And The Winner Is...

Mulder: "Scull-aaayyy, Help me!"

Scully: "Yes, Phizer?...I have a serious Viagra emergency here."

From the mind of Anjette
September 8, 1998


The Runners Up

SCULLY: Mulder, I *told* you the blonde was spoken for.

Emile St. Claire | September 8, 1998
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"By the power invested in me, I hereby dub thee Sir Osis of the Liver!"

Michelle Power | September 6, 1998
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Scully: Now, Mulder, do you want to say you're sorry about your "little feet" comment, or do I have my remote controlled Xena robot make you closer to my size?

Reve | September 7, 1998

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

Mulder thinking: "Well, she's no Jersey Devil, but that leather is kinda kinky."

neil yutkin | September 6, 1998
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"Uhhh...Xena? I don't think that's what Mulder meant when he said he was hoping he could see a little slash."

Alyssa | September 6, 1998
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Scully: Please Xena spare Mulder's life! I know he has his faults, but he has kinda grown on me like a fungus from El Chupacabra...

queenbee | September 7, 1998
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Scully: Okay, Okay, you win, Xena. Here's the phone. Even though Mulder and I both wanted pizza, go ahead and order the Chinese take-out.

R Lynne Meyer | September 9, 1998
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Mulder: Warrior Princess! I *meant* to say Warrior Princess! Honest! Voyeur Princess was just a slip of the tongue!

R. Lynne Meyer | September 9, 1998
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Umm, Mulder, I don't think that you should have asked her if she was a porn star.

E F SNORKLE | September 9, 1998
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Back off Mulder, Scully is mine!!!

Sandy Bruchmann | September 10, 1998
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After five years Scully's detest for Mulders ties reaches "a head" and she calls for back up:

Scully: "Are you ready to call Armani??

Mulder: "..o.k..o.k I'm ready to change..I-I can change"

Michelle Brown | September 10, 1998
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With Mulder seemingly indisposed, Scully calls for back-up:

Scully: Yes, Krycek? I don't suppose you'd be free tonight for dinner and a play?

Barbara | September 11, 1998
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Inside Mulder's head: "Wooah, baby! Why doesn't Scully wear outftits like that?"

Anna | September 12, 1998
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Xena wasn't too happy to find out her show wasn't on that channel.

Anna | September 12, 1998

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