO RAPE ME!!!"
Duo:…WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING!!! ::shakes head:: Okay Duo, you read the paper, dare’s over now get the hell outta here! ::starts running towards door but it closes and locks itself:: …oh shit…
12:45 AM; Wufei
Wufei: ::listening to CD player he smuggled in:: I…see you floating by me…I see your beautiful face and it’s pointed straight up toward the smog…I know, I know you feel me beaming…can you sense my burning X-ray vision as you roll…on…by…now, you must be gravitating…to the vibe I’m generating…or maybe not…yeeeeeeeeet……I…have known you forever…you pushed the reset button on the counter of my heart…but youuuu laugh, at my advances…but still I gotta chances…as I watch your duuuuust…
Hilde: Wufei?
Wufei: ::turns CD player off:: Yeah?
Hilde: Is Duo alright, he’s taking too long!
Wufei: ::looks down door he went through down the the hallway::
Duo: ::from inside room:: NOOOO!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!! AAAAAAAHHH!!!! GET BACK!!!! I’M WARNING YOU! ACK! NOT THAT!!! OOWW!!!
Wufei: ::smirks:: Looks fine to me ::walks back and puts in another CD::
Hilde: That’s a relief.
Wufei: ::pusshes play button:: …I’m not the one who’s so far away when I feel the snake bite enter by braaaaaiiiiaaaaaiiin I don’t think I wanna be here again and I don’t remember why I came…
1:00 AM; STATUS: dare completed
Wufei: ::walks in dragging Duo, who looks beaten up:: All of you thought about getting revenge I GOT IT FIRST!
Hilde: Duo! ::runs over to him:: You okay?
Duo: Ooooooooh, the stars…………….. ::falls over::
Hilde: Wufei! What’d you do?!
Wufei: I simply let someone else do the work for me ::smirks::
Hilde: That was mean!
Wufei: All who would’ve done the same thing say aye.
All(except Hilde and Duo): AYE!
Heero: Alright then, next dare…
Dare 5.
Red will proceed to the BASEMENT, there, they will find a bag with a pair of night vision goggles in them. They will wait there for fifteen minutes of radio silence and examine the room using the night vision goggles. They will report their findings upon return to the safe room. Grey will act as navigator.
Trowa: Wufei, hand me that camera vest.
Wufei: ::gives him the camera vest::
Wufei: Zechs! You’re up for navigator!
Zechs: But the cupcakes are almost done!
Quatre: I’ll take care of them.
Zechs: -.- Dammit, I have to go out there with Duo again…
Wufei: He’s unconscious.
Zechs: Really?! ALRIGHT! ::Comes jumping out of the kitchen:: Let’s get started…
1:10 AM; Trowa RED
Trowa: Okay, I’m at the staircase down, which floor again?
Zechs: Just keep going down until you see a door marked BASEMENT, it should be at the very bottom.
Trowa: Big surprise ::starts walking down:: I’m in.
Zechs: Good, look around for the bag, it should be a brown duffel bag.
Trowa: ::looking around:: ………there it is! ::walks over to it and takes out night vision goggles:: I’m ready!
Zechs: Okay, good luck to y’all! ::turns off radio::
Trowa: ::looking through night vision goggles:: Hmm, interesting… ::looks over at THE FURNACE and sees a body hanging upside down in front of the door:: HOLY SHIT!!! ::looks without the goggles and it’s not there, looks through goggles again and it’s not there:: …oh crap…
1:15 AM; STATUS: 10 minutes remaining
Quatre: I hope Trowa’s alright.
Wufei: ::rolling eyes:: Big surprise, are you gay or something?
Quatre: ::wearing short shorts and a light blue tanktop with the bottom tucked into the top:: No, why?
Wufei: -.- Forget it.
Hilde: Quatre! Those are mine!
1:20 AM; Trowa; STATUS: 5 minutes remaining
Trowa: ::looking around excitedly thorugh goggles:: Aw man…this is getting even more fre… ::goes white as he sees a dead cat hanging from the ceiling:: …AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! THAT’S IT! ::puts goggles away:: I am not freakin looking through those things anymore!
1:25 AM; STATUS: Dare completed
Zechs: Okay Trowa, times up, get back here.
Trowa: SWEET! ::jumps up and starts running:: …… ::step…step…step:: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! ::looks behind him and sees nothing:: I’m getting the hell outta here NOW! ::starts running like no tommorrow, ignoring the creepy footsteps behind him::
::minutes later::
Trowa: ::running towards safehouse like a madman:: OPEN THE DOOR OPEN THE DOOR OPEN THE DOOR!!! ::Hilde opens the door and Trowa dashes in, Hilde closes the door::
Mysterious Spirit Thing: ::trying to stop before he hits the door:: AW SHIT NOT AGAIN!!! ::BAM!::
Duo: That you again?
M.S.T.: ::rubbing head:: Ow…hey…wazzup?
Duo: Nothin’, could you please quit chasing people? It’s creeping us out.
M.S.T.: ::innocently:: But I was just playing tag!
Duo: Well we’ll be leaving soon.
M.S.T.: Oh…Okay bye! ::walks off::
::Everyone looks at Duo who’s smiling at them like they now owe him something::
Heero: -.-() Alright, Duo, that’s ten years off your torture box sentence.
Duo: WOOHOO!
Final Dare
This is a group dare, in the top right droor in the desk is a small box, in it is an envelope and a bag of straws. Take both the envelope and bag and proceed to the TESTING CHAMBER, once there, read the paper in the envelope for further instructions.
