The next day the 4 sexy bitches were at the car license place thing.Goku was waiting with Nix and Dragonett."Man what IS holding Piccolo?"Goku mumbled.Dragonett rolled her eyes.Nix was brushing her short red hair while admiring herself on the mirror she was holding.All of a sudden Piccolo flew down."LIKE WHOA PICCOLO!!!! what the HELL made you wear those clothes.ITS NOT HALLOWEEN YET!!!"Goku said giggling."Your wife made me wear them,dildo."Piccolo said frowning."They're YOUR clothes."Goku did an anime embarrassment pose(arm behind head smirking with an anime sweatdrop)"Hehe OH MY."Goku said."Don't worry Piccolo,you don't have to spend a day looking like Ricky Martin...........what IS with the POSTBOY shirt anyways?!"Dragonett said examining his shirt.Piccolo looked around then materialized new clothes."WOW Piccolo you look so kool!!"Nix complimented.Piccolo was wearing a white muscle shirt with baggy blue jeans and Nikes.He also wore some sunglasses.VERY COOL."DAMN PICCOLO you look like some of mah friends back in Connecticut.^_^"Dragonett said smiling."Thanks LADIES" Piccolo said smirking at Goku.Goku frowned sadly.Why do all the bad boys get more FEMALE attention then me?!!! WHYYYYY????.
The Android Saga...DRAGONETT STYLE!!!! pt 2
Minutes later................
Goku was talking to the other three when someone interrupted them.Some old guy motioned at Goku."You must be Goku,I'm your driving instructor for today..."Goku laughed uneasily and shook his hand.A young woman smiled at Piccolo."You must be my driving student.Mr.Dickolo right?" she said.Piccolo raised a brow."WHHHHHHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???????????"he screeched.The lady looked at her papers."Um Mr.Dickolo? Am i right?Piccolo sighed."GIMME THOSE PAPERS!!!!!!"he ordered. He looked at them,but he discovered that his name wasn't in his handwriting.He then heard giggling."Heheehehehehehehehehe."Dragonett laughed."YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NAOMI!!!!"Piccolo said with gritted teeth.The lady cut Piccolo short."Lets go in the car now Mr.Dickolo."Piccolo took a deep breath."ITS PICCOLO YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!!"he barked.She looked at him,but continued to smile.They got in the car.Goku was already in his car with the old guy.
Meanwhile....................
Dragonett and Nix were standing there waiting for Goku and Piccolo to complete their driver's test."Damn that lady that Piccolo has is scaring looking.....a BIT TOO happy......!"Dragonett said smirking.Nix took a deep breath,then all of a sudden Blink 182 music started playing out of nowhere.(What's my Age Again?) Then the 3 Boyz of Blink 182 came running.....NAKED around the Driver's License Biulding towards all the people."WHOOOOO-weeeeee....I DID NOT Have to SEE that!!!! 0_o"Dragonett said,startled.Nix was laughing so HARD,but she stopped when Travis walked up to both of them saying"Hey girls,NICE tails you got there....hehe " ::wink wink:::he cooed.Dragonett and Nix anime sweatdropped."You got some nice TAILS too.......hheehehe."Nix said sarcastically.^_^;;.With that Blink 182 ran off to do unfinished business.....lol
Back with the Z Boyz............
Goku was just beginning to drive with the old guy."Ok we're in the car..now what?"Goku said.The Old Guy started coughing really hard."Coughing up a lung there aren't you?"Goku said grinning.The old guy promptly stopped hacking."SHUT UP and DRIVE"he said harshly.Goku laughed uneasily and started to move the steering wheel."Um,the car won't move!!!!"Goku said.The old guy sighed and said"Thats probably because you're not stepping on the GAS!!!!! DUU-UUUH!!!".Goku was confused.Step on the gas??? oooook.Goku got out of the car and stepped on a puddle of gas."NO NO NO!!!!! DUMBASS!!!" the guy screamed.Goku anime sweatdropped.Meanwhile Piccolo and the girl were doing quite well."Are you sure you weren't driving before Mr.Di-er-PICCOLO?" She nudged him."Stop sweating me,bitch." He hissed.She backed off.All of a sudden Goku came up speeding like a maniac."YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This IS FUN,YO!!!!!!!!!! COME ON CAN'T YOU DRIVE A LITTLE FASTER PICCOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!"He screamed,passing by Piccolo's car. Piccolo narrowed his eyes."OOOHHHH so you wanna have a RACE huh?? Ok then....." Piccolo stomped on the gas and went like 350 mph.The girl flew out of the car,and was killed instantly as she hit the pave ment......-splat-.Goku looked back to see Piccolo very rapidly catch up to him."OHHHHHHH CRAP!!!!!!!" He stepped on the gas. The old man's false teeth flew out his mouth and out of the car towards Piccolo."Ahhh damn.......flying teeth.......what next?!"He caught teeth with his left hand and flung it back at Goku's car.The teeth rammed the guy in the back of the head,forcing the guy's head into the dashboard.He was unconcious.Goku frantically looked to his left and saw the guy with his bloody head."EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW THAT GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!@!!#$!$#@@#$^&*%^$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Goku shreiked.He jumped out the car and flew up in the air.The car smashed into a grazing moose and exploded,vaporizing everything within 30 feet.Luckily Piccolo already flew out of the car by then."Damn Goku that was one WILD ride!!!"Piccolo exclaimed."Very well said(British accent)Mr.Piccolo."Goku said. "Lets go back to Dragonett and Nixxie-chan"Piccolo said flying away."OK"Goku said following.
