And The Winner Is...

Fox: Gee, I'm famished. You ladies want to help me make a sandwich?

From the mind of Riff
January 22, 1999


The Runners Up

Scully: I think I'm a clone now

Mulder : Shut up Scully, I never did like Belinda Carlisle

wOOgie | January 22, 1999
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Mulder: Dammit! Does Future Scully know about me and Krycek??

Future Scully: And wait 'till you hear of Mulder and Krycek!!!!!

Mulder: Doh! (doing a homer simpson impersonation)

Carol | January 20, 1999
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Mulder: It's like she can read my mind. ****Thinks**** (God I love redheads! Boy I would love to...)

Scully (To Jean): So what is he thinking?

Jean: Slap him for the both of us.

mrgparty@tiac.com | January 22, 1999
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Mulder: "Look, look, Scully! The aliens put your head on Jessica Rabbit's body! Isn't she cute?"

Scully: "Oh brother, I'm out of here."

Strawberryshake | January 18, 1999
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Delivery from Sex Toys R' Us for Mr. Duchovny

Julian Ripley | January 18, 1999

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

Mulder: Whoa two redheads a day makes the doctor go away!

Sophak | January 17, 1999
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Thank god that Donnie Pfaster guy is dead... he was the one who liked hookers, right?

Stephanie | January 17, 1999
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Mulder: Hi Scully. Hi Scully. Two Scullies?

Itay Shlamkovich | January 17, 1999
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As Scully and Grey lead the way, Mulder pauses to wonder which is the natural redhead.

Lady Sara | January 17, 1999
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Femme Fatale: Ve've been expecting you!

Mulder: Please PLEASE tell me you're the real head of the Consortium! And if you are, I'm joining up pronto!

Scully: Geez, I'm throwing up pronto.

Mulder: You have to let me in, I'm a legacy. Dad's a charter member... yeah, both of them. Say, weren't you in "X-Men XXXposed?"

wendy | January 17, 1999
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Mulder: ::whistling the theme song to 'I Dream of Jeanie'::

Scully: That's it. This partnership's over.

Erin | January 17, 1999
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Mulder: Whoa, Redhead Heaven...Thank you, God! Eenie, meenie, minie, moe...

Andorra | January 17, 1999
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Mulder, fully noticing how Marita has gone all out by following the Redhead trend.

anonymous | January 17, 1999
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"Why can't I get my hair that color?" Scully wonders.

Riff | January 17, 1999
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Mulder: WOW! two babes now instead of one!

Scully: That's it Mulder! No more alien autopsy role playing for you!

AZRAEL | January 17, 1999
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(Announcer voice)

Will Scully and Jean-Grey ever admit to Mulder they are bazaar clones?
Will Mulder ever stop eating sunflower seeds?
Find out next time on 'The X-Files and the Restless'.

(Fade Out Music)

KidCat505 | January 18, 1999
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Special offer on X-Men, two for the price of one

Julian Ripley | January 18, 1999
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MULDER: o.k., one of you is a fake, and I'm going to find out who by use of my probing technique

Julian Ripley | January 18, 1999
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"Alright, Diana, now I know you're jealous that I've got Mulder now, but this is rediculous! ...And, the hair...WAY OFF, Fowl Face!!"

LCShipper | January 18, 1999
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As they pose for the new Grand Canyon carvings, Skinner just nips to the loo......

Ludo | January 18, 1999
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Gillian, Chris told me that your character was going to change in the upcoming episodes, but I never thought that it was going to be like this.

Gillian to David: Is that a good thing?

David: Well, I like it.

Alien X | January 19, 1999
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Mulder: "You two go ahead, ladies first"

Mulder to himself: "What a great view from back here!"

Bill Batten | January 19, 1999
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Scully: Hey Mulder, do you really think this is my sister?

Mulder: I dunno, but if she isn't I still like her!

Melissa: Both of you two make me sick!

Geckogirl | January 19, 1999
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Redheads, redheads everywhere and not a single one is anatomically correct.

We feel your pain, Fox.

