And The Winner Is...

As Mulder and Scully check to see if the Alien conspiracy is behind the NRA, Agent Scully gets a call from Charlton Heston...

Charlton Heston: "Let my people go!!!"

From the mind of PerryWinkle
October 27, 1998


The Runners Up

Mulder: Scully, you better call for help. These insect pheromones I put on for Halloween are working too well.

Heather Mahoney | October 31, 1998
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Mulder: You know, Scully, this whole shannanongan reminds me, want to go see Antz on Saturday?

Scully: Sure, Mulder, I'll go preorder the tickets now!

Rita | October 31, 1998
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Mulder, my cell phone keeps making this weird chirping noise-has that ever happened to yours?

Kallisto | October 27, 1998
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The Contenders
(in chronological order)

Mulder: Call the paramedics, Scully! These grasshoppers are trying to suck the life out of me.

Scully: Relax, Mulder! Don't you recognize an amourous woman when you see one. Believe me you could use a little relaxation.

Zantana | October 25, 1998
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Suddenly, Mulder's late-night-movie-induced dream goes horribly wrong.

Taryn | October 25, 1998
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Dang it Mulder. You licked all the chocolate off. Now I guess I will have to order some more.

Tarnekep Portree | October 25, 1998
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Mulder..."Sculllleeeeee Help!!!!!!!"

Scully..."Sure, no problem Mulder...what was it...1-800-Dr Bambi?"

mingo | October 25, 1998
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Oh god Mulder! Where the hell did I put my, "Die Bug Die!"

Susan | October 25, 1998
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Scully: Sorry, Mulder. My battery is dead.

Mulder: What about your spare battery? Ooouch!!

Scully: This is the spare. You really have to stop losing your phone, Mulder.

Makaway | October 26, 1998
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Scully: First it's cockroaches, then killer bees, now this?? I'm calling an exterminator.

Mulder: But Scully, they can take me to my sister!

ikagirl | October 27, 1998
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Mulder: I swear, Scully, they mean nothing to me!

Scully: HA! That's what you said about that roach babe and that screwy detective and that vampire nutcase! You're a PIG and I'm calling Mother!

Wendy Owen | October 27, 1998
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Scully: "I'm ringing the department, this is the last time you have sex with a grasshopper on my show"

Mulder:"I'm only kissing the little one! What the big guy is doing, I'm not sure-ouououououch!"

Graham Fuller | October 27, 1998
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Mulder: Quick Scully, call the Orkin man!

Christy Straight | October 28, 1998
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Scully: Damnit, Mulder, I'm giving up on you and calling Krycek. These are NOT "little", and they're not "men".

Mulder: But they ARE green! One out of three ain't bad. Scully? Hey, Scully? SCULLLLLLYYYYYY!!!!!

Scully: Shut up, Mulder, I'm having a praying mantis epiphany.

Cheryl | October 29, 1998
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Bugs: MOMMY!!!!

Mulder: HELP!

On Telephone: I Beleve the first thing these mutant bugs see are their mother. However it has not been proven.

Scully: ahhhh we have a problem mulder.....

Mulder: So these bugs think I am their Mommy...

Scully: ...(speechless)

Bugs: is that person over their our daddy mommy!!Are we going play! I want some food...

Mulder: I AM NOT YOUR MOMMY!!!

Bugs: Wahhhhhhhhhhhh Wahhhhhhhhh Our Mommy don't like us.

MulderYeCrazy | October 29, 1998
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Mulder: Quick Scully, call the vet. Its time to get these boys fixed.

Sandy Bruchmann | October 30, 1998
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M: "Scully I think I'm having another "praying mantis epiphany" here...!"

S: "Quit yer girly screamimg and tell me Dr. Bambi's phone number will ya?!"

damfino | October 30, 1998
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Scully: "What's that, Mulder? I can't hear you over the girly screaming. Must be something wrong with my phone..."

Darlene DeWitt | October 31, 1998
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Mulder: "Scully! Help!".... (I think I just wet my pants...)

Scully: "Mulder, would you quit with the girly screams already?! I'm on the phone!"

Dr. Bambi | October 31, 1998
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Scully, I know this experiment might bring us closer to the truth, but I don't realy feel like having sex with a giant alien bug right now!

SculyD321 | October 31, 1998

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