* Ok this fanfic is dedicated to how EVIL FUNimation is and how much it deserves to go to HFIL!!! oops.......see what i mean? GO TO THE NEXT DIMENSION FUNIMATION!!!!! aaarrrrrrrrrrrgh gosh darnit.....AHHHHHH!!!*
Operation: KILL FUNIMATION!!!!!
By Dragonett aka Naomi aka Chaos aka #18
One sweet day in the woods inside a wood cabin, Android 17 was watching a chess tournament on TV. "AHHHHHHHHHHH COME ON!!!! THERE'S A FREE MOVE RIGHT THEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!"17 screamed, jumping up from the couch.18 was in the kitchen making waffles and 16 was in the bathroom listening to his beloved KoRN cd. All of a sudden there was a knock at the door.17 was annoyed but he answered the door."HELLO aaaaand who the fuck are you?"17 said with a drowsy look on his face.There was a man at the door, and he was holding a briefcase."Hello, Android 17, i'm the guy from FUNimation and we have ventured here to banish CUSSING!!!!". 18 walked to 17."Hey, who is this dickhead?" she said grinning.The FUNi guy opened his briefcase and took a big black sticker that labeled FUNimation and stuck it on 18's mouth. 'Nuh uh uhhhhhhhhh no cursing in this Funimation production" the guy said. "HEY WHAT THE HEEEELLL??????" 17 screamed. The guy sprinkled magic FUNi dust on 17's hair."HEY NO FAIR!!!! GAWSH DARNIT.......WHAT??" 17 covered his mouth."HOW COME I CANT CUUUURSE!!!!!??????" 17 asked.The FUNi guy grinnned and said "We will not allow any profanity, cursing or random nakedness as long as you're our property." 17 and 18 exchanged funny looks "WE'RE YOUR PROPERTY??" they screamed in unision."Thhhhhhhhats right, scouts" the guy said.Well good thing they haven't gotten a hold of 16.17 thought.All of a sudden 16 walked out of the bathroom all sweaty and stuff."Hey who's this gay homo?"16 said.The FUNi guy got another sticker and stuck it on 16's crotch."HEY!!! WTF???"16 yelled.The FUNi guy frowned."Awwwww poo, looks like 16 is not affected by FUNi stickers................" he said."THATS CUZ I'M %100 ANDROID, BEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOTCH!!!! AHHAA HAAAAAA!!!!" 16 did a little dance around the room.17 and 18 anime sweatdropped."Damn, i shoulda known that about 16."the FUNi guy said . "Ah well i must embark on my journey elsewhere to clean this world of CURSING!!! mmwhahahahahaha." he said and he jumped out the nearby window.16 looked at the other 2 Androids."Hey guys what happened to you?"he said."That darn man is preventin us from cursing.Ain't that just gosh darn peachy 16?"17 said pouting.18 looked out the window the guy jumped out of. "OH NO!!! HE MUSTA WENT TO THE OTHER Z FIGHTERS!!!! WE MUST STOP HIM!!!!!!" 18 screamed."HOly cheese and crackers....."17 mumbled.
Meanwhile at a desert in the middle of nowhere.........during a niiice sunset........
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"Dragonett screamed as she shot a ki blast at a small pile of wood on the ground.After the smoke cleared there was a neat camp fire."Good, now we can eat marshmellows"Piccolo said smirking in his cute little own way.They both sat down and he grabbed a bag of marshmellows."Hey you better share summa that grub with ME!!"Deadeye said as he approached them."Hey Deadeye" Dragonett said as she stuck a marshmellow on a stick.Nix came in shortly after."Yum these marshmellows are mad good!!"Nix said smiling.Deadeye pulled a bag of choclate bars and graham crackers out of his pocket."SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!" he screamed."YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!! everyone except Piccolo responded.Dragonett flipped over to lay on her belly."Man we should have campfires more often..........uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what the hell is THAT???"Dragonett said.Piccolo turned to look at the distance.There was a big airplane that has landed.They noticed a dark figure coming out."uhhh ohhhh." Deadeye mumbled.Dragonett narrowed her eyes."Hey what the crap are THEY doing HERE??? I thought we were the only ones who knew about this location?" she said in a low tone.Piccolo nodded."Yea i know right.........well if they want to stay alive they better get the HELL out of here, or i'll blast their candy asses away!!" Deadeye and Nix snickered.Dragonett wolfed down the rest of the smore.Piccolo threw his at a nearby bush,"Lets see who they peeps are"."Right."Nix said as she flew up in the air.Deadeye followed.Dragonett flew up right behind Deadeye but he stopped and her head crashed right into his butt."AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!!"she screamed.All of a sudden this guy with a briefcase that said FUNimation came out of nowhere and grabbed Dragonetts tail."AHHH WHAT THE FUUUCK MAN???"she screeched.The guy grabbed her, covered her mouth and pulled her into a nearby bush."Hey whats happening??"Nix said nervously."That bastard took Draggie, now he must DIE."Piccolo said baring his fangs.Deadeye was still holding on to his butt."owwwwww.....damn."he moaned.
