Name? Patches

Nicknames? Goobles, Goobies, Weirdo, and Ding-Dong

Age? 6?

Care to describe yourself? black and white patched

What's your childhood trauma? i was abandoned as a kitten..i followed Rolly and Buddy home and found a new family. yey me.

What would a psychotherapist say is your biggest issue? codependancy. there's also what i like to call the "kitten syndrom": because i look like a kitten still (BUT I'M NOT!), i have to live in fear of little girls.

What are your favorite activities? following people around, running, howling, carrying things around the house in my mouth What's your favorite thing to eat? eat? what? oh, i like bacon bits! sometimes. when i remember i like them.

What's the weirdest thing you will eat? i like to roll around on licorice, gum, mints, and cleaning solutions. they smell good.

Who would you call your arch enemy? it depends on the time of day

Who's your best friend? um..i don't know. i mean, Rolly and Thomas are my adopted brothers, but they don't always like me to hang out with them.

Do you have any special talents? i can make really interesting noises. and get into really small places.

Random, little-known facts about you? i'm only half spade, and i still go into heat.

Today's date? August 6, 2002





* Rolly *
* Thomas *
* Oreo *
* Buddy *
* Riley *

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