The Wufei Torture Hour
Part Three; "Just when you thought it was over.... THE  AFTERMATH!!"
by Riva 'Inseiko' Allard (and her bishounen)


 Oro? ~looks out window to see Nara toting a bawling, bound Wuchan~ Hm, and here I thought she'd disappeared.

 Xellos; ~evil grin~

 Xellos?

 Xellos; Na-ni?

 Never mind, I don't want to know. ~clears throat~ Now then. ~opens door and bounds out~ WU-CHA~~~~~~~~~NNNNNN!!!!!

 Wufei; Riva!!!

 ~glomp~

 Nara; ~rubs hands together~ Ima! Where is Deathscythe?

 Duo; WHAT?!

 Nara; Danaesan bribed me, saying I could pilot Deathscythe.

 Duo; WHY DON'T YOU PILOT DANAE'S DUO'S DEATHSCYTHE?!

 Nara; ~evil grin~ I get to pilot ALL THE DEATHSCYTHES on this list. ~cute smile~

 Wufei; Stop that.

 Xellos; I like her, Riva can we keep her?

 mmmmmmmm no.

 Xellos; ~pout~

 ~smothers Wufei~ WAI WUCHAN! DID YOU HAVE FUN AT THE TORTURE HOUR?!

 Wufei; What? No! Look at me!

 I'm looking! you look good in heels.

 Wufei; Onna!

 And I didn't know you could rant with a gag on, ~sly look~ what else can you do with that tongue I wonder.

 Wufei; ~looks positively mortified~

 Xellos; I could write a lemon fic illustrating just that to dear Narachan here.

 Nara; ~punches Xellos~

 Hn... ~seriously considers this~

 Subaru; What's going on out-- ~takes one look at Franken-Wu and faints~

 Trunks; Subaru?! ACK!! Wufei?!

 Tasuki; Aw, damn, I missed the Torture hour. ~goes and reads over Torture Hour~ NURI WAS THERE?!

 I think I should end this... Good luck and cherry blossoms!

 -- Riva 'wai!' Allard
 and Duo 'Stay away from my Deathscythe you.. you... girl!' Maxwell

 Subaru '~unconscious~' Sumeragi
 Xellos 'so when's the next Torture Hour?' Metallium
 Mirai 'Subaru! Speak to me!' Trunks
 Yukito '~mysteriously absent~' Tsukishiro
 Kenshin '~also mysteriously absent~' Himura
 and 'can I go visit Jenchan?' Tasuki

 and the poor, misunderstood ~snicker~ bish Chang 'now untie me so I can go wash my face off and change my clothes' Wufei

 hmmmmm No! You can stay this way for a while.

 dispenser of ten'i and sakura
 hander out of the random plushie
 writer of far too many fanfics
 PR The Comic Limits
 owner of the unruly bishounen
 proud owner of a shampoo bottle Xellos
 other co-caretaker of Trunks' sleeveless jacket
 Queen of Cliffhangers

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