E n d l e s s
W a l t z:
An RFC story with no socially redeeming qualities what so ever
DEADEYE
"Wow! Cool!"
Back in the disturbingly pink room…
"And I want a cake too!" Mariemeiah told one of her waiters. Suddenly, Heero’s face popped up on screen.
"You had all better hang on, I’m about to destroy the shield." Heero said calmly.
"If it isn’t Heero Yuy! As I’m sure you know, our shield has three layers and is practically impenetrable. So go ahead, try and see just how powerless you are."
"…Roger that." (Note: I now this is the real line but the timing was just so damn cool I couldn’t change it lest I face spontaneous combustion…or just feeling bad!) With that, Heero proceeded to fire the buster rifle full force onto the shield, although the shot did not go completely through, it punctured the first layer. Wing Zero nearly toppled out of the sky with the recoil.
"Why…that…the miserable person!" Mariemeiah said as she got back to her feet because she had fallen off in the tremor. "Dekim! Make him go away!"
"Umm, hey random console guy 4!"
"Yessir?"
"Take this tape and edit it to where he goes away then play it on screen!"
"Right away sir!" Random console guy 4 took the tape and headed off.
"We’re working on it deary." Dekim said as innocently as possible.
"Damn straight you are! See! He bows to ME! Therefore you all should bow to ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" Mariemeiah screamed as another buster shot was fired and punctured the second layer, by now Wing Zero was in shambles, barely holding together.
"Dekim! That gun is accurate to within 10 millimeters! Another shot and the shield will give!" Said another random console guy.
"Wait I thought we were out or random console guys!" Dekim said. True, but we have a bunch of another random console guys!
"…oooooookay then…"
"You welp! Relena Peacecraft is in here with us as well! If you fire one more time you’ll kill her too!" Mariemeiah said desperately.
"Really?! ALRIGHT!" Heero said joyously and fired again, however a bird flying at incredible speeds hit the gun barrel and sent off it’s aim about 10 centimeters, resulting in the final shield being blown through and the facility not destroyed. Unfortunately for Heero, Wing Zero started falling apart around him and then fell in millions of pieces to the Earth. But the cockpit held together, and the impact nearly knocked him out. Using every ounce of strength he had left he hauled himself out of the cockpit.
On the ground…
"HEERO! NO!!!" Said all three of the gundam pilots almost at once as Wing Zero’s remains plummeted to Earth.
"Hey guys let’s go!" Noin said, suddenly all three of them snapped out of it and looked around.
"Hey, where’s the suits go?" Duo asked.
"Zechs managed to chase them all off, there he goes with the last one."
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! QUITTER! DON’T QUIT JUST BECAUSE I AM ANNOYING YOU! QUIT BECAUSE I AM BETTER THEN YOU! OH NOW YOU’RE GETTING OUT OF YOUR MOBILE SUIT AND RUNNING AWAY IN TEARS! WAAAAH WAAAH WAAAAAH!" Zechs said as he chased the last soldier away.
"ZECHS!"
"ACK! What is it?"
"We can go now!
"Oh cool!"
At Wells Fargo…
Nataku came flying in and landed by a Wells Fargo bank. Wufei opened the hatch and got out, fifty dollar bill in his pocket. A Mariemeiah soldier waved to him. He entered the bank.
"Hello, I’d like to deposit fifty dollars into my account!" Wufei said to the banker.
"oookay then…deposit fee, being Chinese fee, parking your gundam fee, saying hello fee, having black shiny hair fee, talking to the banker fee, having your gundam looking different than before fee…"
About half an hour later…
"…talking to anything fee, sleeping fee…"
"zzzzzzzzwha? Oh…"
"…snoring fee, saying oh fee, instigating a riot in the streets fee. That’ll all come to about, $17,000 for the deposit." The banker said, Wufei’s jaw dropped practically to the floor.
"SCREW THIS!…wait a minute instigating a riot in the streets?! Where?" Wufei asked, the banker pointed to one person yelling by his gundam. "B…but’s that just one person!"
