Welcome to Felix's Lounge!


Hi! This is Felix here, and welcome to my Lounge! Hence the name, Felix's Lounge! So, you think you're ready for dating, eh? Well, you're not! Not until you've read my dating tips, that is! And coming soon, you'll be able to participate in my dating game, Felix's Dating Game! Then you'll REALLY be ready for dating! So, come on in, read the fics, look at the fan art, and have a good time!
And remember, no dating until after you've read every single tip!

And Jenna, no dating until you're thirty-five.
...but Felix...
No buts, Jenna
But, Felix! He's a really nice guy!
No, I won't hear another word!
Yo, what's up?
Go away! We're trying to talk behind your back here!
...what?
You are a dimwit, aren't you.
ALEX! ::glomps::
Hey, Jen!
Oh...please...
So, did you miss me?
Yes!
You were gone for a whole...five minutes! How in the heck can she miss you?
You just don't understand true love, Felix.
Yes I do! Why would I have a Dating Game if I didn't?
I don't know...because the owners of this site are wacked?
You'd better watch yourself.
Yeah, we wouldn't want Alex's Water Park to be taken down, now would we?
Guess not. Carry on, Felix. Carry on.
Okay...uh...so...enjoy the site! And join the dating game! And...stuff! Yeah!
So...don't date until you read those tips! And Alex, you break her heart and I break you!

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