And The Winner Is...

Mulder: Frohike? Is that you?

Scully: When was the last time you went for a haircut, Frohike?

From the mind of Stephanie Martinez
December 1, 1998


The Runners Up

Mulder: "Scully, I think it's a rare beaked Ewok."

KD | November 30, 1998
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Furby: Mul-der/may-tay/Scu-lee?

Scully: Not only does it speak some strange language, Mulder, but it's so SOFT!

Mulder: Scully, would you think me less of a man if I told you I was kind of excited right now?

emet | November 30, 1998
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Mulder: It looks like Skinner has been using too much of that hair tonic.

Navin | December 2, 1998
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Scully: How can you suspect this poor creature of killing those children? It's so cute... Hey, wait a minute... It bit me!

Mulder: I guess I will have to tell Skinner that his suspect is a giant furry talking owl after all!

Kathira | December 1, 1998
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Mulder: No, no, Scully! It's much happier if you stroke its tail!

Scully: Mulder, that's not its tail!

Anne Packrat | December 1, 1998

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

Scully: Oh migod, Mulder, how did you get one?

Mulder: It appears we have a friend in the FBI.

Agent Rebecca | November 30, 1998
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"It's life, Mulder, but not as we know it."

Riff | November 30, 1998
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Mulder: I told you so Scully, the government is controlling the furby market.

Scully: Awww he reminds me of Queequeg.

Sandy Bruchmann | November 30, 1998
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SCULLY: Aww, it's so cute!

MULDER - THINKING: Boy, would I like to have that eye level!

Anna lina | November 30, 1998
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Mulder: "I know what you're thinking, Scully, and it isn't *like* that..."

Scully: "She's so soft and cuddly...uh-oh..fan-fic moment"

The Grocer | November 30, 1998
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Mulder: MAN! SO THIS IS WHAT THAT MUTANT ATTACK ALIEN TURNED INTO!

Scully: MULDER, I THINK THIS IS JUST A GIANT LAMB.

Mulder: YOU'RE JUST A BRILLIANT MED SCHOOL GRADUATE WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?

BGK | November 30, 1998
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Mulder: Scully, when you said a "threesome," this isn't exactly what I had in mind...

Andorra | November 30, 1998
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Scully: The truth is that Furbie is really my child!

Mulder: Yes, Scully, we already knew that-

Scully: No, Mulder, not ours, one from the experiments.

Andorra | November 30, 1998
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Scully: The Furbie is mine...

Mulder: No, it's mine!

Scully: No, it's MINE!

Mulder: MINE!!...

Andorra | November 30, 1998
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Mulder: What the heck is this thing???

Scully: Awww.... Isn't he adorable?

Mulder: You got me... It looks like we have the offspring of a cat and an owl.

Annette | December 1, 1998
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Furby: Doy Doydy Doy Doy!

Mulder: Careful, Scully! He may try to gestate!

Scully: But he's so cute!

Mulder: No, Bambi was cute and HE didn't get ready to gestate!

Furby: No! Me cute! Bambi-yum yum! Party pants!

KidCat505@aol.com | December 1, 1998
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Mulder: "Scully, it's rare, but indeed obtainable..one store; 30 minutes."

Scully: "ahh-hunh...but you CAN'T seem to find Samantha, hunh."

Anjette | December 1, 1998
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Scully: Gee Mulder, and I thought your balls were hairy!

Melodic Agony | December 1, 1998
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Scully: Mulder, this poor animal has obviously been hybridized from a sheep and a giant owl.

Mulder: See? It's proof that aliens are tampering with earth genetics!

Scully: The only thing it's proof of is human depravity. Who would create such a thing?

Mulder: It must be the Syndicate! They're behind everything, in cahoots with the aliens!

Scully: I have a headache.

Kathira | December 1, 1998
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Scully: What are we going to do with it now that we caught it? We can't release it back into the wild. It would never survive on its own.

Mulder: It can stay in my apartment. Besides, it looks like it might be tasty. Kinda like a big chicken.

Furby: AWWKKK!

Kathira | December 1, 1998
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Scully: "Mulder! Look what they've done to Emily!"

Mulder: "She's the proof we need that the government is conducting Alien/Human hybrid experiments!"

Scully slugs him with her right fist.

Mulder: "I was expecting the left."

