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HUMOR: EVERYTHING ELSE: POLITICS
HOW COLD IS IT?
- 60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on.
- 50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat.
- 45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
- 40 degrees - You can see your breath.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesotans go swimming.
- 35 degrees - Italian cars don't start.
- 32 degrees - Water freezes.
- 30 degrees - You plan your vacation in Australia.
- 25 degrees - Ohio water freezes.
Californians weep pitiably.
Minnesotans eat ice cream.
Canadians go swimming.
- 20 degrees - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
New York City water freezes.
Miami residents plan vacation farther south.
- 15 degrees - French cars don't start.
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
- 10 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
- 5 degrees - American cars don't start.
- 0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
- -10 degrees - German cars don't start.
Eyes freeze shut when you step outside.
- -15 degrees - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects.
Miami residents cease to exist.
- -20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof.
Japanese cars don't start.
- -25 degrees - Too cold to think.
You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
- -30 degrees - You plan a two week hot bath.
Swedish cars don't start.
- -40 degrees - Californians disappear.
Minnesotans button top button.
Canadians put on sweater.
Your car helps you plan your trip South.
- -50 degrees - Congressional hot air freezes.
Alaskans close the bathroom window.
- -80 degrees - Polar bears move South.
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
- -100 degrees - Hell freezes over.
Clinton finally tells all.
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