And The Winner Is...


The Contenders - continued
(in chronological order)

"Scully, WAIT!"

"Damnit, Mulder, you promised we wouldn't have to deal with another goat sucker ever again!"

Lunchlady Doris | February 16, 1999
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Dinosaur Neil: Mmmmmm. Drumsticks!

Scully: I'll get the Shake N' Bake.

Sarah Plummer | February 16, 1999
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Mulder:"But why, Scully?"

Scully: "You betrayed our trust by choosing that adulterous Fowley over me! Now, to set things right, I have summoned a jewish golem out of Spender to punish you for your wickedness. Finish him, Weasel boy!!!"

Spender Golem: "ARRRGHHH!"

Lunchlady Doris | February 16, 1999
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Ribbed for *his* pleasure.

Lunchlady Doris | February 16, 1999
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Beginning to feel like a third wheel, a melancholy Scully decided to leave the room. Mulder and Dinosaur Neil didn't even notice her absence as they rekindled their mutual love of swing dancing.

Lunchlady Doris | February 16, 1999
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Possible episode titles -

The Vendetta (the Flukeman's big brother is out for Mulder's blood)

Quagmire 2: Reunion in the Sewers (Scully: "Don't look at me, Croc, Mulder is the fool who shot you.")

Lunchlady Doris | February 16, 1999
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Scully: "I still say it's that goat-sucker."

Mulder: "You're wrong Scully, it's Godzilla."

Dinosaur Neil: "You're BOTH wrong, it's Goatzilla."

Lunchlady Doris | February 16, 1999
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Mulder: "I swear she means nothing to me!"

Scully: "Yeah, right! I hope you and Jurassia are very happy together and bear many scaly offspring."

Lunchlady Doris | February 16, 1999
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Scully: "I can't handle this. She grows a mustache, sprouts a giant tail, then turns reptilian green, and he STILL believes her! What must I do to get him to stop hanging around Fowley?!?"

Lunchlady Doris | February 16, 1999
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"Don't move, Mulder! I'm going to fetch the Raid..."

Lunchlady Doris | February 16, 1999
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At a local dancing competition, Scully decides to take everyone's advice and ask Mulder if he would go with her. Too bad for Scully, Mulder gets drunk and picks up another *girl*, thinking it was her. As Scully walks away in disgust, Mulder is attacked by his so-called girlfriend. As Mulder screams for help, Scully thinks that she too, has had one too many drinks and goes home.

Aaron | February 16, 1999
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Mulder: Scully, I think I'm beginning to regret my career change to professional wrestling.

Scully: (to herself) I can't bear to watch.

Drooler | February 16, 1999
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Jesus Christ, I'm sick of this anal probe shit Mulder !!!

Dis | February 16, 1999
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"Wow, this is much more fun than the logs they use at the Scottish festival."

Em | February 16, 1999
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Mulder: "Help me, Scully! The producers of ID4 are sicking their Godzilla baby on me, and all because of, uh, an incident involving a poster and my bladder."

Scully: (turns in disgust) "How can anybody go in a dark alley?? I'd expect that from Frohike or Krycek, but YOU?!? From now on, I HAVE NO PARTNER!!!"

Lunchlady Doris | February 16, 1999
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You're on your own this time, Mulder.

Moondivine | February 16, 1999
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Scully: Jesus, I hate when they do Swan Lake...

JOHN DAQUILA | February 17, 1999
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"Mulder, there has to be an easier way to hail a taxi."

"That's what I keep telling our friend Neil here, Scully. Now could you just toss me the asprin?"

Melvin F. | February 17, 1999
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After the battle with the Green Giant's brother Herb....
He will never go vegetarian again..

Michelle | February 17, 1999
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On the verge of showing Mulder the proof undeniable of extraterrestrial life she has just found on her living room floor, Scully pauses, thinking, "I just KNOW I've heard that girlie scream before..."

Diana Lesky | February 17, 1999
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Once again booted from the X-files, Mulder and Scully -- in desperation -- tryout for Cirque de Soleil with the help of The Tick. After all, Cirque meets the requirements of an X-File...

J.Mulder | February 17, 1999
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Mulder: "SCULLY, HELP MEEEE!!!!

Scully: "Quit playing around back there, will ya, Mulder? I'm trying to interrogate this Suspicious Pet Shop Owner!"

Mulder: "AAAAAAHHHHHGGGGHHHHH!"

Scully: "I'm not listening!" (covers ears) "La, la, la..."

WhiteWolf | February 17, 1999
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scully, help me,what the f*ck is your problem?

shut your mouth mulder you killed your sister and won't admit it

teri | February 18, 1999
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Despite the agents' best efforts, colonization begins....

Lori | February 18, 1999
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Dinosaur Neil: "Your Depends are kinda' full Spooky"

Scully: "I'm outta' here!"

r.hornet | February 18, 1999
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mulder: scully! i need your help!

scully: talk to the hand, mulder...i'm still not speaking to you!

kidtiger | February 18, 1999
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Deciding to impress Scully, Mulder took swing dancing lessons from Dinosaur Neil. Sadly, Scully was NOT impressed.

Frodo Underhill | February 18, 1999
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Dinosaur Neil: Time for Scully-ball! How do you like my Muld-yville slugger?

Scoot 37 | February 18, 1999
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Scully: AAAAAAAAA! That yellow mustached dragon turned Mulder into Al Gore!!!!!

Justin Cherry | February 19, 1999
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Mulder: Y'know, Scully, I had heard that these Alien probes were uncomfortable, and very intrusive. But right now I'm feeling a whole new sensation and, frankly, I LOVE IT!

Scully: That's it. I'm outta here.

Justin Cherry | February 19, 1999
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Mulder: Scully, I'm feeling a little tense do I look stiff to you. Maybe you could give me a massage.

Scully: Nice try Mulder. But you need to let Hans, the big, yellow, mustached masseuse work his magic.

Justin Cherry | February 19, 1999
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Scully disgustedly leaves with a wave of her hand after discovering that not only does Mulder watch porn all the time, but he's also into bestiality.

Justin Cherry | February 19, 1999
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Mulder: When this guy puts me down, Scully, would you be kind enough to pull his four foot probe out of my ass?

Scully: Sorry Mulder, you're on your own.

Justin Cherry | February 19, 1999
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Green Guy (to Scully): A gift for you.

Scully: No, no, I couldn't possibly accept it.

Justin Cherry | February 19, 1999
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Scully: That's not a Mulder Puppet, it's the real Mulder

Scully: and no i don't want to shake your hand now

wOOgie | February 19, 1999
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Scully to Monster: don't tick me off Mulder

Shelly | February 19, 1999
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Duchovny's acting may be wooden, but he's NOT a baseball bat!

Riff | February 19, 1999
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Dinosaur: DINO BASH THE SMART ASS DIRTY GIRLIE MAN!

Mulder: SCULLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! HELP! BILL'S GOT ME AGAIN!

Scully, being sick of trying to contain her over-protective older brother, Bill Jr, decides to just leave and have fate take over.

Fate: Boy! I like having Mulder's ass in my hands! These are buns are made of PURE STEEL!

Scully: TAXI!

jENNI | February 19, 1999
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Neil barada nikto Mulder!

Red | February 20, 1999
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hey are you going to help me?

no if you die off george clonie takes your place.

bert | February 20, 1999
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Mulder: SCULLLLLLYYYYYY!!!

Scully: Mulder, what is it now? Can't you see I am searching for clues to these mysterious disappearances over here?

Joy Zeh | February 20, 1999

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