One day after Trunks came from the future and defeated Freeza and his gay ass father, KING KOLD, and after he made the other warriors wait for Goku's return from planet Tinfoil, Goku DID RETURN!!! YAAAAYY everyone was happy!!! yay...."UM hey guys what are you doing here?"Goku asked as he came out of his ship.Trunks blushed and was like "OH MY GAWD GOKU!!!YOU ARE LIKE SO MY HERO!!!" all the other Z warriors rolled their eyes.Trunks GLOMPED Goku(glomp means to jump on someone and HUG them) Dragonett looked up from her perch on a nearby rock."OK OK man you can stop with the friutiness!"she moaned.Piccolo who was standing nearby with Gohan agreed. Vegeta fell over and busted out laughing."HAHAHAAAA!!!!! oh that KAKAROTT!!!!!! he cracks me UP!!!!!" Trunks let go of Goku and blushed."SHUT THE F*CK UP DADDY!GOKU IS MY HERO!" Vegeta stopped promptly and said "DADDY?????" All the other Z warriors bursted out laughing!!MMMMMMMMMMMMWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!Nix fell over in anime fashion and wiped tears off her face. Dragonett anime sweatdropped.^_^(). Trunks then turned back to Goku and said."Hey um, Goku can we talk privately over there?"Trunks pointed across the crater.Goku gaped at Trunks."UM, Goku why you staring at me like that?!Trunks asked.Goku was like"ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO TALK TO MY PRIVATE?!!!!"Trunks fell over in anime fashion along with everyone else................
MINUTES LATER.............
Goku and Trunks flew to their destination."Ok Goku now this might sound strange but I'm not from this time, i have come from the future....." Goku interrupted him"THE FUTURE!!! wwoow..DO I GET FAT??? DOES CHI CHI GET IMPLANTS? does PICCOLO MARRY DRAGONETT???? DOES VEGETA FALL IN LOVE DOE----------":::Trunks turns super saiyjjin:::"GOKU ENUFF WITH THE FRIGGIN QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY NAME IS TRUNKS AND-I'M A SAIYJJIN and------" Goku chimes in"kinda like elephant trunks?" ::Trunks sighs::: "NO GOKU! this serious!!!! 3 years from now 2 killer andriods will come and destroy everybody ......you will die of a heart ailment, i'm the only survivor and............................" Goku butts in once again"ARE you saying that a bunch of HEMMOROIDS are gonna kill us???" Trunks powers up" DAMN YOU GOKU!!!!!!!"
THE ANDRIOD SAGA-pt 1..DRAGONETT STYLE!!!!!!
WRittEN by DrAgOnEtT...aka Naomi
"Ok Goku can you do me a FAVOR?" Trunks asked."OK ask away" Goku said."you are a saiyjjin, right? TURN SUPER SAIYJJIN BABY!!!"Trunks screamed.Goku smirked."ok" :::he grunts for about 30 seconds but finally turns S.S::: Goku looked up breathing hard.."ARE YOU SATISFIED?" Trunks looks wide-eyed"O-OH YEAH!!!!"
Minutes later, back with the others....
Bulma looks pretty bored..."Man what is that Goku doing with that boy?" Dragonett and Piccolo are playing the staring game.....damn naomi you are too good at this game!!!!! Piccolo blinks and screams in agony"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH DAMN YOU NAOMI!!!!"Dragonett slaps Piccolo"On the battlefield you call me DRAGONETT ok MA JUNIOR????" Piccolo gulps and shakes his head.Tien and Chaotzu are slapping eachother's butts on the other side of the clearing."OH Tien you turn me on!!!"Chaotzu coos in a girly way."YES Chaotzu!!!!"Tien exclaims with wide eyes.....(all 3 of them!...lol)Nix and Yamcha and Puar just stand there,doing nothing in particular.Vegeta is busy looking at Trunks and Goku.Ahhhhhhh Kakkarot,i wonder what that kid is telling you.......
Back with Goku and swimming Trunks......
"Soooo.......Trunks.........why did you call Vegeta DADDY?" Goku asked."Well thats because he's MY dad."Trunks said."OOH so that BASTARD IS your DAD huh?"Goku said teasingly,"who's your MOMMA?"Trunks looked at the direction of the other people."She's standing right there......."Goku squinted for a minute."HHUH?? NIX is your MOTHER??!"Trunks frowned.."HELL NO!!!! HOW AM I GONNA HAVE A MOTHER YOUNGER THEN ME?!!BULMA is my mother!!!sheeesh!!" Goku chuckled."hehe so that slut whore is your mom....."