With da GURLZ..............
"I wonder how Piccolo is doing?"Dragonett said,more to herself then to Nix.Nix crossed her arms and floated up in air.Dragonett yawned and started playing with her bright magenta hair. Nix's eyes widened."HEY THEY'RE BACK!!!! she said happily.Dragonett looked up."Hey didja get your license yet,guys?"Dragonett asked.Piccolo frowned."Nooooooooooooope."Nix rolled her eyes,"Great now Chi Chi is gonna PMS about THAT now."Piccolo flew up higher in the air,"Come on lets go................the driving teachers are dead too so there is no point in coming back......" Goku followed along with Dragonett and Nix.
About an hour later...........
"WHADDYA MEAN YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE????!!! WHATTA TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAN GO AWAY........I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND CRY FOR A WHILE..........AAAAAAAARGGHH!!!!Chi Chi hollered. She then fainted.Icarus and Gohan ran up to her while Goku and Piccolo and the 2 gurlz stood there speechless.........^^;;;;
Like 3 years later.......................
"Ok.....tis' time to meet with the others at South City...........LETS GO!!!!" Piccolo said.Chi Chi was at the door."Don't forget to change your undies Gohan!!!!! Be careful!!!!!!!!!!!!"she said."Don't worry about me mom!!! Ok lets be gone."Gohan replied.Dragonett and Nix were dressed in spandex shorts and tank tops ready for battle. They all zanzokened off into the horizon.
ABout 20 minutes later............
Dragonett scanned the ground for the others along with Piccolo."hey i found them,right down there......" she said.They zoomed down to the ground to find Yamcha ,Krillen,Tien,Bulma and Yajirobe standing there."HEY Bulma you've got a baby!!! I BET Yamcha is the father!!!! " Gohan said gleefully. Yamcha looked up with puppy eyes."NOO...i'm not the FATHER!!!! Why dont you ASK that 2 faced slut who the FATHER is?"he said in a hurt voice. Nix turned to Bulma."Hey Bulma whos the father and whats his name?" she asked.Bulma lit up."My new baby's name is TRUNKS and the father is VEGETA...why?"Nix coughed "...................VEGETA????????????VEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??????" everyone cried except for Goku,Piccolo and Dragonett.Bulma looked confused."WWWHAT??? whats wrong with Veggie????? " she said. "Nevermind that",Piccolo said,"We have to find those androids." Everyone shook their heads."RIGHT."They all flew down to the city.
Meanwhile down at the city.....
People were at the city,shopping,chatting,doing their thing.All of a sudden 2 weird beings landed from the air into a clearing.People looked at them strange.One of them was an old man,wearing a pretty f*cked up looking hat and weird clothes.The other one was pretty fat,white skin,girly eyes,weird hat,and weird looking clothes.The two beings walked throughout town and it looked like they were looking for something.Yamcha,Tien,Piccolo,Dragonett,Nix and everyone else (except Bulma and Yajirobe) were already at the city."Any sign of them?"Piccolo asked Dragonett."Dunno,we don't even know what they look like,Piccolo."she responded.Yamcha was running around and behind buildings looking for suspicious people.Nix was floating above cars.All these peeps were STARING at her."Acting like you have never seen a flying girl with a tail before....shhhheeeeesh..."she mumbled.She flew off to a nearby park.Tien was searching around a parking lot with all 3 of his eyes.They were all getting nowhere quick.
Meanwhile with Yamcha...
