And The Winner Is...

Terminator: Yeah Mulder, Scully would have to get naked if she traveled through time...

From the mind of Melodic Agony
November 13, 1998


The Runners Up

"Hasta la vista... Oh wow! This tie really brings out the color in your eyes!"

d berlinger | November 9, 1998
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SCULLY: You were right Mulder. Skinner IS a robot. This explains his lack of hair and strong handshake.

MULDER(Whispering): And his bad acting...

SCULLY: What did you say?

MULDER: Nothing...

Mr. Krazy | November 8, 1998
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Terminator: "You me and a bottle of Valvoline."

Christopher Eimers | November 8, 1998
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Terminator: Hey buddy, you feel a draft in here?

Mulder: Scully, don't look down.

Scully: Oooh....shiny!

Mullin | November 12, 1998
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Scully: "Fascinating! This consctruct has a wider range of emotion than you do, Mulder."

Jokums | November 12, 1998

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

"Okay, you two, I want no gunplay, no kicking, no hitting below the belt, and no excessive ear-biting. That especially goes for you, Pretty Boy. I'll be back... so let's get it on!!!"

Darlene DeWitt | November 8, 1998
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You can't leave me Mulder! She'll never love you the way I do!

Hilari Klingman | November 8, 1998
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Scully: Mulder, remember your old girlfriend that burned herself after you rejected her, well, she's baaack!

Arnold Greenman | November 8, 1998
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"This is the real result of the tests in Terma, ND."

Black Flame | November 8, 1998
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Terminator: "You should live a little, Mulder. Treat yourself. God knows I would, if I were you."

Sara A. Laipis | November 8, 1998
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MULDER: According to Asimov's law robots cannot hurt a human, cannot allow a human to come to harm, and must obey humans.

SCULLY: But there are ten dead bodies here Mulder and he didn't stop when you told him to.

ChAoS | November 8, 1998
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How much for the woman?

Jerome Lanig | November 8, 1998
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Scully: Uh, Mulder? I don't think he liked it very much when you called him Tinker Bell.

Mulder: Well, Scully, it's not my fault that it was dark, and... But, I could have sworn I heard a bell! And, I saw little yellow lights! I thought Disney was here to save us both.

Scully: Mulder, can't you discern the difference between a bell and a metallic clang? And being colorblind, I think you would like to know that the eyes you mistook for little lights were red, not yellow! Next time, Mulder, I am going to make sure that flashlight is attached to your neck!

emet | November 8, 1998
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Mulder: Scully, this is amazing. The terminator is shorter than you. I guess film really does make you look taller.

Tarnekep Portree | November 8, 1998
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Mulder: This is NOT what I had in mind when I said I wanted to get under my ex-partner Diana's skin and see what makes her tick!!

Scully: Maybe she knows about your video collection, Fox.

ikagirl | November 9, 1998
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Mulder and Scully help Terminator decide what his best side is for his next publicity shot.

cinni | November 9, 1998
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Mulder: Wow! It's the Terminator...hey man, you look a lot taller in the Movie! You need someone to do a cameo appearance in your next movie? I could double for you!

Terminator: Back off man, #$%^&*@ fans!

Scully: Oh, how embarrassing!

The Agan Family | November 9, 1998
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Oh my gosh, Scully! Skinner's skin just melted right off him!

KD | November 9, 1998
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Terminator: Hey, pal are you and her going out? If not can I have her phone number?

Mulder: Oh, boy!

ashwednesday | November 9, 1998
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Mulder: My God Krycek! What did they do to you?

Scully: I guess the bionic arm thing went a bit far...

Geckogirl | November 9, 1998
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Terminator: "So Scully really IS Sara Conner!!"

Horhay | November 10, 1998
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Terminator: I'm here to protect cancerman, if he dies the future of mankind is doomed.

Mulder: Oh my God, you're too late!

Scully: And you were worried about aliens, Mulder.

Melanie | November 10, 1998
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Mulder to Scully: "But does he really exist or is it just another clone?"

Scully to Mulder: "We need to get new writers, this plot line is getting REALLY old."

Cari Bear | November 10, 1998
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Terminator: Hey, nice tie.

Mulder: Thanks, it's-

Scully: Just shut up and shoot, Mulder!

D P Falck | November 10, 1998
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Scully: Mr Bush?!

Mulder: Samantha?!

Terminator: Mom?!

Julian | November 10, 1998
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What do you MEAN I look shorter in person then I do on the big screen?

