THE PHAT MANS REVIEW
WC's Amber Fan Club
First off a thanks go out to Channel 27 (WKBN) for mentioning us on the air last night after the survivor show. We hope to make you proud.  Now to the show. So our wait if finally over, Amber is on National TV. In my opinion she is ready to rock.  So what did I find out from last nights show:
- They spent 42 days down in Hell
- The Kucha Tribe is weak, very weak
- Amber showed ability to lead
- I should have never drawn Debb in the S-II Pool

On Amber:
Now on to more detail and insight.  Right off the bat, Amber grabbed the map and started to lead her team to the camp.  However, then she became really quiet and low key.  This was a smart move, because we saw with Debb, someone that barks off at the mouth will not last.  Think about it, you just got dumped with 8 people you have never talked to  the last thing you want is some guy looking correction officer telling you what to do. Bye, bye Deb.  During the Walk amber did show some weakness with the rice, but then again that bag of rice must have weighted 10-20 pounds and my guess is she never had to walk 5 miles with a bag of rice in Pittsburgh or at Wesminster.  Maybe the AGD's should add that to their pick up.

Next Amber took some great initative and held that rope as the manic Keith went to town. Have you ever heard of the jackhammer in bed, well he is the jackhammer of S-II.  Amber held despite the pain, proving she is tuff and earning respect of her tribe.  I do see the chances of Amber hooking up with Colby, she seemed to hug him alot and if I was him I would be returning the favor. Hey, 42 days is a long time without someone. 

So I think Amber will wait in her Trojan Horse, play the nice girl, help out, but won't get too commanding. Then after the first few weeks of cuts, she will move up to show her leadership and start backstabbinig with the best of them.  My advice to the tribes, watch out for Amber..

On Deb:
Now everyone knows I got stuck with Deb on the S-II pool. Great draw ...  I looked at her picture and got scared. Then I saw her and she was pissing off the rest of the tribe from the start. Then to top it all off she starts trying to play diplomat and get Jeff off the show.  Bad move, bad hair, stick with your women.  However that being said, the Kucha tribe made a really dumb move voting Deb off.  "  A chain is only as strong as its weakest link"  That was not Debb, but Roger or Jeff.  If the next challenge is another physical challenge they will lose again, and Jeff looks like he has the plague.  Jeff is a computer consolutant, his idea of an outback is a $100,000 RV sitting in the wildness park at Disney world drinking some beers and pizza.  Those two should have went not Debb, my prediction, Kucka will lose next week too
             
Clock here to read Debb's Final Word

On Kimmi:  (Spice TV)
Now here is a Survivor that will sell.  America loves sex, and she appears to be the one that will bring it to us on S-II.  She made some shocking admissions last night, lets start off with " Where am I going to masturbate" or how about "When i was in this 3-some"...  Is this made for TV stuff, who cares it is hot and funny.  How could she not be the S-II person of the week here, not to mention she keep walking around with a bikini/bra all show. Remember you heard it here first, she will end up hooking up with someone, maybe even another women.. Lets wait and see.  I would like everyone to leave a message on the
message board regarding what you think Kimmi luxury item is?  (Probally can't show it on TV)

Top 4 Survivor
Here are my top 4 favorites after the 1st show:  Keith , Amber , Colby and Alicia.  In no order, but these are the strongest 4.  I had to put one person in from Kucha tribe so Alicia made it.  Keith seems to very wise and does not resort to talking behind someones back ( with Jerri the Bitch) he solved the problem and got her to help, the sign of a true winner.  Colby is strong tuff smart key. You all know how we feel about Amber, and Alicia is one tuff lady.
Episode #:  1
Survivor of the Show
Voted Off :
Winning Tribe
Should have been Voted Off :
KIMMI
OGAKOR TRIBE
DEBB
ROGER
Vote to win after this show :
COLBY
Kimmi is sexual machine, cool...
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