And The Winner Is...

Scully barada nikto!

From the mind of John Spert
November 20, 1998


The Runners Up

Let's see Tea Leoni do THIS!

Riff | November 18, 1998
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After shooting her partner, Scully manages to carry Mulder all the way to New Mexico.

Sandy Bruchmann | November 16, 1998
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Here we catch Scully deciding not to make an Al Gore joke at Mulder's expense.

Faux Pas | November 20, 1998
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You can't fool me, Scully. I saw Fox's "Magic's Secrets Revealed Part 37"

John Lavelle | November 15, 1998
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Mulder: I always knew *you'd* be the one to carry *me* over the threshhold!"

Queen B | November 15, 1998

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

"Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board."

Reve | November 15, 1998
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MULDER: EEK! A mouse!

SCULLY (Thinking): We've run into aliens, a liver-eating mutant, a Flukeman, and THIS fazes him?!

Mr. Krazy | November 15, 1998
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Mulder: Scully, have you been working out?

Agent Rebecca | November 15, 1998
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Scully: Mulder, you're stiff as a board!

Mulder: In more ways than one.........this might have something to do with my sister!

Matt | November 15, 1998
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Whoja think ya are, John Glenn?

Annette Jolley | November 15, 1998
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Hey, Scully, remember what eventually happened when Kevin Costner did this same thing to that indian girl in "Dances With Wolves"?

Matt Price | November 15, 1998
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Mulder: Eeeeeeeeek! Get it away from me!!

Scully: For Pete's Sake Mulder, it's only a spider, a normal, harmless spider.

Mulder: but it's scary....

Zenobia | November 15, 1998
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Mulder: Oh my god! They killed my K car!

Scully: Those bastards!

The Grocer | November 15, 1998
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Mulder: Look Scully, I'm levitating!

Scully: Mulder cut it out. I know there are wires attached to you somewhere...I just have to find them.

Tarnekep Portree | November 15, 1998
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Scully's Medical Log entry: I was afraid this would happen. After Mulder and I engaged in lip to lip contact, Mulder began experiencing symptoms of vertigo. This was brought on by the fact, that blood supplying his brain with oxygen was diverted to anther resource. This resource has been rumored to be rather large. The phrase "Hung like a Bhrama bull" has been tossed around FBI headquarters. I will be carrying Mulder into the lab to conduct further studies on this profound development.

Tarnekep Portree | November 15, 1998
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It was all going fine until Scully cut the strings.

ChAoS | November 15, 1998
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Next week on The X-Files Magic Show: -See Scully levitate Mulder with her logic...

(Action clip)
Mulder: "Oooh Scully, I love it when you levitate me like THAT!"
Scully: "Watch it Mulder, or I am REALLY going to make you see UFOs..."

-Watch Mulder make his gun and his flashlight disappear...

(Action clip)
Mulder: "Scuulleee!! Help me!"
Scully: "You really think that if you yell like that, I'm going to let you borrow mine?"

emet | November 15, 1998
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You're right, Scully! This *is* the way Samantha did it Just close your eyes and Don't think of a Blue Pony...oh, Damn!

Jim | November 15, 1998
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Get the big hoop, Scully. I think we got a magic act here.

Ross Laidlaw | November 15, 1998
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"Uh, Scully, this is not what I meant when I said, 'Your theory holds no weight'!"

Strawberryshake | November 16, 1998
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Hey Mulder,even if I can't cure you of this alien bacterium, you'd make a great coat rack!

Daffys | November 16, 1998
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Mulder: Sculleee, don't you DARE drop me...

Scully: Light as a feather, stiff as a board, light as a feather...hey, who knew?

SamMulder | November 16, 1998
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Oct 14, 1991:

Mulder: uhh, are you sure this is part of the job interview?

Scully: for the 8th time, YES!! okay, now let me take off your pants.

puddlesky | November 16, 1998
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At long last, Mulder accepted a smoke from cigarette smoking man, but it proved to have a most unfortunate effect on his nervous system........

D P Falck | November 16, 1998
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Okay Mulder, I'm gettin' really sick of saving your ass all the time.

Sweetheart | November 16, 1998
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The Great Scullini and her lovely assistant Foxette perform their magic act at the annual FBI talent show.

Mulder: Next year, I'm levitating you! By the way, the trick's over already.

Scully: I'm not letting go of these buns of steel.

Wendy Owen | November 17, 1998
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Mulder: I always thought that "Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board" was a paranormal phenomenon.

Melissa | November 17, 1998
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"Mulder, I don't get paid enough to carry you around whenever YOU feel like slacking!"

Amanda | November 17, 1998
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Just a little lower, Scully, and I'll be able to reach it....

Geez, Mulder, how did you even get your remote control in there?

D P Falck | November 17, 1998
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Scully: High pitched Voice? Levitation? Darn it Mulder you've been playing with the helium balloons again!

Matt | November 17, 1998
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MULDER: Gee Scully, you been working out?

SCULLY: Shut up Mulder.

Joe Costa | November 17, 1998
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Two words, Mulder: Jenny Craig!

Riff | November 18, 1998
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Scully: Yeah Mulder, I think you got all that coffee off your tie.

Melodic Agony | November 18, 1998
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Scully: Mulder, no wonder you're stiff as a board...my hand's on your ass.

Melodic Agony | November 18, 1998
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Scully: If you want something done, you have to do it yourself.

Mulder: But Scully, I love this tie!

Andorra W | November 18, 1998
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Scully: Mulder, are you okay? I hope that didn't hit your head too hard.

Mulder: Samantha, is that you?

Andorra W. | November 18, 1998
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Scully: "Light as a feather and stiff as a board...light as a feather and stiff as a board..."

Lynn Bowers | November 18, 1998
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i will brake you

damon o'keefe | November 18, 1998
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Mulder: You know, Scully, I've been waiting six seasons for you to try to pick me up!

Puck | November 19, 1998
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Upon seeing Mulder levitating Scully walked away muttering "I still don't believe." over and over again.

ChAoS | November 19, 1998
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Oh, my god Mulder, it seems as if your butt is expelling anti-gravity particles.

Scuuuulllllyyyyy! Help! My butt is burning!

Alicia Alston | November 19, 1998
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Scully: Sim-Sim Salabim!

Mulder: Krycek, help! Scully's practicing her witchcraft on me again!

Mike Sanders | November 20, 1998
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(After brain cancer caused due to celular phone ):

Mulder: "I can see the light who took my sister!"

Scully: "Ya Mulder, It's the florescent."

Orr & Adi | November 20, 1998
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"bottom's up!"

Steve R. | November 20, 1998
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SCULLY: Thanks to cancer man Mulder now has the mind of an infant!!

MULDER: GOO GOO GAGA.

BGK | November 20, 1998
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Scully, remember when I said that you carry me through the bad times? This isn't quite what I meant....

KD | November 21, 1998
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Mulder: Finally! After all those years of hard work you were finally able to levitate me Scully!

Scully: But Mulder, you're not levitating, I'm holding you.

Mulder: Don't ruin this for me! Hold on, maybe this isn't so bad...

Heather Mahoney | November 21, 1998

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