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I would happily take the blame for this page if you so wish it, Lirinen, but it would ruin all the fun some of you are having falling upon each other like rabid dogs and engaging in your favorite pastimes which are paranoia, finger pointing, being offende , looking for evil villians and taking yourselves way too seriously...unfortunately I can't take credit for writing these hilarious stories. I wish I wrote them though. I guess that makes me just as guilty as if I did. I am just not that talented. You wanted to wander into the realm of Faerie...welcome to the dance. :)

Lirinen - 03/14/98 14:25:11

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Lirinen the paranoid, embittered loose cannon tries to wrest the twit-a-scope away from Aria, having been thrashed for suggesting she had a part in the creation of this page, but Danged if that thing just won't budge! It focuses right on her and Blam! th silly thing goes off! What a mess! I pick up the pieces in the pressed Darkfae book. The twit-a-scope, deprived of its now annihilated target, moves toward Georgia, saying "Here, KITTY KITTY all the way there. But that's someone else's problem... Linz e-poop Don't take this too seriously now, Lirinen

Nali - 03/14/98 09:59:08
My URL:http://oocities.com/Area51/Dimension/5313
My Email:Nalissi@oocities.com
Homeworld: a safer place than this
Favorite Fetish: gypsies in need of spankings, and satyrs with paddles.
Favorite Cheese: whatever goes with that whine I keep hearing everytime i sign online
Favorite Page: the pretty pictures
Pet Peeve: people who take themselves too seriously, and people who don't take others seriously enough
Most Evil Deed: daring to Hope...

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I've wandered through this parodied world and enjoyed most of it for what it was: a much needed shake up to keep us from taking ourselves too seriously. I think maybe there is some that was... out of bounds... but that has been addressed I hope adequately. I am most disappointed by those who have taken it upon themselves to judge an call names because of this. I guess "living by example" is a lost concept. If it offended you, don't read it. If you can't laugh at yourself, then get out of the way so that oth rs can laugh at you. i believe only one person is perhaps owed a bit of an apology for this, and I am sorry I am not the person able to offer it. As for the rest... Lighten up and get over it. Remember, a thing only has the power you give it. Obviously some of you have nothing better in your reality than signing this guestbook repeatedly so that you can falsely accuse others. Maybe that's the reason it got to you in the first place. Dance on... and remember to laugh when you stumble. If you don't, you'll find that everyone else is.

Lirinen - 03/14/98 02:32:50

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Well, it wasn't Aria (as evidenced by my sore backside). Must be some even more evil force. The twit-o-scope moves back toward Cleveland - and perhaps towards Texas as well ... the land where they just don't get over themselves...

Tigris Sheridan (alias Tiernan) - 03/14/98 01:57:31
My Email:tigris@unforgettable.com
Homeworld: Earth... for now
Favorite Fetish: Crow
Pet Peeve: Spiteful children

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Good god, Aria. How small of you.

Lirinen - 03/13/98 21:24:57
My Email:galadhad@hotmail.com
Favorite Fetish: Pressed Darkfae Books

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Oo, so sorry, I meant to say "Aria" not "Sade and Sindar". How could I possibly mistake the queen of the Pressed (or should I say, Depressed) Darkfae for those who are innocent as the driven-on snow?? I was surprised to see that the photos did not have oustachios and tophats after all... Lirinen

Linz's evil skin twippy - 03/13/98 19:16:35
My URL:http://www.tankgirl.vivid.net/
My Email:tankgirl@vivid.net
Homeworld: the foul murky depths of linz's soul
Favorite Fetish: *looks around* you gotta promise you can't tell no one.... hmn...promise? no? well fuck you then. *mutter*
Favorite Cheese: cottage
Favorite Page: page 98
Pet Peeve: when someone's back dulls the blade of my knife
Most Evil Deed: well.. one time... i... *choke*... i... *sob* i... used AOL! *sob*sob*sob* i'm so ashamed! it wasn't even my account, it was at a friend's house... honest!

