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ENGLISH VERSION OF "EL TELEGRAFO DEL SUR". EDITION 4. MARCH 15th 2005
 

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» From Berisso to Mar del Plata ta thru a stream .

 
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A new tendency.
Streams polluted with petroleum make girls lose weight.

A subacuatic swimmer of "The Southern Telegraph" plunged in Berisso (near La Plata) and appeared in Mar del Plata, with five kilograms less and very radioactive.

Thousands of habitants of the province of Buenos Aires were refreshed in the water of the contaminated streams, propeled by the hard heat. Undoubtedly, they listened the the popular rumor: the industrial residues help in the figth with the quotidian stress and, at the sametime, reduce the weight.

In the last days, a new rumor beginned in the WWW: the contaminated water courses of the Province of Buenos Aires, have some curative effects. There's a hundreds of a streams and rivers polluted in the zone.

The news prompted a lot of youths ( see the pretty girl in the photo) to swimming in the numerous brooks, rivers, streams and quarries affected by the contamination. In the zone of La Plata, Berisso and Ensenada, the streams with pollution does a unhealthy travel through the city.

FREE PASS THROUG THE ATLANTIC COAST. Lorena Caibo dived in a Berisso's stream, and she surfaced in Mar del Plata, very contaminated but more pretty.

“ I Never saw a thing like this– said Mariángeles Stronotto, an adolescent that swimmed in the dark water of Berisso – After three hours ,I didn'tt feel more the stress of all the 2004.” We inform our readers that Miss Stronotto, after she was speak with the columnist, didn't feel the legs either, and was conducted to the Berisso's Hospital: where it was made an intervention of urgency and an operation to her of change of sex, this last operation by mistake.

“It is not tested scientifically, still” – indicated the Lic. Mario Castrosi, specialist of the Center of Professionals of the Water – “But my mother always treated me the louces with kerosene, so that something must have of certain in the" contamination diet "".

AT the time of closing this Edition, it knew that an important tanker to be about to created a a gaseous drink with petroleuml.


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Limpieza a seco, Lavadero industrial, lavadero automático; Lavado de Cortinas; Alquiler de Manteles. ENVIOS A DOMICILIO






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