*Hey there people....heh...you actually bothered to read this fic....well in THIS chapter it gets even more seriously messed up...BWWWHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!*
OPERATION: KILL FUNimation!!!!
Chapter 2
by Naomi aka Dragonett ~Chaos~ Android 18
"I dont get it, WHY did they have to censor my wings????" Nix whimpered.16 comforted her."I think i know why...."he started."WHY DID THEY HAVE TO CHANGE MY DARNED NAME???? ALIVEIRIS?? AHHHH!~!!!" Deadeye screeched.Dragonett was flying next to 17, who was holding Nix."This fuzzy white stuff is REALLY irritating my......um...you know....."Dragonett said arms crossed over her chest."Yep we all know what its irritating, Dragonett......i wish i could make it alllllllll better, but sadly we are unable to do that."Piccolo said quietly.Nix was still awaiting 16's answer."WELL why do you think they censored my wings?!" she asked once again."Its becuase FUNimation thinks that your wings are a bad influence. Little kids may think that seemingly innocent looking girls may one day sprout big wings enabling them to take little boys and FLY away on their little sex escapades." 16 finished."Yea but i'm not a little girl..I'M FRIGGIN 18 YEARS OLD!!!!"NIx screeched."Dont even bother thinking about it Nix, our frail little brains are damaged enough."Deadeye said rubbing his eyes."Yeh and besides we have to help the others!"18 cut in. They all zoomed off in the starry sky.
Meanwhile with our deadly, not good, evil, shitty, crappy, dumb FOES.........
"Hmmmm......It looks like we're approaching a bunch of people.A bunch of people to FUNimationize!!! HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!"the FUNi guy said."Hey boss, what IS your real name?? we're kinda sick of calling you FUNi guy....." one of the workers asked."My name is .....my name is...MY NAME IS BOB!!! (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!) MMWWWHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bob said. The workers all cowered.
Back with the wingless angel girl, the poor boy that has his name changed, the green one with her chest censored, the 2 twin Androids and the UNCENSORED big boy Android and the Sexy Namek....................
"Hey its getting light already!" Deadeye said looking at the rising sun."Gee that was pretty quick."Piccolo said."Where were we going again?" Nix said drowsily.17 looked ahead."We were supposed to find the other Z fighters." 16 narrowed his eyes "WELL WE'VE BEEN FUCKING FLYING FOR THE LAST 12 HOURS DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!". Dragonett looked at him smirking."gee we have been up in the air for THAT long........hehhehehe...heh". Everyone else anime sweatdropped, but Deadeye's sweatdrop failed to appear. "AHHHHH FIRST I CANT CRY THEN MY DARNED NAME NOW I CANT EVEN SWEATDROP?????????A HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! those COTTONPICKING FOOLS!!!!" he screamed."Calm down AliveIris it'll be ok....."Dragonett said.Deadeye scowled."AliveIris, how pathetic......". Piccolo was scanning the ground for signs of people eligible for FUNimatization."Hey i think i see Chaotzu and Tenshinhan!" Piccolo said checking out the snow covered hills."Hey its our favorite Triclops and midget........"Dragonett said grinning.They all zoomed down toward them.
Meanwhile with Tenshinhan and his gay little friend...............
