And The Winner Is...

Mulder: "Hey scully do you have a pet worm"?

Scully: "Nope"

Mulder: "I guess he isn't here on family business then"

From the mind of Stevey Donkey
January 14, 1999


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Mulder: Why is he making us do this?

Scully: Beats me...

Earthworm Jim: Put your backs into it! "It's fun to stay at the Y....M....C....A!"

Ludo | January 11, 1999
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Mulder makes an unfortunate crack regarding SlimJims.

Sara Laipis | January 10, 1999
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The evil Earthworm Jim, searching the galaxy for the perfect deodorant, holds our brave duo captive.

Mulder: "They say mine is strong enough for a man even though it's made for a woman."

Scully: "Shut up Mulder. God, this is so embarrassing."

wendy | January 11, 1999
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Mulder: Hey Jimbo, you've got this Flukeman thing all wrong. Flushings happen. Get over it!

Scully: Jim, if you promise not to bore Mulder with the mega worm blaster, I could get you a good deal on potting soil from the Home and Garden Center.

Halofyve | January 14, 1999
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Damn it Jim I am A Doctor not a pool man!!

Big AL GC | January 16, 1999

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

Microsoft strong arms the FBI/DOJ investigation...

Mulder: And me without my Raid...

Scully: Mulder, you're the one who said 'It's just a one of Microsoft's lawyers, let's jump him.'

The Grocer | January 10, 1999
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Mulder's bad people skills had really gotten them into a fix this time.

Joe | January 10, 1999
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Well, I guess Skinner finally got fed up with our antics.

Paul Arfee | January 10, 1999
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Earthworm Jim: My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father! Prepare to die!

Mulder and Scully: Oh, that's all. We thought you were a character from "A Bug's Life" sent by Disney to take over the Fox network!

Rachel and Liz | January 10, 1999
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Mulder: Scully, I told specifically not to mix Leonardo DiCapio's DNA with a worm's DNA!

Scully: Well, I'm sorrrrryy!!!!! I didn't know that he was goin' to turn out to look and think like Earthworm Jim , all right! SO get off my case, dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheesehead79 | January 10, 1999
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Mulder:Scully!!!!! wut did u say to him????!!!!!

Scully: All I said was'u wanna get naked, baby'

Mulder: YOU WANNA GET....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF WE EVER GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE, I'M GONNA...........

Brain | January 10, 1999
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EARTHWORM JIM!
He such a groovy guy!
EARTHWORM JIM!
He rockets through the sky.
Cruisin' through the universe, having so much fun.
Here comes Mulder and Scully, now what has that worm done now?
LOOK OUT!

Michelle | January 10, 1999
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Scully: That's it! I give up! I'm retiring.

Mulder: I hate to say it, but i'm with you on this one.

Worm: But Fox, I AM Samantha! I swear!

Sarah Plummer | January 10, 1999
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Scully: "Mulder, I warned you someone skinny, slimey and crazy was approaching!"

Mulder: "I'm sorry, I thought you meant it was Richard Simmons.."

Strawberryshake | January 10, 1999
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Jim: Hah! FBI agents my left foot! You aren't gonna WORM your way out of this with a story like that!

Mulder: Wait! I have proof...oh, wait. I lost my cell phone...

DilbyQ | January 10, 1999
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I guess I should tell you now mulder your sister was abducted because they couldn't stand you. So they just traded you for her.

Matt Halfaker | January 11, 1999
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Jim: Okay Mulder. Time for revenge.

Mulder: Revenge for what?

Jim: Remember 5th grade? When you ate worms to be "cool"? It's payback time!

Mulder: You think IT'S nasty? Maybe you'd ask Scully about her worms autopsies!

Scully: I didn't kill them! They were already dead! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BOOM

Mulder: Good that Benny the Bug doesn't know where I am...

Itay Shlamkovich | January 11, 1999
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Arms up! Or I'll blow your little wormy brains out!

Tessa | January 11, 1999
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Earthworm: Respect my authority! Damn't! Why don't you guys just give up because now you're going to die! Ha Ha. Oh well it's not worth it. Screw you guys I'm goin' home.

Tessa | January 11, 1999
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Gee Scully, your hair smells terrific!

Riff | January 11, 1999
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Earthworm Jim: "Now, I've been a die hard shipper since season 1 and no one is getting out of here 'till you guys kiss! And I wanna see some tongue!"

Queen B | January 12, 1999
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Mulder thinking: Why are we putting are hands up when that peashooter isn't even aiming at us?

*BANG* *CRASH* "Dang those UFO's"

Mulder:WHAT!?? YOU'RE SHOOTING EVIDENCE YOU &$#*^%$ !

Chris Ramirez | January 13, 1999
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Mulder: Scully,When he's not looking I think I can Take him".