Alex Scully | December 1, 1998
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Narrator: On one typical day, Mulder and Scully were off again on to yet another x-file (without their boss knowing, of course, but that's beside the point). Then suddenly, a creature of what seems to be like the reincarnation of Queequeg jumped out from nowhere!

Mulder (VERY excitedly): OH, HOW CUTE!!! Hey Scully, can I keep him?

Scully: HANDS OFF, Mulder! He's MINE!

Chloe Steele | December 1, 1998
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Scully (seductively): Hey Mulder, fancy stroking my furby?

Mulder: I would, but I appear to have my arm stuck up its ear...

Ludo | December 2, 1998
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Yeah, Mulder, real cute and cuddly. Just tell the horny little furball to stop staring at my breasts.

Wendy Owen | December 2, 1998
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Furby: Mama dada.

Scully: Don't get too attached Mulder, we can't keep it.

Mulder: Scully, Please? I promise I'll feed it and take it for walks.

Natasha Meyer | December 2, 1998
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Mulder "It's obviously Frohike's!"

Furby "...Dana...she's hot...Dana...she's hot..."

mingo | December 2, 1998
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Mulder, do you take this alien to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Steve Baker | December 2, 1998
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Scully: Boy, Marilyn Manson's really taken a turn for the worse...

Jenn C. | December 2, 1998
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Scully: "Look alive, you two! Holiday carols need spirit! Now, let's take it from the top-- a-one, two, three, four..."

Sara A. Laipis | December 2, 1998
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Do we have to kill him Scully? He is so cute.

bugaboo | December 2, 1998
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Skinner discovers why Rogaine and Green Alien Gooš were never meant to be mixed.

Kawcrow | December 2, 1998
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SCULLY: WHAT THE F**K IS IT MULDER?

MULDER: IT'S AN ALIEN YA DUMB ASS!!!!

ADAM BOERGER | December 2, 1998
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Scully: "Well, yeah Mulder, I certainly can see the resemblance. But I don't understand why you *wanted* her to cut your hair this way......"

Taryn | December 2, 1998
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Mulder: Hey, this is better than two tin cans on a string!

Scully: Tin cans? This is better than the reception we get with our cell phones!

Whiskeykat | December 3, 1998
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Scully: "Mulder, how long has it been since you cleaned your apartment?!?!"

Anjette | December 3, 1998
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Scully: What in the name of the black oil is that?

Mulder: I don't know.

Itay Shlamkovich | December 3, 1998
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Mulder, this is not Monica Lewinsky...someone implanted the Linda Tripp tapes into the neuromatter of this poor creature!

My God Scully...that's not all that's been implanted! Look at those ashes on the floor!

Darin Kinsey | December 3, 1998
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Scully: Let's see that dog-eating alligator go after this one!

John Spert | December 3, 1998
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"Mulder, since we have begun working together I have seen alot of strange and crazy things. But this . . . do you realize that we are in the presence of a life form that few shoppers are even going to get a glimpse of this holiday season?"

Astaria | December 4, 1998
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Mulder: It seems to be some strange device that holds little kids in tantrums until they get one, thereby causing their parents to be stressed out, causing them to do worse at their jobs, and thus ruining the economy, plunging the entire world into utter anarchy.

Scully: Nonsense it's just a toy for kids to play with and parents to buy for their kids. It's all just a ploy by its maker to make money, not cause anarchy.

Mike Brost | December 4, 1998
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"Merry Christmas, Scully. This pet's even more annoying than Queequeg!"

Riff | December 4, 1998
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"Mulder, could this be the next step in tribble evolution?"

Riff | December 4, 1998
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Don't let him eat after midnight, and don't get him wet!

kahlo | December 4, 1998
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Scully: Mulder, I had Furby's blood tested and she's not your sister. I'm so sorry.

Mulder: Damn! I was so close.

Scully: Well, look on the bright side Mulder. Since Furby represents our future evolution, you'll save money on those expensive arctic outfits you're always buying.

Deadsy | December 4, 1998
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"I wonder what happens if you feed it after midnight."

Riff | December 5, 1998
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Another idea for Dreamland 1 and 2. The drama that occurs when Mulder and a Furby switch places after a UFO flys over them, and the bizarre love triangle that evolves.

Heather Mahoney | December 5, 1998

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