"We're very special friends aren't we?"Chaotzu said holding Tenshinhans hand."YYYYeeeeeeeeea Chaotzu." Tenshinhan said hornily."Can i give you a blowjob Tenshinhan?" Chaotzu asked looking at his draws."Up here? No, IT may FREEZE..heheheehheheheehhe...." Tenshinhan said."HEY GUYS!!!!" 18 yelled down at them.Tenshinhan and Chaotzu looked up confused.Dragonett was the first to land."Hey guys." she said.Tenshinhan was staring at her chest."what now????"she said grimacing."Its just...that your titties are covered with that white fuzzy stuff." he said still staring."Yeh yeh, we'll explain the WHOLE incident in a few minutes, just wait for everyone to land and settle down." she said pointing to the sky.Piccolo landed next to Dragonett.17 carried Nix and landed behind Piccolo.16 and 18 landed behind Tenshinhan and Chaotzu.Deadeye landed between 17 and Piccolo."So what was it you guys wanted to tell us about?"Chaotzu said."And make it quick, cuz i was just about to suck Tenshinhans ........ you know....." Everyone exchanged disgusted looks."Well it seems that FUNimation hasn't gotten a hold of them yet...."Piccolo pointed out. "Yeh...heh.." Dragonett said."Aiight let me start....."she continued."Me, Piccolo, AliveIris and Nix were- -" Tenshinhan cut in."ALIVEIRIS? WTF?? who is THAT?" Deadeye stepped up next to Dragonett."That would be me.......ugh..."He said."Why the hell do they call you AliveIris?"Chaotzu asked."Well it seems that FUNimation doesn't like my REAL name (DeadEye) and now they want to call me ALIVE IRIS now.....o_O" Tenshinhan and Chaotzu nodded."Ok let me continue, anyways we were having a peaceful campfire and this FUNimation guy came and messed us all up.....also known as FUNimationizing us." 17 came in."But us 3 Androids were the first to get the FUNi treatment.He came to my house and got me and 18." Chaotzu looked at 16"But didn't 16 get it too?" 16 looked up and grinned." Ya they tried to get me but they CANT because i'm %100 Android!! HELLZ YEH!!!! AAA HAHAHAAA!!!!" he cheered.Everyone anime sweatdropped EXCEPT Deadeye cuz his anime sweatdrop wouldn't show.But luckily Dragonett had 2 sweatdrops so she stuck one of them on Deadeye's forehead."Thanks" he said. "Anytime Alive Iris." she responded.Deadeye rolled his eyes."Well lets not just stand here, lets go help the others!!!" Piccolo said."YEH" everyone responded.With that they all took off, 17 holding Nix as usual.
With Bob and his crew......
"Hey there's something coming up on the radar , Bob" one of the FUNi workers said bent over the control panel.Bob walked up slowly next to the FUNi worker."Yes, what is it?"."I think its more DBZ people to take care of."He said."NIiiiiiiiiiiccccccccce" Bob said with a mean, diabolical look on his face.(AAAAHHHHHHHHHH...wait...too early...lol).
Back with our herioc heroes.......wait they're not heroes yet, they're still VICTIMS!!! aahhhhh...
"Hey look down there!!" Dragonett said pointing to the ground near the Capsule Corp building."Ew its that dirty Saijjyin and his whore wife and that girl Cell and that Super Saijjyin wannabe and that purple haired lala boy."16 muttered.PIccolo just busted out laughing.Nix was complaining because her waist began hurting from 17 holding her.Dragonett was fumbling with the white fuzzy stuff on her chest.Deadeye was close behind Piccolo and Dragonett playing with the anime sweatdrop Dragonett gave him."Hey Aliveiris, having fun?" she said.Deadeye smiled."Not really, but its all good....". 18 was scanning the ground to see what was going on.Tenshinhan and Chaotzu were flying side by side holding hands...aaaaawwwwwwww :COUGH:HACK:COUGH:::: "well lets not just waste time up here, lets go tell them about FUNimation!!"18 said."Right" everyone said . They all zoomed down.
With our dirty Saijjyin, his whore wife, their purple hair lala boy of a son, that girl Cell, and the Supa Saijjyin wanna-be.......
"But BULMA!!! I LIKE THAT SONG!!!!!"Vegeta cried as he struggled to keep his song on the radio.Jason was singing along 'Oh we're goin on a ......summer holdiday.......da dadadada'..."SHUT UUUUUPPPPPP"Trunks screamed."what a disfunctional family." Kobra said under her breath.She looked up and saw Dragonett, Nix Deadeye and the others."HEY GUYS!!"she called up.Jason looked up."ahhh its them." he moaned.Vegeta looked up too."AWWW SHIT ITS THAT NAMEK!!!! AND HIS LITTLE WHORE.......not to mention that angel girl and that INFERIOR Saijjyin!!! MMWMWWAHAHAHAA!!!!" he laughed.Bulma smiled."hey that means i can go inside now...all you're little friends are here...." she said as she walked back in the house.
With us.....
"Hey I think i heard Vegeta say something about you, Aliveiris...."Dragonett said twitching her ears.Deadeye looked at Dragonett."WHAT DID HE SAY THIS TIME???". She blinked and said "he said that you are an inferior super siajjyin."."WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAATT???"Deadeye screamed, powering up."OOOHHH THAT DARNED MAN IS GONNA GET IT!!!"he said."darnit, i almost forgot i was FUNimationized -.- ()" he groaned.17 frowned as he was holding NIx."Man, Nix you're getting sorta heavy you know." Nix rolled her eyes and sighed."HEY weren't supposed to zoom down there 2 paragraphs ago???" 18 said narrowing her eyes."oh yeh, heh"16 said anime sweatdropping.They all zoomed down there, FOR REAL THIS TIME...lol
About 30 seconds laterz.........