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it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... oh, and i prefer my minionions pickled... and why did wacky lantern have to go and waste good root beer? he shoulda used some of that non-alcoholic beer crap. we all know what that does to yer brain... nd did you know that in australia (or is it japan, i can never remember), they make squid jerky? here's a joke for ya... how do you make beef jerky?.... take away its mate! HA! i slay me sometimes... well, at least i dun slay others.. that would be the ev l faerie queen's job, right queenie? *cackle*

Evil Queen of the Fae - 03/13/98 17:23:58
Homeworld: It's in my head

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Hm, the man? who wrote: That he enjoys "Hunting, stalking, and burning down people who slander good folk's names for no reason and hide behind an alias" did not even have the creativity to post an alias, he just didn't mention his name. And he left us the URL for the Mac page....I'll have to get a mini-onion to track him? down and make him watch soap operas for a week.... Hm, me thinks that the people who are complaining about those who are "slandering good folk's names for no reason" are writing these laughable whinings *because* there is some truth behind the Fae-bles. They were, after all, written about things that did ake place, perhaps the stories strike a little too close to home for some? I want some crackers with my cheese and whine!! Phuque 'em if they can't take a joke!

Linz - 03/13/98 16:46:44
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Corridor/1015
My Email:linz@vivid.net
Homeworld: wherever i make it
Favorite Fetish: eggbeaters
Favorite Cheese: muenster (aka monster)
Favorite Page: mine
Pet Peeve: people who drive slow in the fast lane
Most Evil Deed: i could tell you, but then i'd have to beglamour you

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what? how come i'm not in any of the stories? lol. i love a good roast... c'mon, rake me over the coals, pplleeaassee???? ;)

Jezebel (again) - 03/13/98 16:40:24

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why is it that the people who only have negative things to say, and who made comments about your alias dont have the nerve to post thier name so you know who *they* are?

Jezebel - 03/13/98 16:34:07
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Pipeline/1666/index.html
My Email:ferocitas@mailcity.com
Favorite Fetish: coed naked crisco twister
Favorite Cheese: wine
Pet Peeve: stupid and/or pompous people
Most Evil Deed: i will not amit to anything as anything i say can and probably would be used against me in a court of law.

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I must find a way to escape the strong hold of the evil queen....heeeeellllllllllllp me oh light ones! ;P

Evil Queen of the Fae - 03/13/98 16:05:48
Homeworld: Another one
Favorite Fetish: Intimidating others
Favorite Cheese: Mozzerella
Favorite Page: Mine and this one
Pet Peeve: Ignorance and self-righteousness
Most Evil Deed: Genocide

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Beware those of blind self-righteous whining, you may be parodied. Comedy is the best revenge....

Lirinen - 03/13/98 14:30:04
My Email:galadhad@hotmail.com
Favorite Cheese: Stilton

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Hey Sade and Sindar, Nice fonts and background (shame about the rest) How's it shakin? Lirinen

EvLFaeRie - 03/13/98 12:07:35
My URL:http://members.aol.com/EvLFaeRiE2/page1ndex.html
My Email:EvLFaeRie2@aol.com
Homeworld: The Enchanted Forest
Favorite Fetish: heh..*not saying*
Favorite Cheese: Kraft
Favorite Page: mine & yours
Pet Peeve: people with small minds
Most Evil Deed: Too evil to say...

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Very Very COOL! and different~ great stuff!!

lb_ - 03/13/98 06:41:26
My Email:macguy@cyberdude.com
Favorite Fetish: Hunting, stalking, and burning down people who slander good folk's names for no reason and hide behind an alias
Favorite Page: http://www.apple.com
Pet Peeve: Stupid People

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Grow up and get a life.

Jesus Christ - 03/13/98 05:00:53

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"Why are you here, Jesus?" "Retribution." "He's here to kill you because you're Goth, Kyle!" "NOOOOO! Please don't kill me, Jesus!!!!"

- 03/13/98 03:50:12

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Remember Karma.. turnabout is fair play.

Silence - 03/13/98 03:46:27

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Do not judge, lest you in turn be judged.

Tuck - 03/13/98 03:30:07
Homeworld: Right Here.

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So what's a nice artist like you doing in a waste of space like this?