Outside…
"Mariemeiah sucks! Mariemeiah sucks!" Repeated the bum jumping up and down by Nataku, Wufei ran out.
"Oh here he is! The Mariemeiah betraying hero!" Said the bum, two serpent mobile suits nearby turned and pointed their guns. Wufei anime sweatdropped. The two suits fired, but since they were on the original training regime they both shot themselves in the head.
"He destroyed the suits! We’re saved!" Saved another random civilian, soon a crowd was gathering.
"Help us!"
"Destroy them!"
"Marry me!"
"………"
"Uh…I mean, bury me!"
"Listen, I just came here to deposit fifty bucks on get on with life." Wufei said, suddenly they all thrust one dollar bills into the air. And the crowd totaled about 123. "You know, I think Mariemeiah sucks! LET’S GET THEM!" Wufei shouted and got back into his gundam. The crowd grew hostile and started beating up soldiers as Wufei prevented the suits from attacking.
In the, you know, room…
Mariemeiah lay dazed on the floor, surrounded by debris from the blast. Around her were Dekim, Relena, and various another random console guys. Random console guy 4 ran in with a tape.
"Dekim! I’ve got i…" Random console guy 4 started, but then anime sweatdropped as he surveyed the scene.
"Too late dumbass!" Dekim whispered to him. "Get up troops! This is not the end at all!" Dekim said, however, Relena stood up first.
"No! Can’t you see that you’ve already lost! World wide people are starting to rebel! Look!" She said pointing to the screen. It was an image of Nataku standing there, various destroyed suits around him and crowds rioting in the streets against the troops.
"…no, it can’t be! Mariemeiah! Come! You must take your place as world leader!" Dekim said as Mariemeiah got back to her feet.
"Must…marry…Lance…"
"……"
"Um I mean, I must…rule…the world…" Mariemeiah groaned pitifully as she limped up to the main chair.
"No Mariemeiah!" Relena said. Suddenly Une appeared out of nowhere since I can’t remember where she came in and was about to slap her when Relena jumped in front of her and slapped her instead.
"So you wanted to drive the point home yourself Relena?" Une asked. She finished her short talk to her and then faced Une.
"No…I just really wanted to do that for a long time!" Relena said, obviously happy. Dekim drew out a gun.
"I’ve had enough of your preachings of peace! Now you will die!" Dekim said and pulled the trigger. However Mariemeiah jumped in front of Relena and took the bullet in the…leg…and didn’t die…dammit.
"Ow!"
"Mariemeiah!"
"Dammit Dekim you told me those things shot candy!" Mariemeiah said angrily at Dekim. Relena anime sweatdropped. Dekim pointed his gun again and was about to fire when a bullet pierced his chest and killed him, he dropped to his knees and then fell to the floor. Everyone’s eyes turned to the shooter. Heero.
"……well that’s over with, now what about Mariemeiah?" Heero asked.
"SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER!" Said everyone in the room. Heero pointed his gun at her and pulled the trigger but only heard a click.
"Hah! Your guns empty!" Mariemeiah said. Relena looked at Heero with a face that said ‘what the hell are we gonna do?!"
"er…Mari! How ‘bout we play cops and robbers?! You be the robber! And I be the cop!"
"Really?! Yay!"
"Bang!"
"AGH I’VE BEEN SHOT!" Mariemeiah said as she fell to the floor fakely. "heheh, this is fun!"
"Your supposed to be dead!"
"Sorry."
Epilogue
"Well, guess this is truly goodbye Death Scythe. Seeya Heavy Arms, Sandrock, we’ll miss ya!" Duo said as he pressed the button on his gundams self detonation device and Quatre’s at the same time. They both exploded in a brilliant flash of light along with Heavy Arms.
"So Duo, what wold you like to refer to me by from now on?" Trowa asked.
"Trowa sounds fine to me!" Duo said as they both walked down the path. "How’d you get Quatre to let you blow up his mobile suit anyway?" He asked, Trowa smirked.
"I have my ways."
