And The Winner Is...

Scully: "It's for Emily's paternity test."

Mulder: "You mean I gotta fill the whole thing?"

Scully: "Come on Mulder...go visit your desk drawer with all the other videos that aren't yours!"

From the mind of mingo
September 14, 1998


The Runners Up

Scully: Well, according to these DNA test results, I'm your...MOTHER?!?

Mulder: Damn fanfic writers.

Woodinat | September 13, 1998
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Mulder: "...and then we mixed the tasty green goo with the flour and chocolate chips."

Scully: "Put in the oven at 350 degrees for 30 minutes and then you get two dozen DNA cookies!"

Mulder: "And that's the end of our show today. Next week we'll show you how to use an Alien Ice-Pick to stir fry vegetables!"

Sally Smith | September 13, 1998
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During a routine investigation, Mulder and Scully discover that the DNA evidence on Monica's dress is not Bill's but Kenneth's. With great fear of the media circus, Mulder and Scully decide to bury the evidence in the sex-files.

Tarnekep Portree | September 13, 1998

The Contenders
(in chronological order)

Hey, Scully. So CSM IS my father!

Cam | September 13, 1998
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Mulder awaits anxiously, as Scully leaves to review his paternity test. Was Mulder actually Emily's father? Tune in next week for the X-citing conclusion.

Tarnekep Portree | September 13, 1998
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Scully: My lab results prove it Mulder. Not only are we both made of plastic, but our clothes have been mysteriously melded to our bodies.

R. Lynne Meyer | September 14, 1998
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S: Mulder! According to this, the President is an Alien!

M: Don't say I never did anything fer ya, Monica!

Calg | September 14, 1998
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"We'd better get over to the lab, Scully. One Clinton is quite sufficient"

Richard Coburn | September 14, 1998
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I'm sorry, Mulder, but the tests confirm it. You're definitely *not* an alien.

Lauren | September 14, 1998
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Scully, I can't possibly complete this urine sample!

Melanie | September 15, 1998
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Mulder: "Oh. When I said I wanted to play doctor, Scully, this isn't exactly what I had in mind...."

Taryn | September 15, 1998
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Mulder: Here's the sample you wanted Scully...

Scully: What? No Mulder! Urine! I asked you for a urine sample!

damfino | September 15, 1998
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"Assistant Director Skinner, we *do* have proof. This is the DNA of the dog that ate our evidence."

X-Lydia | September 15, 1998
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Sorry Mulder...it's herpes.

UKLaserGuy | September 15, 1998
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I'm sorry Mulder, but the lab results are conclusive. The DNA from that spot on her dress matches your DNA.

E F SNORKLE | September 15, 1998
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Mom??????????????????

Mistori | September 16, 1998
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Scully: Don't you think these DNA sequence results will look nice framed above my couch?

Mulder: Of course, but not as good as this green sample tube will look as a funky new par-tay hat.

Heather Mahoney | September 17, 1998
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Scully: Uh oh....

Mulder: Y'know Scully, you really can't trust those home pregnancy tests....

beetnic/CA | September 17, 1998

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