Zechs: ::shrugging:: Hmm, guess I don’t have any problem with that, safety in numbers. ::puts camera equipment on::
Quatre: But the cupcakes just finished baking!
Duo: CUPCAKE BREAK!
1:40 AM
Wufei: ::wiping chocolate frosting off his mouth:: Alright, let’s get this shit over with!
Heero: You know Wufei, you’ve said that about three times during this entire fanfic.
Wufei: ::shrugs:: I guess I just like that line, let’s get this shit over with… let’s get this shit over with…let’s get this shit over with…let’s get this shit over with…
Duo: How about let’s get this shit over with?
Wufei: QUIT STEALING MY LINES! ::tackles Duo::
Tenshinhan: QUIT STEALING MY MOVES!
::Deadeye appears out of nowhere::
Deadeye: Ten! You’re not even in this fic!
Tenshinhan: Oh, oops, is this Lindsay’s site?
Deadeye: Er… ::Doesn’t know which Lindsay he’s reffering to:: …which site would you be reffering to?
Tenshinhan: Underwear Vegetables and Japanese Dishes.
Deadeye: In that case wrong site, you took a wrong turn at that server.
Tenshinhan: Damn, sorry. ::leaves::
Heero: ::Eyeing Deadeye:: …I’ve seen you before…
Deadeye: ::anime style rasberry then disappears::
2:05 AM
Heero: Great, we’ve wasted abother 25 minutes while you beat Duo up.
Wufei: eh, it’s good stress relief ::kicks him::
Duo: ow…
2:15 AM
Heero: Where the hell is the testing chamber anyway?
Trowa: Look in the envelope.
Heero: ::looks in envelope and finds a second piece of paper:: Aha, it says to go down to the testing floor.
::They all proceed down the steps to the testing floor and walk in::
Duo: Okay now where?
Heero: Um…it says the testing chamber should be down this hallway and to the right.
::They all walks down the hallway, then look to their right, there is a short hallway at the end of which is a large door marked "TESTING CHAMBER"::
Quatre: I think that might be it.
::Everyone except Quatre falls over anime style, after getting up they walk down the hallway and into the testing chamber door, it is a small room full of consoles with a bullet proof window looking into a large but plain chamber, inside it is a chair with a tarp over it::
Hilde: Oh no, do we have to go in there?
Heero: Hang on a sec ::takes other paper out and reads it:: It says we have to take the straws out one at a time until someone gets the folded long straw, that person has to go in and pull the tarp off, the only way the person with the long straw can avoid doing the dare is to quit……need I say more?
All: Nah! ::they all reach in and take out a straw::
Heero: Who’s got the long one?
Duo: Not me!
Hilde: Ditto!
Trowa: Me neither.
Heero: Nay.
Zechs: Ixnay on the onglay awstray
Wufei: no…
::they all look at Quatre::
Quatre:…I guess…I can do it…I’ll be able to run back here if it’s something dangerous.
Heero: Oh yeah and we have to lock you in.
Quatre:…::faints::
Heero: oookay then, he still isn’t out due to unavoidable circumstances, redraw!
::They all redraw::
Hilde: Oh crap, I got it!
Wufei: Okay Hilde get in there.
Zechs: We all wanna get out of here quick.
Trowa: So we can all get our money.
Heero: And get the hell out of here.
Quatre: But we can’t go until you do the dare!
Duo: I thought you fainted!
Quatre: Oh yeah! ::faints again::
Wufei: And we’ll all hate you if you don’t.
Duo: ::reassuringly:: But no pressure!
::BADUMCHING!::
Hilde: …okay then…I’ll do it… ::Opens the door and walks in, hears it click locked behind her, she starts walking toward the chair and stops when she’s about five feet away, she looks back to the window for reassurance::
Duo: ::peace sign:: You can do it!
Heero: go hilde go… damn that was lame.
Quatre: You’ve got great choice in clothes!
::Hilde inches a bit more toward the chair then sticks out her hand::
Hilde: Okay Hilde…just take the tarp off and you can leave…just gonna take the tarp off………
Duo: Who da’ platinum super star!?
Hilde: I AM! ::pulls tarp off to reveal a small boxe with a latch:: Hmm?… ::she slowly picks the box up and opens it, inside is a key and a folded piece of paper. She brings it back out.::
Duo: Great job! ::hugs her::
Heero: What’s this? Hmm, sweet! It says here to go back to the safehouse and find a trunk in the closet that will have our prize money in it! The key opens it!
All: YEAH!
::they all return to the safe room and claim their cash::
Trowa: I finally have enough money to buy that keg of be…I mean my way into harvard! ^_^()
Wufei: I CAN SAVE NATAKU! JOY TO THE WORLD!
Quatre: I can buy all the cosmetics I want!
::They all anime sweatdrop::
Duo: I can finally pay off those bills I stuffed under my mattress!
Hilde: And I can get us tickets to a cruise with all the money I won off you!
::Duo falls over anime style::
Hilde: And, umm, I suppose I could buy that jewel fasceted beret I wanted!
Heero: I can buy that illegally manufactured 60 mm sniper rifle I wanted! That has a hundred yard range!
Duo: ::sweatdrops as he remembers his apartment is a clear 60 yard shot from Heero’s::
Zechs: I can buy another mask! Hell I’ll buy a collection of masks!
Trowa: And I can also buy a shit load of industrial strength hair gel!
::They all fall over anime style except for Trowa::
THE END…
OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!….IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!…AND I FEEL FIIIIIIIIINE!!!! ……sorry…….^_^()