In no time the Z warriors arrived at the scene."HEY WHAT DID YOU DO TO YAMCHA??????????"Nix Demanded.The Android chuckled."Hehehehehe heh."Piccolo inched toward the guy."Either you tell me who you are or i'll beat the pulp outta you."Piccolo growled."I'M NOT TELLING YOU SHIT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"he responded. Piccolo grabbed him by his throat and SQUEEZED the hell out of it, little trickles of blood came out of the Android's mouth."TELL ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!" Piccolo barked, squeezing harder.Dragonett and Nix were at Yamcha's aid.Krillin and Tien were just standing there."ACCCCCCKKKK......OK OK I'm an Android, i'm Android number 20 , OK?OK? see i told you!!! now lemme GO!!!!!"he pleaded.Piccolo frowned but threw the Android to the ground.Android 20 started to spit up blood, shaking his head and hacking."Krillin bring Yamcha back to Yajirobe, and give him a Senzu bean."Dragonett ordered, still supporting Yamcha.Krillin ran up, grabbed Yamcha by his butt and flew off.Damn, that Yamcha's butt is soooooo tight and HARD!!!! UGH what am i THINKING!!!??????he thought.Krillin quickly disappeared from the others' sight.All of a sudden the other Android, the fat white girly one came out of nowhere.Dragonett looked at him funny and bursted out laughing."AHAHAHHAAAA HAAA!!!!! oh my god look at THIS guy!!!! what happened you escaped from a CIRCUS???????"she said giggling.The Android's eyes swelled up in tears."EVERYBODY'S GOTTA MAKE FUN OF ME!!!!!! ::sniff:: waaaaaaaaiiii!!!!"
THE ANDROID SAGA....................DRAGONETT STYLE!!!! part 3
Piccolo glared at the other Android and smirked."SO you are the OTHER Android huh?"he grinned and then busted out laughing real hard.Everyone else busted out laughing.Android 20 looked up from the ground.Thats funny, they don't seem to be worried about me and 19 at all.hmmmmmmmmmmmm......he wiped his mouth and cringed at all the blood left on his hand after."HEY, you are supposed to be the big bad Android that Trunks was telling us about huh?"Dragonett said chuckling.Piccolo scratched his head,"I guess our training DID pay off huh? HUUh?? HAahaha!!!"Piccolo then slapped Tien's back."OWW MAN!!!!" Tien screeched. The plump Android narrowed his eyes "HEY YOU BETTER STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! you BIG BULLIES!!!!" he cried."WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? HUH?"Piccolo taunted.Everyone once again busted out laughing really hard.Android 19 then tore his shirt off, exposing his hairy stretch-marked up chest."THIS is what i'm gonna do about it!!!!"he said.Everyone was grossed out.Dragonett gagged."ACK. god, i did NOT hafta see THAT!!!!!! oh man..."Android 19 start running towards the Z fighters, his belly boucing up and down."COme to DADDY!!!!"he screamed.Tien screamed and ran away.Piccolo just stood there gaping.Nix was looking buggy eyed at him.Android 20 was still on the ground in a puddle of blood, laughing.BWAahaahahahhahahaaha, go ahead 19, strip for them.......Piccolo looked down at 20 and stepped on his leg."OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWHHHHH!!!!That was my LEG, Namek!!!" 20 growled."I know."Piccolo responded, grinning.Android 20 anime sweatdropped.Dragonett was floating about 30 feet in the air.I doubt that fat Android could float, i guess i'm safe up here.She stretched out her arms above her head, but all of a sudden somebody put their hands on her waist."BITCH!!! GET YO' HANDS OFFA ME!!!!"she yelled.She whipped whoever was behind her.Its was Android 19, and he was bleeding all over his face.There were also whip marks on his face and chest."AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!! ILLLLKKK you tried to RAPE ME!!!?????? AH GAWD!!!" Dragonett screamed.She flew quickly behind Piccolo and told him what happened.Android 19 licked his finger and touched his nipple, and it made a sizzling noise."I'M DEAD sexy!!!!he said with a devilish grin.Nix frowned."NOT trying to copy that Austin Powers movie........" Android 20 cut in."I know right 19!!! couldn't you act more like ME!!!! now I'M A REAL sex symbol!!!"he said.Piccolo looked down at 20 funny.Sex symbol, my tight green ass.Dragonett looked at 20, then at 19, then again at 20.She raised a brow, and said"Hey aren't we gonna get this fight started or WHAT??" Everybody looked at her."I know right," Nix said. Piccolo was like "I'M SAYING!!!!! ^_^".19 rubbed his tummy, and pointed at Dragonett,"COME IN HERE!!!!".Dragonett rolled her eyes.Nix started powering up.Tien peeked over from a nearby bush.God damn, and i thought CHAOTZU was PALE!!!......Piccolo was flexing his muscles getting ready for battle, still standing on Android 20.Dragonett was calmly standing there and there was a ki slowly forming around her.19 was clearly getting impatient.
