The Really Long Al and BT Chronicles Survey

Oh Joy! A Survey

Results

First off...your name.
And your email. C'mon, cough it up.
How disturbed are you by this site?
How disturbed are you by Al?
How disturbed are you by BT?
How disturbed did the "So funny you'll toss your tushies" caption under the title make you?
Was the FAQ useful? No? Well then why the hell didn't you submit a question?!
Does Sassip make you soil your pants in fear?
Wouldn't you just love to take MT home with you?
Do you like Lemonade Pops?
Do you like Lemmyade Pops?
Do you even notice the difference?
Do you think BT will ever get Micky? (It'll never happen in a bazillion eternities, but what do you think anyway so we can have something to ask?)
Are you disturbed by terms like "foopy", "boofer", and "minty muffin"?
Does the word "Tush?" make you want to get up and dance, or cower in the Drawer O' Fun?
Would you eat the Sentient Poundcake? You WOULD? That's mean...
Are you disturbed by phrases like "firm and unyielding with a succulent aroma"?
Do you like this survey?
Would you rather be the subject of BT's amorous pursuits than fill out another question?
I didn't think so. Can you tell we are overly obsessed with cats?
Can you tell we are full of ourselves?
Alright now...Al or BT. Pick one. C'mon.
Do Al and BT scare you collectively?
Do the Monkees scare you collectively?
Do MT and Sassip scare you collectively?
Do BPFL & poundcake scare you collectively?
And how about Mike's spark plug?
Do you like the wacky pictures that are gross... that's it. Just gross.
Does Oingo Boingo scare you collectively?
Does that question strike confusion in your heart and mind?
Well, it should. Would you roll yourself to a chicken fry party if you happened to have tickets?
Even if there was no corn?
Or taters?
Did you even know you needed tickets to get into a chicken fry party?
Do you like making nut and birdseed castles?
What have you learned from the Al & BT chronicles?
Do you think punting is fun?
Would you punt someone, given the chance?
How do you feel about pouch time?
Do you sometimes find yourself wishing you were a big green sea monster with flippers and a pouch?
Aren't BT & Micky absolutely perfect for each other? Don't you really think they should get together? Hmmm?
Don't you think Davy and Al are CUUU-UUTEEE together?
Don't you wish the Monkee Twins (Izzy and Han) were around more? They are evil!
Who is the best together? and
Do you think Al & BT should hire a professional proofreader?
What's your favorite story?
Who's your favorite character?
Don't you wish Hat never got banished to oblivion?
What do you think BT did with her brain, REALLY?
Did you even read these stories or are you just a sucker for surveys?
What # story are you up to now?
Do you think Mr. Kretchlow has anything to do with these wild chicken fry parties?
Am we are prodding to much into your life?
I is are a was were when how who and what?
Past present future fez in timeless halls of warp doink?
Any final words before you're off to Sassip's pouch?

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