Sesshomaru went surfing on the internet.
How or why Sesshomaru was on the internet, especially in Feudal Japan, is beside the point.
He was surfing on the internet.
Deal with it.
Anyway.
Just for a lark he entered his own name into the search engine.
Sesshomaru pressed enter, and waited.
After a few moments the search engine brought up it's response.
568.3 sites.
Sesshomaru blinked.
... I don't know how you can have .3 sites. This too, is beside the point.
Refusing to revel in his newfound popularity, Sesshomaru began to scroll down the sites.
Sesshomaru found a site that was confusing.
www.Fluffy.com
Fluffy?
Fluffy?!
How did that in any remote way relate to him?
Sesshomaru clicked into the site.
Sesshomaru wanted to know who Fluffy was.
Fluffy was Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru was not pleased.
Sesshomaru searched out the creators of the site and killed them.
Sesshomaru found everyone else who ever called him Fluffy and killed them too.
Sesshomaru felt better.
Sesshomaru went back to the computer.
Sesshomaru continued to search.
www.IloveSess-chan.com.
Sess-chan?
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[I figured I'd end it there. Am I the champion of Inu Yasha spam or what? Kee hee.]