Miles Obrien | November 10, 1998
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Terminator: Come on brother. I really need some gas money.

Mulder: Doesn't he still owe me money from last year, Scully.

Scully (to Terminator): I'll give you some benjamins if we go out on a date.

Tim W. | November 11, 1998
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Terminator: So, Agt. Mulder how about we ditch the broad and go out for drinks? Just you and me. Hmmm?

Joe Costa | November 11, 1998
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Mulder: I told you to stop smoking didn't I? Now look at you Cigarette Smoking Man, you're nothing but a pile of metalic bones. Now I'm taking your cigarettes away, no more for you.

Terminator: You mah have my cigahrettes, but ah'l be bahck... with ahnother pahck."

Shipwreck | November 11, 1998
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Skull person: Yo! Mulder, my man! What do you say we ditch this chick and hit the bar for a guy's night out?

Scully: Go to hell Skully, he's mine!

D321 | November 11, 1998
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Scully: "Hey Mulder... I think somebody's got a crush!"

Mulder: "Don't start with me woman"

Zenobia | November 11, 1998
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I'll talk to you Mulder, Scully won't remember I existed tomorrow.

Prince of Shoes | November 11, 1998
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Terminator sez: May I have this dance?

Jenna | November 11, 1998
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Mulder: Scully, I knew you weren't fond of Diana Fowler, but did you really have to do THAT to her?

Scully: Looks like an improvement to me.

Mulder: You had to terminate....her?

Scully: That pun was so bad, I need to take a walk. Before the puns get fouler. But, I'll be back.

Ed | November 12, 1998
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Terminator: Just kiss her!!!

Mike Sanders | November 12, 1998
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Surprise Mulder, I'm back!

Mulder: Bambi?!?

E L | November 12, 1998
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Terminator- I told you to leave my sister alone.

Scully- Billy he's a friend.

Blake Johnson | November 12, 1998
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May I cut in?

Rachel Crane | November 12, 1998
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Mulder: Are you coming on to me?

Scully: I'll get you... Scull man

Joe Black | November 12, 1998
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Terminator: Hey, nice tie...why don't you ditch her and come back to my place?

Scully: -Sigh-, not again...

ErynL | November 12, 1998
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Mulder I am your father.

Sandy Bruchmann | November 13, 1998
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Terminator's eyes light up.

Mulder: What button did u press??

Scully: The on button on my cell phone.

Terminator: I'm baaaaaaaaaack!!

GooRoo | November 13, 1998
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Terminator: Mulder, I am tin times the man you are! Come away with me Scully!

Jimmy Myers | November 13, 1998
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Puny human, you will give me your skin now.

Brian Beach | November 13, 1998
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Oh my God Scully, what happened to your hair!

Mulder, I'm over here.

Mark | November 13, 1998
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"So you're saying it's the tie that makes the man?"

Strawberryshake | November 14, 1998
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Say....that's a NICE suit...

Nick Corealis | November 14, 1998
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"Mulder, I'm telling you! Scully's got big tits! The suit just hides them. I'm not kidding! I know first-hand! Go for it, will ya?"

Puddlesky | November 14, 1998
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Um..hey, do you think you could hook me and the broad up?

fox731 | November 14, 1998
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You know, Mulder, you really ought to say hasta la vista to that tie.

Lynn Olson | November 14, 1998
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Time to terminate the tie! Say hasta la vista, baby!

Agent Rebecca | November 14, 1998
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After five years of Mulder's ties, Scully finally calls in someone to get rid of them once and for all.

Agent Rebecca | November 14, 1998
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TERMINATOR: Lookie here buddy. These brass knuckles are real, ya hear? So you and your little partner here better keep your mouths shut, or else...

ScarfsBot@aol.com | November 14, 1998
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Scully: Mulder, we WILL see Meet Joe Black.

Mulder: But I wanna see I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.

The Terminator: Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? And I want to see The Wizard of Oz.

Heather Mahoney | November 14, 1998
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Hey Scudder, look, another U-file

Ross Gearllach | November 14, 1998
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Scully: Look at this corpse, Mulder. First Bruce Willis and now Arnold Schwarzenegger, both prominent Republicans, who've been smelted to death. What preposterous theory do you have this time?

Mulder: Scully, I don't think we can file this under X. This is more of one for the "Act of God" folder.

Scully: Hmm. Point taken.

Jennifer Wilder | November 14, 1998

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