LoveMichel01

1. Your license plate says "PASPAR2."

2. You buy tons of those cheesy little "Learn To Speak....." tapes so you can learn to speak 14 languages
      very badly, just like Passepartout.

3. You suddenly begin thinking that a goatee is a man's most attractive feature.

4. You attempt to make your apartment look just like Passepartout's workshop on the Aurora.

5. You have an ENTIRE WALL of your bedroom plastered with pictures of Michel.

6. You hear a French accent when browsing through the Jules Verne books in Barnes & Noble and
      practically break your neck --- & knock down ten people --- attempting to discover if Michel could
      POSSIBLY be there.

7. You call all your local theatres every week and bug them to get ANY movie that Michel has been in.

8. You go to the Valet Protection Agency site every day just to sigh over all the beautiful pictures of him.

9. You watch the SAJV episode "Book of Knowledge" over & over again just to drool over that scene of
      Michel shirtless.

10. You watch the episode "Eyes of Lazarus" over & over, and start bawling when Passepartout is
       rescued from the mental hospital, no matter how many times you've already seen it.

11. You watch the episode "Royalty" over & over because you get to see TWO of Michel!

12. You are so inundated with fanfic plot bunnies involving Passepartout that you have filled 8 huge
notebooks with scribbling.

13. Your band has recorded a love song you wrote for him.

14. You have written him dozens of letters (none of which you have had the courage to actually SEND).

15. You have VERY graphic sexual dreams involving Michel and ..... mangoes.

16. You decide to learn to cook, because Passepartout can.

17. You write sappy, sentimental, goofy, insipid love poetry to Michel.

18. You write sappy, sentimental, goofy, insipid love songs about Michel.

19. You dream about nothing but Michel.

20. You draw little hearts with his name on them over every surface in your apartment.