*from closet* Bwahahahaha!!!
Duo: Uh-oh... there she goes with the maniacal female laughter again.
Vash: Hmmm... maybe she got some of Jen's more potent crack.
Trowa: I think she's just evil like Riva.
Duo: But BiBi and Jen are evil, too...
Vash: Nani's kinda scary sometimes... she is a talking squirrel.
Duo: @_@ I think I missed that one...
Nuriko: Oh, you boys are way off!
Duo: Oh, yeah, I'd like to see you figure it out Nuri--Hey! Since when did Danae get one of... you? Great, now she's getting bish and not even telling us about it!
Nuri: *hits Duo over the head with a chair*
Duo: *_*
Nuriko: Oh, sorry. I couldn't find a table. Jen's still got mine.
Trunks: Oh, so you're Jen's Nuriko?
Nuriko: *nods* Yeah, she just loaned me out to Danae for the Wufei Torture Hour.
Trowa: Finally, the torture hour! I borrowed this from Xellos just in case... *reaches into pants*
*danae runs out of closet* Trowa! PG, PG!!!
Trowa: *holds up Mistletoe* What? *grin*
Nuriko: *hits Trowa over the head with a lamp* I really need to bring my tables next time...
Trowa: *_*
Trunks: *sigh* I wanted to Ki blast him, too.
Maybe later, Trunksie. Besides, I have enough trouble keeping my house in one piece with Vash around.
Vash: *making goo-goo eyes at Nuri* So, why didn't anyone ever tell me that Jen had such a fine looking lady hanging around?
Uh...
Vash: *drooling over Nuri* You know, I'm an expert marksman...
Nuri: *yawns* Oh, really...
Danae and Trunks: *roll eyes* Uh, Vash...
Vash: Huh? *still staring at Nuri*
Danae and Trunks: *sigh* Nevermind.
Nuriko: So, am I going to get to torture the pilot boy today or not?
Of course... just a second... *drags Wufei out of closet bound to a folding chair*
Trunks: Does Riva know you have her Wufei?
I'm sure she doesn't mind. I had one just for the torture hour but it seems he finally managed to gnaw through his ropes and climb out the window. Besides, I thought Riva's Wufei could use a good torturing...
Wufei: *death glare*
Nuriko: Well, he sure doesn't look like much.
Wufei: Mffpfft!
Maybe we should take the gag out...
Danae and still conscious bish: *exchange glances* Naaahh...
Trunks: *pulls box out of closet* Here's the supplies you wanted.
*more evil laughter*
Nuriko: Wow, she's really good at that.
Trunks: Well, she gets all of her crack from Jen.
Nuriko: I figured as much.
Vash: I love you.
Nuriko: *picks up alarm clock, prepares to bash Vash on head with it*
Hmmm... this message is getting really long... I think this torture session will have to be a two parter...
Nuriko: *still poised with alarm clock over Vash's head* But we didn't even get to the fun stuff yet!
There's plenty of time... just wait till the next message! Bwahahahaha!!! I think I'm going to pass it on to any of the other listies who want to get in on the action after that...
Wufei: *sweatdrops*
Vash: *using his best 'manly' voice* So, Nuri, want to go get a drink after this?
Yeah, I think I'm going to end this before i loose another one of my bish.
==
Danae "Bwahahahaha!!!" Maxwell
...And her sexy, perfect clone, Duo "Lying in an unconscious heap
on
the floor" Maxwell
... and the cute purple-haired Super Saiyan, "Finally Found his
spine (as
Riva put it)" Trunks
*glomps Trunks* I'm so proud of you!
Trunks: This has nothing to do with the torture hour.
Pfft... when am I ever on topic?
... And the Lion-taming, spiky haired pilot, Trowa "Still clutching the mistletoe" Barton
...and the incredibly clumsy, doughnut loving gunslinger Vash "So, Nuri, come here of-- ack!" the Stampede
Oh, dear... I'm down to one conscious Bish...
...and the borrowed bish, Jen's "Really missing her tables at the moment" Nuriko
... along with Riva's Wufei "Is actually wishing he was back at Riva's" Chang
One of the Official List Crack Babies
Proud Co- Caretaker of Trunks' Sleeveless Jacket
Keeper of the Shrine to
Misc 80's Memorabilia
Choreographer of Duo's Dance of Seduction
Hostess of the Wufei Torture Hour
Lover of Animal Crackers
Owner of a very large closet
"Not only am I president of the Bishounen Hair club for Fangirls,
but I'm a member, too!"
Bwhahahaha!!!