Name? Oreo

Nicknames? 'E-oh.

Age? none of your business.

Care to describe yourself? tortoise-shell, long-haired, fit, and well-groomed. lets not bring up the hair i'm losing on my back legs.

What's your childhood trauma? i had a very happy childhood, thank you. besides being taken from my mother too early. and losing my surrogate mother too quickly.

What would a psychotherapist say is your biggest issue? so i'm a little anti-social. so i need my personal space! so what!

What are your favorite activities? growling, eating. scaring the neighbors' dogs and young children so much they jump and walk ten feet away from me at all times.

What's your favorite thing to eat? cat food, table scraps, lots of things. raw meat -mmm!

What's the weirdest thing you will eat? vegetables, especially tomatoes, lettuce -pretty much everything on a salad, and some fruits- like apples

Who would you call your arch enemy? everyone

Who's your best friend? me.

Do you have any special talents? i'm very intimidating.

Random, little-known facts about you? i sleep on the master bed when no one's looking, i balance on the very edge of the cat box when i use it and refuse to touch the litter at all.

Today's date? August 6, 2002


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