Scully: " You're kidding me, right? He only has one eye but I'm sure he could see you in Iran".

Robin Waters | January 13, 1999
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SCULLY: WE REALLY NEED TO STOP TRYING TO BREAK INTO THESE MILITARY BASES ALL THE TIME.

BGK | January 13, 1999
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Having finally caught the fugitives, InterGalPol (Intergalactic Police) officer E.W. James is seen extraditing the criminals to the prison on Alpha Centauri.

Scully: Get that camera out of my face!

Sarah Plummer | January 13, 1999
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Mulder's thoughts: Urge of girly scream increasing.

Scully' thoughts: I sure hope Mulder didn't misplace his piece.

Earthworm Jim's thoughts: I sure hope they don't realize that my Wormblaster Gun is not loaded

Gilbert | January 14, 1999
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Mulder, you had to tell him your fishing joke didn't you!

AZRAEL | January 14, 1999
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Earthworm Jim: "O.K., who wants to try on the suit? Raise your hands.'

Mulder & Scully : "I do.. I do .. my turn... "

Tom & Huk | January 14, 1999
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Mulder: I knew we shold have seen godzilla

Savagepatchkid | January 14, 1999
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Hands up who thinks Earthworm Jim is better than Mickey Mouse.

Julian Ripley | January 15, 1999
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Mulder: Scully, I knew those experiments you were conducting on that flukeworm we recovered weren't safe.

Scully: You were the one that let him see your gun because thought it was Skinner, just because he was bald!

Mike Sanders | January 15, 1999
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Mulder: Now let me get this straight...You say it's just a harmless creeping invertebrate with long slender body and no limbs...which also just happens to be wielding a weapon of mass destruction...but we needn't worry...I'm getting a bad feeling here Scully!

mingo | January 15, 1999
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Mulder: We're being abducted! Do you think they'll use an analprobe?

Scully: You're really sick, Mulder. Lose those videos of yours!

Earthworm Jim: Yeah, this isn't a casting call!

ikagirl | January 15, 1999
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Scully: Mulder, he looks mad...

Mulder: Wouldn't you be if your head looked like a penis?!

anonymous | January 15, 1999
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Mulder, when was the last time you wore deoderant?

Danae | January 15, 1999
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Scully: OK, I admit it. I did go behind everyone's back to work on the x files and stole the files off spender's desk. But that was all I did and you can't make me confess to anything more Fowley!

Scully whispering to mulder: When you said she got a make over I didn't think it would be that bad.

Mulder replying back to Scully: I think she's just mad because I am the one that recommended her to get it. Plus I was the one who picked out which make over to get.

Scully: Mulder you are so bad!

Fowley: You are going to regret this mulder.

Mulder: You should go back to your home planet now and take Spender with you too.

Scully125@aol.com | January 15, 1999
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Once again judy sends some residents down to their rooms.

judy | January 15, 1999
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Scully:"Mulder I knew we shouldn't have gone fishing in a lake full of toxic waste, didn't I say that didn't I!!!!!"

Mulder: "Scully for once in you life SHUT UP!! he has a big gun" (sob)

Carol | January 16, 1999
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"Mulder, I told you we shouldn't have taken that left turn at Pluto."

Gawd4 | January 16, 1999
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As seen here, the Macarena phase has not yet ended. The horror continues as Agents Mulder and Scully along with Earthworm Jim dance on into the night. Sadly though, Earthworm Jim is injured by his own hand, and can only lift his right arm.

EJ: "damn it's hard to keep up with one arm, hey slow down guys!"

Mulder: "i told you not to go waving that big ol' gun of yours around but oh no.....you didn't listen"

Shell1013 | January 16, 1999
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jim: oh, agents scully and mulder, i loved every part of your movie...except for that part when Mulder DOESN'T DIE after getting shot in the freakin' head, man! c'mon! so if you're wondering why i had the writers for this show have me give you an anal probe, it's because i want to see the GOOD guy die for once!

mulder: hey, scully, hear that? he said i'm a GOOD guy and he's gonna anal probe me!

scully: dammit, mulder, enough with your damn gay infatuation with aliens and anal probes!

puddlesky | January 16, 1999
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You are my prisoners. Take me to your dirt.

thepardees | January 16, 1999
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Scully (sighing): What did you say this time, Mulder...

Mulder: I only told Marita that the black oil made her look younger, but she wasn't too pleased.

Scully: Damn it Mulder! If you would have consulted with me first about being a little more tactful, she would not have reacted this way.

emet | January 16, 1999
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wow. now that's a way to control pests.

rohit | January 16, 1999
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One false move and it's off to the compost pile for you 2, "Molder" and "Scummy!"

Jeanne | January 16, 1999
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I got you now stinky and brain!

What we're not stinky and the brian? try the WB!

oh sorry bye.

Cosette | January 16, 1999

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