Meanwhile in the bush that the guy pulled Dragonett into, which was the same bush that sold more albums than Bush...ummm...yeh..
"HEY GIT YOUR PERVERTED HANDS OFF ME!!!!"Dragonett yelled.The guy took his hands off her mouth, but then accidentely sweeped one hand on her CHEST."OOPSSS I'M SO SORRY!!!"the guy said grinning.Dragonett powered up and kicked his ass.The guy coughed up a bunch of blood.The blood splattered all over the bush that sold more albums then Bush.The bush moaned pitifully.Dragonett wiped her hands on her legs and smiled.She was ready to make her way out from behind the bush when the guy opened his briefcase and wiped all the blood up and stuck a FUNi sticker on the bush.She raised a brow, "Hey what the hell are you doin??". The guy then stuck a sticker on Dragonetts mouth and chest."MMMMMMMMMPPPHHH!!!!"she said in a muffled voice.
Meanwhile with the Angel Girl, The Supa Dupa Saijjyin and the Sexy Namek.........
"Hey whats that dumbass doin to Dragonett behind that bush?"Deadeye asked.Nix turned to Deadeye, "Why are you so concerned?". Deadeye looked down, "I dunno cuz if she dies , nobody will be around to bark orders at me and piss me off and..................". Piccolo interrupted."I doubt that Dragonett would succumb to him, Deadeye.Plus Dragonett is MY bitch." Nix and Deadeye anime sweatdropped.
Back with the FUNimation guy and the green namek/lizard girl thing creature......
"I'm sorry but as long as FUNimation is around there will be no violence and blood and cussing and profanity." The guy explained, anchoring Dragonett down on his lap."WHHHAAAT DOES MY BOOBS HAFTA DO WITH THIS???!!!!" she screamed."HEY dont make me put that sticker back on your face."the guy warned."Tell me what my chest hasta do with this."she asked again in a lower tone."Oh nuttin really, it might just encourage 7 year old horney boys that big boobies are good for little kids, plus Piccolo might get hard on screen........"the guy said.Dragonett rolled her eyes."annnnnnd Snoop Dogg might team up with Dr Dre and make you an offer to be in their videos, making US lose money for our FUnimation productions....." the guy continued."SHUT UUUUP!!!" Dragonett mumbled.The guy sighed and stuck the sticker back on her mouth.Dragonett anime sweatdropped.The guy patted the sticker that was on her chest and smiled.Dragonett grabbed his neck with her tail and slammed him in a nearby tree,then she ripped the sticker off her face with her free hand.
Back with Dragonetts happy go lucky buddies..............
"Well the guy has a pretty low power level so we should defeat him pretty easily." Deadeye said examining his fingernails.Piccolo flew toward the bush."Hey there......... who are you?" Piccolo called out.All of a sudden a shadowy figure popped out of the bush and flew into the hard sandy ground about 50 ft away from Piccolo."OOOOOOOWWWWWW THAT IS A VIOLATION OF FUNimation!!!!" the guy howled."Yep an attempted assasination of a guy with a fascination with masturbation that works for FUNimation." Dragonett mumbled."And thats a dramatization of our civilization......"Deadeye added."Shut up man."Dragonett growled. The guy took out a big gun."HEY DONT MAKE ME USE MY FUNimation Death Ray Lazer!!!!" Nix clapped her hands"Hah, didn't you say no violence on FUNimation productions?". The guy smiled."Well I haven't told you yet, but this Death Ray Lazer actually programs your vocal cords to NOT CURSE and also to FUNimationize your own reality!!!!" . Piccolo, Nix and Deadeye anime dropped."HEY what about takin this sticker off my chest?" Dragonett asked motioning to her chest."That sticker is permanently attached to you, miss". Dragonett rolled her eyes."What if i just take this shirt off? huh ? HUH?" she said smirking.Piccolo and Deadeye exchanged funny looks.Nix was on the floor laughing her butt off...OOPS..i mean @$$...there we go......PROGRESS!!! wee heee!!!