Riff | January 20, 1999
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You've watched their shows and read their books. Now see them together in their new hit show, A-Team: the weird generation!

Doran Skalak | January 20, 1999
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Oh no! A look-a-like Scully clone! Or is it just Queequeg with a haircut?.......

D P Falck | January 20, 1999
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Mulder: Scully!! Jean and I were just talking about you!!

Jean: Yes, I can recommend an EXCELLENT hairdresser if you're interested, dear...

Kawcrow | January 20, 1999
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Scully: "Damnit, Mulder, you're the one who parked the car! Where is it?"

Melissa: "How can you hang around with this dork? He can't even find his own car."

Mulder: "I hardly think that forgetting where I parked is really as bad as dabbling in the black arts."

Scully: "Shut up, Mulder, before I turn you into a frog."

Melissa: "He's human now?"

Scully: "Is that your K-Car there, Mulder?"

Mulder: "Which?"

Melissa: "Bibbity-bobbity-boo, dork!"

Mulder: "Aaaaaaaaargh!"


[Much later at the Lone Gunmen's hideout Byers licks Mulder as frog]


Byers: "Oooooooooh, the colors, the paranoia, the brillance!"

Scully: "I guess this means you guys can't fix him..."

Frohike: "Well, this is *one* last thing to try..."

Scully: "I *AM NOT* kissing a frog!"

Langley: "I guess we won't get to see any tongue, then."

The Grocer | January 20 1999
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Mulder: Hmmmm . . . so many redheads, so little time.

Danielle Phillips | January 20, 1999
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Mulder: Hey, Scully, ever seen "Fiery Redheads IV: Cold Steel and Handcuffs"?

Scully: What was that, Mulder?

Mulder: Oh, nothing.

Erin Perry | January 20, 1999
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Schwing!!

Sal A. Mander | January 20, 1999
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Wow look at that mulder!!!

(as mulder isn't paying attention to her) He says to himself: "WOW her breasts are bigger then scully's, I should switch partners".

The other lady says: "scully is a beautiful woman, wonder if she is gay"?

(miss) Jerry | January 21, 1999
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I can't believe Mulder is staring at that s**t's ass...

mertzdiggittydogg | January 21, 1999
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Mulder: Eeny-meeny-miney-mo, which one to keep and which one to throw....

Jess Idres | January 21, 1999
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Fox: "Forget that Gillian hag!, One night with this riteous babe, and I'll be playing the part of Cyclops in the new X-Men Movie!!"

Madman | January 21, 1999
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Mulder: I am sooo sick of scully. Been trying to dodge her for years... ummmmmmm, let's see...maybe if i just stand here with this manikin she'll just walk on by...whew!

Robin Waters | January 21, 1999
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And you thought that little thing on your back was daring!

Rachel | January 21, 1999
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skinner, you really look good in drag.

ramon serano | January 21, 1999
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Mulder: So, are you wearing any underwear?

Scott Maxwell | January 21, 1999
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People are strange when you're a stranger.

Get some drugs into you!
OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!

Don't f**k with me you a**hole I know who you are and I know where you live!

Liz Tyrell | January 22, 1999
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I'd like an order of Fox on red, hold the clothes please.

Riff | January 22, 1999
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Scully to Mulder: When I told you to suggest to Agent Fowley that she get a makeover, this is not what I meant.

Mike Sanders | January 23, 1999
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Scully finally leaves for good after her future self comes back in time in order to warn her of the dangers of marrying Mulder.

Anne Packrat | January 23, 1999
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Mulder: Come on guys, is there anything on my chin?

Scully: SHADDUP MULDER

Matt Fildey | January 23, 1999
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Hoping to lure Mulder from Scully, Agent Fowley colored her hair red to be like Scully.

Unfortunately for Fowley, Spender does not make a good hair stylist.

Tarnekep Portree | January 23, 1999
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Mulder, unaware of Jean's telepathy, wonders why she keeps slapping his face.

ChAoS | January 23, 1999
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WHAP! (Jean slaps Mulder)

MULDER: "what was that for? I didn't do anything."

Jean: "I know what you were thinking."

ChAoS | January 23, 1999

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