Meanwhile with Krillin and Yamcha.........
"Gee Yamcha, you are getting HEAVY" Krillin said as he landed on the cliff that Yajirobe, Bulma and baby Trunks were on. All of a sudden, Gohan appeared out of nowhere."Hey Gohan, for a while there, i thought you were no longer in this FAnfic!!!!"Krillin said."I know, but i came in again, so i'm in the story again."Gohan said gleefully."Uh HUH yeh what ever."Krillin said.Gohan looked at Yamcha and said " Hey what happened to Yamcha?" The others ran over to Yamcha too."Hey Yajirobe, give Yamcha one of those Senzu Beans." Krillin asked.Yajirobe sneered and was like"OH fine then, HERE."He threw a bean at Krillin.It landed on Krillins face and bounced off and fell to the ground.Krillin then bent over and grabbed the Senzu Bean off the ground."Stupid fat crackhead...."Krillin muttered under his breath.He stuffed the bean in Yamcha's mouth.As soon as he woke up he started choking, grabbing his throat."HACK HACK HAAACCCKKKK ::cough cough cough:: AAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!" was all Yamcha could say.He then fell dead."Oops" Krillin said anime sweatdropping."Ahhh well.I mean it was only Yamcha, i mean it would be worse if Piccolo died, cuz of the Dragonballs.....yeh and no more Namekian love in bed.....heh heh heh."Bulma said.Krillin looked at her funny.o.0....i gotta tell Dragonett that one....he thought.Yajirobe just sat in the corner making sum merry.(heheheh Lindsay)
Gohan looked on as if nothing was happening."Hey Krillin, where's my dad?" Gohan asked."I dunno...."Krillin said wearily. All of a sudden Goku flew in out of nowhere with Snoop Dogg music playing in the backround."Hey guys ....wuuuzzzup?"Goku said all happy and stuff.Everyone looked at him.Krillin broke the silence."Well Yamcha just died, the Androids came already, possibly killing our friends right now aaaannnnddddddd, my butt hurts."Goku nodded."Okie Dokie!!"Goku said cheerfully. "WELL GET YOUR LITTLE ASSES DOWN THERE AND FIGHT!!!!!"Bulma screeched.Everyone else anime sweatdropped.Baby Trunks started wailing."WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!" Goku, Krillin and Gohan zanzokened off to the battle scene.
Back with our heroic heroes...
Piccolo continued to stand there, on top of Android 20's leg."PICCOLO!! EITHER YOU GET OFF MY LEG, OR YOU'LL FACE MY WRATH!!!!!!!"he yelled."Try and make me get off."Piccolo said without looking down.Android 20, just rolled his eyes and pouted.Dragonett and 19 were having a stareoff.Dragonetts Ki increased with every passing second.19 examined Dragonett."Hey did you know that you have the most seducing eyes, Dragonett?"he called out.Dragonett rolled her eyes."Hey 19, did you know that there's drumstick sticking out of your ass right now?" she said.19 looked at his ass."PSYCHE!!!!" she jetted up to him and tripped him with her tail.He bashed to the ground headfirst.Then she elbowed him in the gut."OOWWWWWWWWW OOWOWOOWOWWWW CRAP STOP IT!!!!!" he pleaded.Blood was gushing out of his mouth."You look pretty pitiful there, 19...."Nix said."Dat is trife."Tien said under his breath.Dragonett calmly flew off and landed about 20 feet behind him.Piccolo was smiling.Android 20, was smoking a blunt, despite the fact that Piccolo was standing on top of him."Yo this is da shit."he said, taking a puff.Piccolo looked down at him."Hey Android, did you know that smoking is bad?" he then stepped on his arm(the one that was holding the blunt)."OOOOWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHH SHITT!!!!"Android 20 shrieked. Meanwhile, 19 was catching his breath, while Dragonett was filing her little shiny back claws. All of a sudden Goku, Gohan and Krillin flew in."HEY GUYS!!!" Goku said waving.Everyone anime dropped.