The Funimation guy was aiming the gun at the 4 Z fighters."I'll do it....I'LL DO IT!!!!" he threatened. Deadeye and Dragonett chuckled.The guy then pulled the trigger.Then there was a deafening WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! After the light cleared the guy had disappeared. "Hey where did that FUNimation guy go?"Dragonett said rubbing her eyes."YO DIS GAWSH DARNIT BLOWS!!!!" Piccolo said."WHHHHHAAAAAA???" he said."WHAT THE POO DID I JUST SAAAAAAYY!!???" he screamed."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ITCANT BEEE!!!!" he pleaded.Dragonett took her stickered shirt off but looked at her self in disbelief.There was two leaves with a small rock blocking her boobs."WHAT THE HECK???........WHAAAAAAAAAA???? WHAT I'M I SAYING??!!!!"she cried. Deadeye was TRYing to cry but his tears failed to appear, since the horrible experience Gohan went through during the Radittz fight back in da day, when they CENSORED his TEARS."Hey AliveIris......HUH???? what did i JUST say??"Dragonett screamed.Deadeye looked at her funny."I think for some reason FUNimation wont approve of your name.......since 7 year olds might have nightmares of their eyes dying... so they RENAMED you ALIVE IRIS..........aint that just gawsh darn fab?"Piccolo said grimacing.Dragonett was fumbling with the leaves that were magically sticking to her chest.Nix smiled."HAH!!! It doesn't look like i was affected!!" she said.Piccolo pointed at her back."Um, Nix, your wings they kinda you know..........DISAPPEARED!!!" Nix's eyes widened."WHAT??? ye mean...I CANT FLYYYY?????" she squealed."Yep m'fraid so, Nixxie-chan." Dragonett said standing between Piccolo and Deadeye(Alive Iris)."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" she cried.Dragonett tried pulling the forest litter off her chest but they just STUCK there.Deadeye was still crying about his name, yet the tears wouldn't come.Piccolo got pissed because of the fact that he cant curse.And NIX couldn't fly:(.
Back with the 2 sexy boy Androids and the sassy girl Android.
"We still have time to save the others!!!" 17 said as the 3 Androids flew over the mountains."HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA I CAN STILL CUUURSE!! That is JUST MUTHAFUCKIN SWEEEET!!!!" 16 yelled happily."Gee, why couldn't that darned Dr.Gero make US complete androids?" 18 said to 17."I dont know......ohhh poo on a stiiiick...GAH WHAT AM I SAYING!!!???" 17 said covering his mouth.16 was frolicking in mid-air playing with the migrating flock of geese............and playing with the fluffy clouds....ok.."Saaaaay, i see some lonely souls down there, 17...i wonder who they are.." 16 said observing the ground way below."Hey that looks like Piccolo...... I cant really recognize the other 3."18 said squinting."Its that sexy b'yotch Dragonett."16 said licking his lips.17 and 18 anime sweatdropped. "Lets go down there and see whats goin on...follow me!" 17 said gliding downwards.16 and 18 followed.
Back with the Namek/Lizard, The Namek, The Angel creature and our random phase of life/ eye...............
"Hey, guys look up there!!"Nix said pointing to the sky.Dragonett looked up, still trying get the leaves off of herself."It looks like 16, 17 and 18," Deadeye said observing the sky."We better tell them to keep out of this area, they might get FUNimationized too!!!"Piccolo said.Dragonett, Deadeye and Piccolo flew up to the sky toward the 3 Androids."HEY AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMEBODY??????"Nix yelled from the ground.Deadeye turned around."Oops, heh," he said sheepishly.Dragonett anime sweatdropped.The 2 went back down and carried Nix up to the Androids."Hey guys,"17 said smiling."Did you see a guy from FUNimation by any chance?". Piccolo nodded, "Yeh we did, that darned mean bully." 18 chuckled."Yeh i can tell.....we faced him too....:\". 16 was busy staring at Dragonett's array of forest litter on her chest.Nix frowned."gee i cant fly now.........WHY DID THEY CENSOR MY WINGS???" she mumbled.Deadeye and Dragonett grimaced."Hey at least they kept your name!!!"Deadeye said.Dragonett continued to scratch at the leaves and rocks."Hey Draggie-babe, need help getting that organic debris off??" 16 said smirking.Dragonett looked at him."Well it WOULD help to get this nasty gooky stuff off me." she said."Hey guess what?"16 said.Dragonett looked at him, "what?". "I can still cuuuuurse!!!! HELLS MUTHAFUCKIN YEAH!!!!" 16 screamed.With that he ripped off the leaves and rock.But then a big white foamy thing appeared in its place."Awww darnit, digital edits..........ERRRRRGGGGGGG!!!"Dragonett cried slumping to the ground.16 looked at Dragonett pouting."Damn i cant see any boobies today.....awwwww damn." Piccolo gave 16 a dirty look.Deadeye continued to hold Nix by her arm. Piccolo looked at Dragonett who was on the ground crying quietly. "Hey we cant just sit here and complain, we hafta help the others!!!!" 17 said his arms on his hips."Yeh 17 is right, lets go find the others." 18 agreed.All 3 Androids and Piccolo, Dragonett and Deadeye flew higher into there."HHHHHHHEEEEELLLLPPP!!!" Nix screamed as she fell to the ground."opps, i didn't realize that i let go of your arm....heh.." Deadeye said blushing.Nix sighed,"please......". Dragonett and Deadeye went back down to retrieve Nix.AND THEY FLEW OFF!!!!!!
Meanwhile with the FUNimation guy and his crew.........
"BBBBWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA!!, with our skillz and cunning, we shall FUNimationize this ENTIRE UNIVERRRSEE!!! THE WHOLE UNIVERSE WILL BE OOURS!!! TO CONTROL!!!!!" the FUNi guy said.Surrounding the FUNI guy, was a whole GROUP of FUNi guys. Bottom line, there were lots of FUNimation guys in airplane they were piloting.
RA HAHAHAAA!!!! END O PART 1!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED!!