Wufei: *turning purple* Pfftt, pfft, MPPPFFFTT!!!
Wow, he can rant about justice even with a gag in.
Nuriko: You've gotta admire his spunk, anyway.
Alright, break out the make-up and mistletoe, the torture has begun!
Trunks: Uh, Danae...
*sifting through box, throws out wig, bows, make-up, high heels, some duct tape... etc etc* Yeah, Trunksie?
Trunks: I don't know about you, but I for one am not touching that mistletoe.
*glances at Mistletoe in Trowas hand* True... I hate to say it but maybe we should wake the drooling idiots there. As much as I'd love to have some peace and quiet around here for once, they might actually be of help.
Nuriko: But I just got done knocking them out!
I'll let you take them back to Jen's so you can use your tables on them when we're done, ok?
Nuriko: Well, alright.
Alright... Trunks, could you handle this one for me?
Trunks: Sure thing *picks up bathtub full of ice water which magicaly appeared and dumps it all over unconscious Bish*
Duo, Trowa, and Vash: *jump up, look around confused*
Alright, boys, time to get to work!
Duo: *rubs head* Oh, I feel like I got hit over the head with a chair...
Nuriko: *trying to look innocent* Well, we should really be getting to the torture now...
Right... alright *whips out clipboard* This is the game plan. Trowa, you've got make-up duty...
Trowa: Make up?
Duo: You are a clown.
Trowa: I wear a -mask- not make-up. But I guess I'll do make-up anyway.
Good... now, Duo, you're on hair... Vash, you're on clothing... and Nuri, you get to keep these three in line.
Nuriko: *pulls out whip* Let's get moving boys!
Vash: Anything you say... *drooling*
*sigh* I guess someone should tell him...
Duo: Let him find out the hard way.
Trowa: Why, just cause you did? *grin grin*
Duo: Shut Up!!!
Boys, boys... PG, remember? Now, Trunks, you come with me... we have a little something we need to pick up... Bwahahahaha!!! *leaves with Trunks*
Nuriko: *cracks Whip* Alright, boys, I didn't borrow BiBi's whip for nothing! Let's get a move on!
Duo: *mutters* How was I supposed to know she was a guy... *picks up hair spray, curlers, various other hair implements, and a blow torch*
Trowa: *sorting through make-up* Hmmm... let's see *glances at Wufei* looks like an autumn to me...
Vash: *sifting through box* What is this for??? *holds up corset*
Duo: I'm sure it *motions to Nuri* could tell you...
Trowa: *snickers*
Vash: Huh?
Nuri: You got something you wanna say to me?
Duo: *deer in the headlights look* No ma'am... or sir... or... uh... no.
Nuriko: *satisfied smile* That's what I thought...
Bish: *approach Wufei*
Wufei: *major Sweatdrop*
*********************************************
-a few hours later-
*enters with Trunks* Whew... that took longer than expected. So, how's it going, boys?
Duo: *takes off welding mask* I'm done! *wipes sweat from brow* Whew... and they say piloting a gundam is hard.
Vash: *stands up, dressed like a tailor with tape measuer around neck and pin cushion on wrist and all* Well, I think that'll do. I never would have imagined pink was his color...
Trowa: Just a second... *picks up blush brush* you can't rush art!
Wow, I didn't think you guys would get this into it.
Nuriko: *holds up whip* Well, I kept them in line for you.
Well, looks like I gave Nuri the right job. So, let's see the masterpiece, boys!
*Trowa, Vash and Duo step back to reveal Wufei.... dressed like
frankenfurter
from Rocky Horror, red lipstick, fish nets and all... and with
his hair puffed out and curled*
Trunks: Wow, you even got him into the stilletos.
*falls onto floor* Now -that- is torture!
Wufei: *turning a shade very near to black, steam pouring out of ears... madder than he's probably ever been, if that's possible*
Trunks: *helps Danae up* We can't forget the finishing touch.
Of course not! *opens up door* Trowa, get the mistletoe ready!
Trowa: *holds mistletoe over Wufei*
Duo: What, we're going to have it kiss him?
Nuriko: Ha! You wish! I do have standards, you know.
Duo: Could have fooled me.
Vash: Why does Duo keep calling my honey bunny an 'it'?
Danae and other bish, including Wufei: *sigh*
Now, boys, stop fighting... this is taking far too long as it is. *motions to person standing on other side of door* Come on in!
*in walks none other than Nara*
Bwahahahaha!
Trunks: *removes Wufei's gag* Get ready...
Wufei: Noooooooo!!!! Justice!!! *starts scooting chair frantically toward door*
Nuriko: *sigh* Never leave it to a man to do a woman's job. *catches Wufei with whip, pulls him back*
Duo: *mutters* Guess that counts you out...
Wufei: *still struggling* This is an outrage! You will pay dearly for this, onna! I demand Justice!
Oh, stop moving, you're ruining your hair.
Nara: You realise that you owe me big time for this.*walks over towards Wufei*
Wufei: JUSTICE!! JUSTICE!!! ACK... RIVA, HELP M--
Nara: *kisses Wufei*
He he... well, I guess that's enought torture for now boys.
All Bish: But, Danae!
No, no... we have to leave some fun for someone else. Besides, Nuriko need to be getting home and Nara and Wufei have a long trip to Riva's. Now, say good bye to the list!
Bish: *wave goodbye*
==
Danae "Will be doing the evil laughter for a loooooong time"
Maxwell
...And her sexy, perfect clone, Duo "Good.. now that we're done -it- can go home" Maxwell
... and the cute purple-haired Super Saiyan, "Rolling his eyes at the other bish" Trunks
... And the Lion-taming, spiky haired pilot, Trowa "If only Xellos were here..." Barton
...and the incredibly clumsy, doughnut loving gunslinger Vash "Can I go home with Nuri?" the Stampede
Danae and Nuri: NO!
Vash: *pouts*
...and the borrowed bish, Jen's "Wait... why don't you all come with me... I have some tables I want to show you..." Nuriko
... along with Riva's Wufei "Crying like a baby for Riva" Chang
One of the Official List Crack Babies
Proud Co- Caretaker of Trunks' Sleeveless Jacket
Keeper of the Shrine to
Misc 80's Memorabilia
Choreographer of Duo's Dance of Seduction
Hostess of the Wufei Torture Hour
Lover of Animal Crackers
Owner of a very large closet
"Not only am I president of the Bishounen Hair club for Fangirls,
but I'm a member, too!"
Bwhahahaha!!!