Trunks got really pissed..."DAMN YOU GOKU!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!"with that he threw a capsule of antidote at Goku's face and flew away in his little time machine.Goku grabs the capsule and looks at it.hhhmmmmmmmmm that must be for the hemmorioids that are coming.......he flew to the others.........
seconds later with the whole gang....
"Hey Goku you're finally back!"Dragonett said smiling.Goku glanced at Bulma and Vegeta nervously.Krillin was like,"well, Goku what did that young boy have to say to you?" Goku sneered,"NONYA BUSINESS!" Everyone anime sweatdropped."YA NOT TELLIN DA TRUTH,GOKU!!"Piccolo growled.Goku broke into a cold sweat."Those bigass EARS of mine are not just playtoys for Dragonett.......oops......i did not just say that...." Dragonett blushes and SLAPS him."well i have big ears too, so i overheard da WHOLE thing....." Everyone one looks at Goku for an answer.stupid Nameks.....Goku thought.'WHATTT????????'Dragonett and Piccolo screamed in unision."NEVERMIND.....i'll leave now.....PEACE!" Goku ran away."WELL namek? WHAT did Kakkorot and that little bitch talk about over there?"Vegeta said."I HAVE a name you know,SAIYJJIN?"Piccolo said."OK PICCOLO!!!! what was Kakkorot and that bitch talkin about?"Vegeta said, rolling his eyes.Piccolo cleared his throat getting ready for the LONG speech.............Tien and Chaotzu sat down on the sand,Nix perched on top of a large boulder,Bulma listened intently while the others stood around Piccolo, awaiting his story.Dragonett floated above Piccolo's head............
And then the Green Man begins telling the story....
Ok,the young Boy,whose name was Trunks ,and also came from the future,explained to Goku that in 3 years, a bunch of killer androids would come here and destroy everything.All of us would get killed and Goku will die or something, except Trunks who is the only survivor.The androids' power are extremely high even by our standards.Goku on the other hand will die of a heart virus and it will happen before the androids even come.OK THATS the story.....Piccolo finished.Dragonett lowered to the ground."Androids huh.....COOL."she said."ITS NOT COOL!!!! i'm SO scared tien!!!!"Chaotzu whimpered."Don't worry Chaotzu,i'll protect you..."Tien said soothingly.Yamcha scratched his head."So you're saying that a bunch of HEMMOROIDS are coming?" everyone anime dropped.Nix dusted her arms off"So i guess we have 3 years to train for the Androids? Lets get started!!!" Everyone went to their homes and stuff."Mr.Piccolo,can you come over to MY place and train with me and my Daddy?"Gohan asked.Piccolo turned around,"Um sorry Gohan i was actually gonna train Dragonett at MY place."Piccolo said smirking.Dragonett raised a brow."Piccolo,you dont HAVE a place!!!!"Piccolo blushed,"shut up girl!""Hey come on lets go to Gohans place and train..HURRY!!!!"Nix exclaimed.OKK!!!!!!everyone said, and they zanzokened off into the horizon.
About an hour later............
"Ok Gohan,go in there and tell your estrogen-overloaded mother that we'll be staying there to train for 3 years,got it?"Piccolo said pushing Gohan at the door."Ok Mr.Piccolo whateva you say........"Gohan said nervously as he walked inside the house.Piccolo nudged Dragonett and Nix and motioned them to sit on a nearby branch of a tree."Now that we're sitting up here,Chi Chi won't be able to see us."Piccolo said.So they waited.....................seconds later a giant vase flew out the crashed right to where the other 3 were just standing. ooohhhhhh shhhhit.....-.-()
The next day.............