AT the RFC…
"Agh, what do we do! IT’S SOOO BORING!" Dragonett said as she sat dejectedly in the couch.
"Maybe we could play beat up the stupid blonde guy!" Deadeye suggested.
"But Jason’s nowhere around!" BadumCHING! Nix said.
"Oh yeah you’re right…" Deadeye said and hen sat down. Suddenly Quatre burst into the room.
"AM I LATE FOR THE ICE CREAM SUNDAE PARTY?!" Quatre said as he proudly displayed his prized ice cream eating spoon.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Nix asked.
"Well, Trowa said he was gonna go get Sand Rock cleaned and then he suggested I come to this ice cream sundae party!" Quatre said, Deadeye looked at him.
"Boy, are you stupid!" Deadeye said.
"Hey he’s blonde!" Dragonett pointed out, suddenly all three got evil grins on their faces.
"Hey Quatre! Wanna play a game?"
In some canyon somewhere…
"…you can rest now, Nataku…" Wufei said and then pressed the button on his self destruct remote. Nataku lighted up in brilliant light and then disintegrated in the resulting explosion. Sally Poe walked up behind him and put a hand on his shoulder.
"That was a good thing you did Wufei, how’d you like to be a preventor?" She asked. Wufei looked at her.
"Sure. But I have a few things I need to take care of first." He said, Sally nodded, then flew off. Wufei then slid into a cave where Nataku was standing on a descended platform. Around it were various explosives for special effects and lighting. "See! I told you it would work!"
Back in the city…
Duo sat down with Hilde at a bench in the supermarket having an ice cream cone.
"So Duo, what are you going to do now that you’ve saved the world twice?"
"I’m going to Disney Land!" Duo replied, Hilde fell over anime style. "Actually I was thinking about maybe making my own shop, yeah, ‘Duo’s Dungeon Novelties of DOOM!’" Duo said, his eyes looking on dreamily as he got to his feet. A man then bumped into him.
"Hey watch it ki…" The man started but was then silenced by a sniper bullet. Duo looked at the local book depository and quickly stood up.
"Aw man I suddenly get the feeling the author screwed me over again…"
Suddenly, Heero came running out of the depository with an M-16 pointed straight at Duo.
"DEATH TO NOIN’S NOVELTY SHOP!" Heero yelled as he opened fire, Duo was already running.
"Seeyalaterwe’llmeetsomeplacebye!" Duo said as he ran off with Heero in hot pursuit. Hilde spotted Trowa and Quatre walking along the opposite sidewalk and walked over to them.
"Hey guys! How’s life without gundams?" She asked, Quatre stared at her strangely.
"What do you without gundams? I’ve got Sandrock right here!" Quatre said as he brought out a little Sandrock model from his pocket. "The cleaners kinda screwed up on the drying and now Sandrock is little." He continued, Hilde looked at Trowa questioningly as Quatre walked on.
"Ixnay on the Androcksay ildehay!" Trowa whispered to her and then blinked, Hilde got the idea and nodded.
"So how did you get him away?" Hilde asked as she walked alongside Trowa who was sipping his big-gulp. After swallowing he answered.
"Well funny story really, we sent him to Majin’s place and hours later he came back from space and claimed he was Mirai No Quatre, weird huh?" Trowa said.
"AND THAT HAD NOTHING TO WITH US!" Deadeye, Dragonett, and Nix yelled as they all looked in horror at the medical bill they were made to pay. Trowa looked and then shrugged as they continued waking along.
"So…can I have a sip of that big gulp?"
"No way."
"C’mon!"
"It’s mine!"
"Please?!"
"I bought it!"
"Okay I’ll take it by force!" Hilde said as she grabbed for the cup, Trowa managed to get her off him and run for his life.
"Hey! I don’t give up that easy!" Hilde said as she ran after Trowa. So basically it was all back to normal. Quatre admired his mini Sand Rock, the RFC’ers managed to pay the bill. Duo eventually got away from Heero. Relena went back to business as usual (tagging along with Heero at every opportunity.) And Hilde never got a sip. Yes, all was right with the world.
The
End…