"Hey Guys, NO TIME TO JOKE AROUND, i gotta tell ya."Dragonett said as she landed.Kobra gave her a wierd look, "Naomi, your....chest....its fuzzy..."Dragonett sighed."I'll tell you the whole story if you would just darned close your mouth."she said. Everybody gasped."what?" Dragonett asked."OH NO!!! ITS...ITS...ITS THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! FUNIMATION!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"everybody screamed."ahhhhh poo" Dragonett cried.
"BBBWWWAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"Bob yelled.He was driving a huge FUNimation army tank, FUNi labels and all."Oh nooo" Nix mumbled.Deadeye hid behind Kobra and Jason.Dragonett was frozen in FEAR....REAL FEAR....Piccolo just stood there.
Meanwhile in the house with Bulma......
(humming) "lalalalalala.....juzt making sum caaaaake for my baby Trunks..." Bulma sang to herself.She looked out the window."HOLY SHIITT!!!!!!"she screamed.Her father walked in and he also screamed."AAHHHHH!!!!" he screamed.The little black cat on his shoulders smirked."Fo shizzal mah nizzal" he meowed."OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ARMY THING DOING OUTSIDE MY HOUSEEE???????"she screamed."YOUR house?? Bitch, dis is MAH CRIB!!!" Dr.Briefs said loudly.
Back with our jolly little buddies......
"OH MY GOD.....ITS ..ITS THEM AGAIN!!!!!" 17 whimpered holding onto Dragonett's waist.18 was standing in her typical fighting stance. 16 was busy smoking weed in the corner.Piccolo, Deadeye and Vegeta were powering up.Trunks was wondering what the hell was happening.Nix and Tenshinhan and Chaotzu were just gawking at the FUNimation army tank." MMMuuuahahahhaaaa, your feeble attempts at destroying my FUNimation Death Tank are USELESS!!!" Bob said."ARRRRRGGGGHHHH KAAAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Deadeye shot a huge Ki blast at the FUNi tank.But to his disdain, the energy just bounced off the side."HEY WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ARRRGGHHHH???" Kobra yelled at Deadeye."LISTEN WE DONT CARE ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW!!!!!"Dragonett screamed at Kobra."uh huh" Majin said coming out of nowwhere."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!KKKKKAAAAMMMMMEEENKKKKKKOSAAAPPPOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed and shot a huge twirly, spiral yet spherical energy blast at Majin."AAhhhhh crap" and he ran off quickly."what was that?" Kobra said after the smoke cleared."i dunno."Dragonett said rubbing her chin.Jason was running around like a 5 year old screaming his ass off.Bob then shot a huge FUNimation blast and it hit EVERYBODY."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" everyone screamed in unision as a white light bathed everyone.Bob and his crew disappeared again.
A few minutes laterz....................
"Good Lord n butter...WHAAAA????" Vegeta screamed."WHAT THE MUCK???" Chaotzu screamed."TIEN !!! huh?? Tien.....TIEN???? WHAT THE POO???? " Chaotzu screamed again.Dragonett was sprawled on the ground with Tenshinhan laying on her tail, Piccolo on her leg, Deadeye on her arm and Nix on her hair.She woke up."AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" she screamed. She jumped up sending everyone on her flying in all directions.Kobra was hanging on branch of a tree with Jason in a nearby bush( which was that bush who sold more albums then bush's cousin in law)16 was still smoking weed nearby, apparantly untouched. 17 and 18 were panting nearby.Trunks was in shock. "Hey is everyone ok?" Nix asked getting up."yeh i think so."Dragonett said dusting herself off."I wonder if we got FUNimationized even further." she said in a worried voice.
Did Dragonett, Nix, Deadeye, Piccolo, 17 and 18 get FUNimationized further??? (dun dun)
Will 16 ever succumb to FUNimation?? (dun dun)
WHAT KIND OF FUNIMATION MADNESS will Kobra, Jason, Chaotzu and every one else face????? (dun dun)
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DR- - -ahh shit wrong line.......lol
To Be Continued.....................................da..doo..dahh..