And The Winner Is...

Years of medical school and Starfleet training still hadn't prepared Julian for the awesome size of Scully's feet.

From the mind of OnmiOwn3
September 1, 1998


The Runners Up

SCULLY: I'm having pain in ...my chest. My motor functions are being affected. My pulse is thready... a funny taste in the back of my throat.

MULDER: Damn it, Picard, she's a doctor, not some shape-shifting Borg-Vulcan hybrid!

Michelle | August 31, 1998
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Bashir: "She's dead, Jim...no wait that can't be right..."

Scully: As soon as I recover from that phaser blast, I'm snapping on the latex and this idiot will be singing soprano in the Federation all-girl choir..."

Ed | September 2, 1998
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Mulder: Hey Julian! The same thing happened to me when I tried to kiss her!

Dr.Bashir muttering to himself: Dang bee!

Queenbee | August 31, 1998

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

Mulder: "Get that Trill away from her! Dana Dax sounds AWFUL!"

Peg Yacobucci | August 30, 1998
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Mulder: "I don't care if your stupid motto is 'To boldly go where no man has gone before', get away from Scully."

Scully: "Shut up Mulder."

Obsidian | August 30, 1998
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Mulder: Scullllllllyyyyyy!!

Picard: Stand back you spooky dink!

Bashir: The hip bone's connected to the...

Barbara Ruef | August 30, 1998
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Guy looking at Scully: "I wonder if she really had that belly-button ring..??"

Mulder: "No... !!!! Don't touch her....!! Scully's doesn't have one, it's Gillian !!"

Paranoid Girl | August 30, 1998
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Captain Picard: "Please, Mr. Mulder. We are highly trained in this procedure."

Mulder: "Guys, I'm trying to tell you! Last time I tried that, she *shot* me!! Look, here's the scar....."

Taryn | August 31, 1998
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Picard: Hold him back Number One! No one touches my Starbuck!

Scully: Ahab?

Johnny PI | August 31, 1998
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You guys restrain that pinhead, I'll see if the young lady's clothes are too constricting.

Their Lisa | September 1, 1998
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Inside Scully's head: Wow, he's cute, maybe I'll stay unconscious a weeee bit longer!..uh..Shaddap Mulder, you're giving me a headache!

Victoria Rudd | September 2, 1998
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Mulder: "No,wait guys! You've got it all wrong! I TOLD her not to down that Pan Galactic GargleBlaster in one go!"

Victoria Rudd | September 2, 1998
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Picard to Mulder: "Ye Gads Man.... That tie is the UGLIEST antique I've EVER seen!"

Victoria Rudd | September 2, 1998
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Mulder: "No WAIT! I'm Noah Wylie..Honest!"

Inside Scully's head: "Yeah,sure,fine,..."WhatEVER"

Victoria Rudd | September 2, 1998
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Mulder to Picard & Riker: "No, I'm NOT a door to door salesman! This "antique" buddy, is genuine Armani! Get yourselves a new tailor, lycra is dead!"

Victoria Rudd | September 2, 1998
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"You may be thinking about "the next generation" buddy...but *I* got the ova!!!"

Michelle Brown | September 4, 1998
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Mulder: Hey, that's my scene. I'm supposed to give Scully CPR.

Bashir: Not in this universe. Besides you are not a trained Starfleet medical officer.

Tarnekep Portree | September 4, 1998

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