And The Winner Is...

Mulder: Clearly, Argo has been infected with the oilens' DNA, which accounts for her strange appearance.

Scully: Mulder, it's just a child's toy pony.

Mulder: That's what they want you to think.

From the mind of Woodinat
October 17, 1998


The Runners Up

Scully: (to Xena) We've been sent out to set up a road block and screen the area of anything out of the ordinary, but you look clean - proceed.

Mulder: (thinking to himself) Lucky pony.

Clint "LongPlay" Rule | October 18, 1998
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"Careful Scully, there's a dyke on a pink horse, I think we've stumbled into the Gay Mardi Gras."

Graham Fuller | October 20, 1998
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Mulder: Look Scully!!! It's my Sister riding on a giant pink dog!

Scully: What are you talking about Mulder? It's the statue of General Sherman at the battle of Gettysburgh. Don't tell me you are having visions again...

arnaud | October 23, 1998
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The Contenders
(in chronological order)

Xena: "Hi... um... we're trying to get to the X-Files expo. You think you could point us in the right direction?"

Queen B | October 18, 1998
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After a long day filming, Gillian, David, and Lucy unwind by going to the local kiddie ranch for pony rides.

Tarnekep Portree | October 18, 1998
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Mulder: "You'll never find Gabrielle riding that creature Xena! Here's the keys to my Taurus!"

damfino | October 19, 1998
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Scully: No, Mulder, the horse is MY new partner-you go back with Xena, and become the new Joxer.

ikagirl | October 19, 1998
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Scully: Xena, I am ashamed of you. Now where did you hide Barbie's body?

Xena: Grrrrr! Not another word about my magical pony or somebody gets it.

Mulder: Those colors are making me excited! Talk about magic! Come here pony... < CRACK! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! >

My Little Pony: Nobody touches me there, pal. Somebody give me a cigar.

Donovan Allen | October 19, 1998
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...thus begins the first transdimensional sexual harassment suit, as everyone's favorite my little pony Paula sues the pants off of Xena. All the FBI can do is watch and wait.

PerryWinkle | October 20, 1998
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Xena: What do you think of my little pony?

Mulder: Aw, the mane is so soft, I wish I had a comb.

Scully (thinking) It's a good thing Xena doesn't know Mulder goes for the intellectual type.

R. Lynne Meyer | October 20, 1998
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"Xena, get off my horse, it is my little pony, I want to ride it now!"

"No!"

"I said get off!"

"And I said no!"

Hallie | October 20, 1998
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Mulder, in a fit, points at the pretty pink pony and says... "But...uh...Xena?...my dad said it was my pony. *sigh* Damn you CSM...damn you all to hellllll!! Scully, make her get off my pony...she likes you, she will listen to you. Hey, where's my cell phone?"

CwlDweeb | October 21, 1998
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Mulder: Look Scully! I got both things I asked for this Christmas!

Scully: Maybe I should re-think the myth of Santa Claus...

Holden | October 21, 1998
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Mulder attempts to convince Xena that the beast is harmless.

Horhay | October 22, 1998
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Scully: Now I have seen everything!

Sandy Bruchmann | October 22, 1998
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Mulder: Am I imagining? Is that a pink ponni?

Scully: Am I imagining? Is that Xena?

Xena: You're both imagining. I'm actually Hercules in a ford T.

Itay Shlamkovich | October 23, 1998
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Mulder: "That's MY Little Pony, Xena! And I want her back"

Xena: "Mulder, I KNOW what you want to do with her so.......NO WAY!"

Zantana | October 23, 1998
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Scully: I love you, Mulder.

Mulder: I love you, too, Scully.

Xena: Excuse me, but there is a leather-wearing warrior princess on a cute little pony over here.

Mulder: Exactly as I planned.

Heather Mahoney | October 24, 1998

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