It was a sunny morning and all the warriors were training.::with Goku, Gohan and Piccolo and Dragonett and Nix:::: "DADDY TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YYYYYYYYYAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan blasts a large ki blast at Goku ripping his shirt off and leaving a rather large scrape."OW that shit hurt ,man,TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!"Goku kicks Gohan in his thighs bruising them severely.'THOSE WERE MY SEXY THIGHS MAN!!!!!!!!YOU RUINED THEM!!!!!!!!"Gohan growled.I've been teaching him well.Piccolo thought.Dragonett whips Piccolo's back with her tail."Well Green Boy? Lets get started!" She zanzokens behind him and puts him in a headlock."Damn you smell good,girl!"Piccolo commented.Dragonett sighs and lets go."Stupid, THIS is training time not FLIRTING time." she said.She kicked him to the ground and then he elbowed her,sending her FLYING to a nearby mountain.Ooopsyyyyy.Nix grinned and was like "NOW ITS MY TURN,Namek!!" Piccolo sneered and was like "YA wanna a piece of me COME and get it!!!!" She flew up to him and punched him in his jaw,making him spit.He rubbed his jaw and grabbed her tail and tossed her below.She landed with a THUD!!!Piccolo smiles.This is TOO easy,man.But suddenly someone grabs his ears and holds on."HHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOO Piccolo ! I'm BAAAAAA-AAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!"Dragonett taunted.She wraps her tail around his neck and threw him into Goku and Gohan,sending the three warriors to the ground."Owwwwwwwww...........................aw man...............WOT the HFIL was TH@t f0r,man?"They all cried in unision.They looked up and saw Dragonett and Nix proudly floating about 20 feet above them."Hey Dragonett,I'm kinda hungry, lets get some Burger King!" Nix said,rubbing her tummy."Yeh,I'm kinda craving for some fries myself,lets go!"Dragonett agreed.They flew off leaving the 3 boys sprawled on the ground.
The next Day....(ok i know i'm skipping a bunch of parts but who gives......i wanna get right to the good parts.......!!! lol)
It was a beautiful morning,Gohan was in the pond fishing and Goku was lying on the grass.Piccolo was behind a boulder meditating.Dragonett was a few meters away from Piccolo listening to her CD player.Nix was reading Teen magazines."Hey look Daddy!!! I caught a BIG ONE!!!!!"Gohan bragged,holding a HUGE ass fish."WE can have it for dinner tonight!!!"He continued."Yeh thats a great idea,son!" Goku said happily.Piccolo opens his eyes,obviously eavesdropping.Damn we hafta have fish AGAIN?????I'm SICK of FISH DAMMIT!!! Can't we just order a PIZZA for once??!!!!!!Dragonett took her earphones off."You have a good point..lol"Nix folded her magazine and got up from the grass.They all walked into the house.
Minutes later.................
Chi Chi is already inside sitting at the table when the 5 peeps entered the kitchen."Hi honey." Goku said taking his shirt off."Hiyas mom,look what i caught today!!"Gohan said cheerfully."Thats nice dear."Chi Chi snorted."Man i'm taking a BATH,i smell like FISH..hehehehehe!"Goahn said giggling.Dragonett stood at the doorway with Piccolo watching the happy family communicate."Honey make us dinner while your at it!!!?Goku said.Chi Chi got red all of a sudden."YOU KNOW WHAT????????????I'M SICK OF MAKING DINNER FOR YOU FAGGOTS WHILE YOU TAKE A NICE HOT BATHHHHH!!!!!!! I WAS CHASED HALF WAY HOME BY A WILD WOODCHUCK AND HAD TO COME HOME WITH MY ACHING FEET!!!!!!!!!!AND ITS ALL BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE A CAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!I DUNNO WHY YOU HAVE TO BE THE ONLY MAN IN TOWN WHO DOESN'T HAVE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!she screeched."Chi Chi,you KNOW i don't have a drivers license!!!" Goku said."WELL ITS TIME YOU GET ONE GOKU!!!!!!!!!!"she screamed.Goku turned to Piccolo,"YOU don't know how to drive?do you?"Piccolo snorted."MAN SHUT UP BEFORE I BEAT YOU!!!!!!!"Everyone in the room anime sweatdropped.^^()
"I want you all (the 4 of you) to take a day off training and get a drivers license! OK?"Chi Chi ordered.Everyone shook their heads."Man this is GONNA suck!I'm only 15 years old."Dragonett moaned."Who said ya had to get a license,yer not even old enuff!"Piccolo said in a low voice."Chi Chi has a gun in her HAND!! DO what she says!!!!"Goku said nervously.
They all go to bed a few hours later (REALLY EARLY)to be ready for the next day...........YAY................
TO BE CONTNUED................................