"Hmmmmmm i wonder where those androids could be..........I'll just pick up some girls instead." he said to himself. A skanky girl in a skimpy dress with high heels walked by Yamcha.He took one glance at her and ran in front of her."Hey babe,wanna rent a hotel room and-----...."he said,but he stopped short.She screamed and ran away.Yamcha was confused for a moment,but found out WHY she was scared away.This really old looking man in funny looking clothes was staring back at him."Hey old man,you shouldn't be here right now, a bunch of fruitcake Andriods are here right now.......so go away.."Yamcha told the man.The man gave Yamcha a funny look."Andriods huh? I AM an Android.WAnna piece of MEEE???!!!"he said in a low voice.Yamcha frowned."awwwwww sssssssshhhh---- ACK!!!" Yamcha was grabbed by the throat by the old man."Now do me a favor and DDDDDIIIEEEE!!!!"the man said. The old man was then kicked in the balls by Yamcha."AAAAAAAAAHHH CRAP YOU KICKED MY IRON BALLS!!!!! well not really ,they're actually a type of metal alloy but YOU STILL KICKED THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!"The man screamed.Yamcha frantically scampered away.awww man that old fart is hot on my trail.....must THINK.......Yamcha desperately tried to evade the old man."WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!" Yamcha screamed,"HELP MEEEEEEEEE SOMEBODY!!!!!!!!!!"
With Dragonett and Piccolo.........
"Hey Piccolo I think i just heard a scream", Dragonett pointed out. "Nah its probably a park hobo getting raped........don't worry about it." Piccolo said chuckling. "Yah but sense a power level rapidly going down.........wait....its YAMCHA'S!!!! DAMNIT!!!"Dragonett cried.Piccolo's eyes widened,"Oh damn.....why Yamcha?? I don't feel like saving him now." They flew off towards the power level.
With Krillin and Tien.......
"Hey Tien ya see anything?" Krillin yelled from behind a dumpster."NAw........hey Krillin i've got an idea......lets make a garbage fire and act homeless.....maybe that will attract the Androids' attention....hehe." Tien said blinking.Krillin raised a brow."AAAAAAAALLLLRRIIIIIGHTTTTT......"Krillin said.*~* "WAIT i sense a power level decreasing very fast......we better investigate!!! LETS GO!!!" Tien said.They hastily flew off.
WIth Nixxie-Chan.........
Nix was busy searching for Androids near a local Claire's store."Crap.........i think someone got hurt, I'd better check it out....." She grabbed a whole display case of earrings with her tail and flew off."HHHHHHEEEYYY WTF!!!!!!! get yer arse back heah'!!!!!! " the saleswoman said.
Back with Yamcha and that naughty Android.....
Yamcha tripped over a roadkilled racoon and stumbled to the ground."AWWWW NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" he whimpered. The Android was calmly walking through the raging traffic blowing cars up and causing explosions.People were running like MAD!!!! uh oh, CHAOS.hehe..."You kicked my ballz Yamcha now you must die now."The Android announced.Yamcha cringed."How the hell do you know my name??!!!"Yamcha demanded."I know EVERYones name.......i even know what you used to call your childhood blanket.......hehe"the old man said laughing."NOOOOOOO NOOOOO that is CLASSIFIED information!!!!!!"Yamcha begged."Now if you don't mind.......::grabs Yamcha's mouth:: lemme drain you of your mojo.....ER......energy!!!"The Android said."MMMMMMMMMPPHHH!!!!"was all Yamcha could say.Yamcha's hands soon hung limp to his sides, despite his struggle.Ohhh YESSSSSS i feel SO alive!!! YES YES YES!!!! oohh crap wrong line.
All of a sudden Piccolo and Dragonett arrive."WHAT THE HELLLLLLL???????"Piccolo screamed."You've g-g-got YAMCHA!!!! oh NO!!!" Dragonett began to power up.The Android threw a lifeless Yamcha to the ground.Then Nix and Tien and Krillin came.Nix gasped and ran to Yamcha's aid."Oh my gawd Yamcha like are you all right???????!!!"she cried,shaking Yamcha.Tien started bawling his eyes out."WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"he screeched.Krillin was speechless.UUhhh NOOO this doesn't look good.......WHERE is Goku when we need him????!!!!!
With Goku..........
"oooohh yummmmyy.......DEEEEEEEEElish!!!!!" Goku commented eating one chalupa after another at Taco Bell."MMMMMYYY CHALUUUUUUPA!!!!" he said giggling.The store staff was simply staring.0_o
end o'part TWO!!!! To Be COnTinUed..... yadda yadda yadda............C YA THEN!!! ^_^ ~naomi