Good evening, Bon soir, and Kombanwa Everyone! Welcome to The Fans Want to Know the show where we interview the stars of your favorite anime/manga and see some delightfully amusing hijynx! Tonight we have the Sailormoon SuperS, Usagi, Chibiusa, Mamoru, Tiger Eye, Fish Eye, Hawk Eye, and the Flaming Winged Eyeball! ~eyes the interviewees~ Although, SOMEone booked the wrong part of the season, and I don't know how I'm going to interview the Amazon Trio...
== The Amazon Trio aka the three floating, glowing orbs dance around above their seats ==
Duo; ~from off stage~ hee hee. ^-^
Tasuki; ~also from off~ REVENGE!! Bahahahahahahahaha!!!
Hiiro; ~again, from off~ Hn.
Duo; Oi, Hiiro. I know you can laugh, why don't you?
Hiiro; ~glare~
Usagi; Mamochan...
Mamoru; Usako...
Usagi; Mamochan...
Mamoru; Usako...
Usagi; Mamo-- mmph!! ~she's silenced by a sock being shoved into her mouth by Rei~
Rei; ~gives peace sign~ There now! You may continue!
Usagi; ~removes sock~ REICHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could you do such a thing?!!?!
...
Rei; It was for your own good, Odango Atama!!
Chibiusa; ~snickers~
Usagi; QUIET YOU LITTLE NUISANCE.
Chibiusa; WHO'S A LITTLE NUISANCE?!
Mamoru; ... ~sigh~
um... ano....
The Amazon Trio; ~float, float~
The FWE (Flaming Winged Eyeball); ~flap flap~
Duo; ~off~ and she thought OUR interview was crazy, eh Hiiro?
Hiiro; hn.
Tasuki; ~on the floor laughing~
~forces a smile~ Maa yo! Let's get started, shall we?
== Mamoru perks up, Chibiusa sits down, The Amazon Trio continue to float, the FWE continues to flap, and Usagi and Rei proceed to stick their tongues out at each other... which is at least silent ==
Mamoru! Full name please!
Mamoru; Chiba Mamoru desu.
So tell me, The Fans want to Know, what DO you see in Usagi anyway?
Usagi; Nani!!!! ~gives Mamoru warning look~
Mamoru; Well, she has saved the world a few times.... and... ano............
well?
Usagi; and?
Mamoru; and, well, she's great in bed! ~sweatdrop~
Everyone; ~sweatdrop~
Rei; Well, we ALL know that!
Everyone; O.O
Rei; ah! er, what I mean is...........
Usagi; ~bright red~ Reichan.........
~clears throat~ So, hey! Rei! you weren't even a part of this interview!!
Rei; Oh yeah...
~shrug~ That's okay, though, you can stay.
Rei; All right! Minako will be SO jealous! She loves this show!
Oh hohoho. ^^
Tasuki; ~from off~ Duo! What's happening?! It's calmed down!
Duo; Damn. We'll have to think of something else. Any ideas Hiiro?
Hiiro; ~holds up detonation device~ Well, I have wired the studio-- ~is cut off as Duo and Tasuki tackle him~
Duo; no No NO! If we blow up her studio she'll torture us again!! Do YOU want that Hiiro?
Hiiro; But... she gave me missions. Now that Endless Waltz is over... I have no missions... ~begins crying~ WHAT DO I HAVE TO LIVE FOR ANYMORE!!!! WHAAAAAAA!!!
Tasuki; O.O Even when we're not being interviewed we're OOC!!
~evil grin~ Now then, Mamoru, what was it like being evil?
Mamoru; which time?
Uhh... with Queen Beryl.
Mamoru; ~wrinkles nose~ She was a little too domineering for my tastes.
Usagi; What's that supposed to mean?
Mamoru; Ah! Usako! It means nothing! Nothing at all!
Usagi; I'll get it out of you later.
Mamoru; ~nervous giggle~
What about with Sailorgalaxia?
Mamoru; Uhmn... can we change the subject?
... okay. Usagi! Full name please!
Usagi; Tsukino Usagi desu!
How long is your hair?
Usagi; It varies from episode to episode.
So, and believe me, I wouldn't ask this unless the fans wanted to know--
Rei; ~snort~
-- but when was Chibiusa conceived?
Chibiusa; ~glower~
Usagi; mm... about an hour or so after she went back to the future... in Sailormoon R that is.
Everyone; O.O
~thinks~ How does that work?
Usagi; Well, it was her fault for coming into the past in the first place! We had to strike a deal with Neo Queen Serenity, and then send her to the future to be sent to the past. Pluto was not pleased.
I can imagine not. Chibiusa, what do you have to say in response to this?
Chibiusa; ~teary eyed~ I was adopted?
Rei; ~punches her in the head~ NOT IF IT WAS BY YOUR BIRTH PARENTS!!!
Chibiusa; But my parents in the future adopted me from my parents in the past! Whaa! I Hate You Usagi!
Usagi; What?!
Rei; I hate time.
Yup. Hmm... since I'm done with the parents, and Chibiusa's in hysterics, who can I interview next?
Duo; heheheh.... I'd like to see her pull this off.
Hiiro; Duo, Tasuki, get off me.
Duo; But I thought you liked being on the bottom?
Tasuki; Yeah, so does Nuriko.
Duo; O.O So It's TRUE!!
Tasuki; As of last night, yeah! We went for drinks with Lantis and Eagle, and well, they were acting all lovey dovey, and Nuri's so gosh darn beautiful...
Duo; Lots of alcohol?
Tasuki; Oh yeah.
Hey you three! Quit taking time away from my interview!!
Rei; and get a room! sheesh!
Duo, Hiiro, and Tasuki; ~red~
Tasuki; Hey! You wanna join us, hotshot?!
Rei; ~contemplates this, on the one hand, she could stick around, on the other, she could find a room with three hot guys. The guys win over, and she leaves. So do the other three. The cameraman does not follow~
Thank goodness. Now, uh... Amazon Trio!
Trio; ~float float~
ano ne... How does it feel to be orbs of light?
Trio; ~float float~
Is Pegasus nice to you? Are you happy?
Trio; ~float float~
Usagi, Mamoru, and Chibiusa; ~stare as silence stretches~
Usagi; ano... they aren't even answering...
The show must go on.... ~grumbles~ How about you, Flaming Winged Eyeball? Were you scared when the Amazoness Quartet tried to eat you?
FWE; ~flap flap~ ~nods~
How do you keep that flame going all the time? Even in the rain!
FWE; ~flap flap~ ~makes some sort of a shrug with it's wings~
Mamoru; I thought it's name was Jirukon, or Zirukon or sumthing like that.
Usagi & Chibiusa; Yeah.
Oh. Good point. ~checks watch~ Well! that's all the time we have for folks! Please join us next time when we interview some of the members of CLAMP's famously long and dark manga, X! I've booked, Kamui, Fuuma, Nataku, Subaru, Seishirou, and... I'm working on getting Kotori... but she might already be dead. If not, it will be a mystery guest! Thank you and good night! I have to go think of a way to get back at those three trouble makers...
Usagi; I think they left with Reichan.
Mamoru; Let's go join them! Interviewer, can you babysit Chibiusa?
Uhh... sure.. okay...
== Mamoru and Usagi run off ==
um... Chiriko!!
Chiriko; Hai!
I brought you a new friend!
Chibiusa; Hi!
Chiriko; Hi!
I may have started the end of the world there, but it saved me. Good night everyone!
[I need a life]
[Written by Inseiko, 2000]